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Armchair Apocrypha

Universal acclaim
Based on 31 critic reviews
How did we calculate this?
Based on 55 votes
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Album Info
Label: Fat Possum
Release Date: 20 March 2007
Discs: 1 disc
Genre(s): Indie, Rock
Summary
The Chicago-based singer-songwriter returns with his tenth album of literate and eclectic indie rock.
Also By This Artist: Noble Beast The Mysterious Production Of Eggs
Also On The Web: Official Artist Site
What The Critics Said
All critic scores are converted to a 100-point scale. If a critic does not indicate a score, we assign a score based on the general impression given by the text of the review. Learn more...
The Onion (A.V. Club)
Bird has developed a finesse for off-kilter pop that takes mortality, confusion, and unexpected realizations as its subject, shaping them all into songs that are catchier, by their own terms, than most of Top 40 radio.
Read Full Review >PopMatters
By taking the piss out of himself and the cynicism out of his outlook, Bird’s songs are not only smart and sensible but joyous and full of hope.
Read Full Review >Drowned In Sound
This is an intellectual jaunt that reveals the beauty of pop music, both musically and lyrically.
Read Full Review >Playlouder
This is a record that will so quickly get under your skin and fill your head with such a bounty of melodies that the only way to relieve the swelling is to joyously whistle them out.
Read Full Review >ShakingThrough.net
The arrangements are lovely, as always, but it’s Bird’s openness (as opposed to his inscrutability) that pays the greatest dividends on this exquisite, resonant work.
Read Full Review >Prefix Magazine
The songs on Armchair Apocrypha are broader, more sweeping in content and delivery than their immediate predecessors.
Read Full Review >Stylus Magazine
The experimental, lo-fi branding of his oeuvre is gone, but the originality of his sound continues to trump the nostalgic demons in his head.
Read Full Review >Entertainment Weekly
Occasionally he overreaches... but when Bird keeps things simple, Apocrypha is full of modest charms. [23 Mar 2007, p.59]
cokemachineglow
Andrew Bird has thrown down his gauntlet brimming with post-structural imagery, swirling entropy, a truly floral arrangement of genre pieces and genre mixing.
Read Full Review >No Ripcord
His songwriting style remains largely unaltered: eloquent, abstract, stream-of-consciousness rambles, tiny bits of which manage to lodge themselves in your brain. But his talent is most apparent as a composer.
Read Full Review >Almost Cool
As a whole, the album doesn't stand up quite as well as The Mysterious Production Of Eggs, but it's still another solid entry in Bird's discography.
Read Full Review >Paste Magazine
On Apocrypha... Bird may be simultaneously at his most clever and most luminous. [Apr 2007, p.55]
Spin
This stream-of-consciousness head trip blends tricky, delicious melodies and slippery lyrics, yet never lapses into annoyingly smug artiness. [Mar 2007, p.88]
Uncut
A record dotted with peaks. [Apr 2007, p.93]
Q Magazine
It could be horribly contrived, yet Bird has the rare touch to make it sound as natural as breathing. [May 2007, p.125]
Magnet
Apocrypha feels of a piece with Eggs, though without as many layers or as heightened a sense of playfulness. [#75, p.91]
Mojo
Overall, the album might not surpass his masterpiece The Mysterious Production Of Eggs, but Armchair Apocrypha proves Bird's knack for the musical hat-trick. [May 2007, p.102]
Pitchfork
Armchair Apocrypha is ultimately another object of strange and unique beauty from this inventive songwriter and performer.
Read Full Review >Rolling Stone
Seemingly simple elements -- plucked violin, shuffling snare drums, chiming guitars, plinky piano, his spooky croon and magisterial whistle -- build into one heady, slippery whole.
Read Full Review >Under The Radar
What the songs might lose in pluck and idiosyncrasy, they gain in depth and craft, still letting Bird show off his rakish voice and trademark violin ripping. [#17, p.90]
New Musical Express
This album proves that Bird is up there with the kings of US alt.country pop like Lambchop and My Morning Jacket.
Read Full Review >Slant Magazine
The opaqueness of Bird's lyrics doesn't exactly jibe with this more mainstream musical approach.
Read Full Review >Amazon.com
Making no palpable effort to crack the conventional with overflowing melodies and love songs, Bird instead latches up the intellect to create tiny packages of literature that make always leave you thinking--and snapping your fingers at the same time.
Read Full Review >Boston Globe
The strength of this album lies in Bird's ability to write challenging, evocative lyrics, and then wed his erudite prose with joyous melodies.
Read Full Review >Village Voice
Armchair is a bit more accessible and less subtle [than Eggs], less of a single statement, but with more individual standouts.
Read Full Review >Tiny Mix Tapes
Although Bird certainly isn’t breaking new ground in terms of his overall sound since his last album, he has still put out another solid record chock-full of witty lyricisms and lilting melodies that do a wonderful job of showing off his oh-so-smooth voice.
Read Full Review >Austin Chronicle
Armchair Apocrypha, is as instantly engaging as "Fake Palindromes" from 05's Andrew Bird & the Mysterious Production of Eggs.
Read Full Review >Blender
The music's intellectualism obscures as many truths as it unveils. [Mar 2007, p.130]
Dusted Magazine
Bird’s intelligence – and obvious delight in the associations that words seem to make on their own – often places his lyrics in the precocious high-school poet camp.
Read Full Review >What Our Users Said
The average user rating for this album is 9.2 (out of 10) based on 55 User Votes
Note: User votes are NOT included in the Metascore calculation.
Lars P. gave it a10:
Just take 12 really catchy pop songs - ones that you can't but help but like, despite how cool you are - and then layer it a gazillion times with unheard of instrument combinations (love that whistle), poetry, and an extremely talented musician...voila: Andrew Bird's Armchair Apocrypha. It gets better with every listen; the layers of complexity never stop unraveling. Bird manages to pull it off without coming off as an arrogant uptight indie snob.
Dan B. gave it an8:
It doesn't have standouts like the last album, but at the same time, there are no weak moments. It's an album you can really listen to from start to finish without wanting to skip a moment. So. It's not the most amazing album--it's not forceful, doesn't make itself absolutely necessary--but it's still really good. In the end, short of an album's worth of crack-good single-worthy tunes that somehow also congeal into a solid album (see: anything by the Beatles?), what more can you ask for?
shes_so loose gave it a7:
The Mysterious Production of Eggs was my favourite album for 2005. This one is different, and good, but largely inferior. Still, a worthy record by an amazing artist.
Blake gave it a10:
Simply superb! Andrew Bird is unique songwriter.
Nic M gave it a9:
Though I was a bit disappointed at first, this album as really, REALLY grown on me. better than Eggs in almost every way (which is saying something as I love that album, too), this album will make your head explode and your brains melt because it's so good. head explode.
Ben L. gave it a10:
This deserves a 10 on pure technical prowess alone. Andrew Bird is one of the most talented multi-instrumentalists working today. When you add his quirky charm and his excellent sense of composition . . .
Oof F. gave it a9:
I listen to your record while I'm reading sharktext. It makes a nice soundtrack.
