Mixed or average reviews- based on 5 Ratings
Positive: 0 out of 2
Mixed: 0 out of 2
Negative: 2 out of 2
Dec 20, 2013Don't listen to the critics reviews. This movie is just a boring, pointless mess. Based on the trailer, the story is about a woman who'sDon't listen to the critics reviews. This movie is just a boring, pointless mess. Based on the trailer, the story is about a woman who's husband is violently killed just before Christmas. Afterwards, she finds out that her husband had a brief affair with a stripper and the woman goes on a quest to find herself and more about the husband she thought she knew. If that had been the movie, then we might have something. Unfortunately, the remainder of the film is simply a series of segments where the woman indulges in extreme behavior (like excessive shopping, drugs, and sex parties) for no real reason other than they're just things most upscale family women don't do.
The story with the stripper ultimately goes nowhere and, as far as I can tell, the woman learns nothing from her experiences. Or if she does, it's not revealed to us, the audience. The comedy is fairly obvious, and what little does land is nothing to write home about. Also, we're treated to literally about 15 minutes (cumulatively) of the entire reading of Night Before Christmas, old Christmas cartoons, and one entire Christmas hymn with three verses. There was nothing absolutely horrible about the movie, but there was also nothing redeeming about it. Nothing to take away from it, nothing to learn, and no reason to really care about the main character.
Overall, White Reindeer left me out in the cold Which is a better joke that what you'll get in this film. It's unrealistic, flat, uninteresting, not funny, and a tad pretentious. Skip this one for something more cheerful and better written.… Full Review »
Dec 14, 2013It's not like any other Christmas film I've ever seen. I was expecting black comedy but this one was just bleak throughout.. Perhaps theIt's not like any other Christmas film I've ever seen. I was expecting black comedy but this one was just bleak throughout.. Perhaps the jokes were so subtle I didn't realize they were supposed to be funny. After a tragedy near the holidays, the eerily isolated main character makes a series of bad decisions. Suzanne's character isn't really developed. She is just sent reeling from one blow after another, reacting to each new humiliation. If you really hate the Christmas season, this movie might compliment your mood.… Full Review »