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Based on 7 critic reviews
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Album Info
Label: Oglio
Release Date: 22 August 2000
Discs: 1 disc
Genre(s): alternative, rock
Summary
Also By This Artist: Exotic Creatures Of The Deep Hello Young Lovers
What The Critics Said
All critic scores are converted to a 100-point scale. If a critic does not indicate a score, we assign a score based on the general impression given by the text of the review. Learn more...
Mojo
Highly listenable and equally danceable, a kind of Pet Shop Boys meet Gary Numan at the gates of Georgio Moroder. (Sep 2000, p.95)
Billboard
The Maels continue flexing their musical might. Tracks like "More Than A Sex Machine," "The Calm Before The Storm," and the eye-winking title track are just waiting to be embraced by dancefloors worldwide.
Read Full Review >Alternative Press
The best songs are, as usual, the weirder ones... Elsewhere, Balls spends too much time riding the same quirky-dance autopilot that has fascinated Sparks since the late '70s. [Jan. 2001, p.102]
Sonicnet
At once epic, playful and a little bit strange, the duo's latest effort perpetuates the brothers' patented geek-chic, though things come across as more introspective and ambient this time around.... Alternately excellent, kitschy and lackluster...
Read Full Review >All Music Guide
Though both the lyrics and the production are quirky, there is nothing dumb about them.... The melodies have brilliant pop hooks and Russell's voice soars.
Read Full Review >Q Magazine
A profound disappointment... few songs lift themselves above pedestrian tedium. [Nov 2000, p.117]
New Musical Express
Sadly, as 'Balls' proves, age has inexplicably withered Sparks' bow-legged muse; where once was genre-bending acid eclecticism and inspired wit, Sparks now seem content to dole out tired, tinny electro-pop and unfunny puns.
Read Full Review >What Our Users Said
The average user rating for this album is 9.5 (out of 10) based on 6 User Votes
Note: User votes are NOT included in the Metascore calculation.
Gunnar J gave it a9:
This album is a proof that Sparks still are the best band in the world. My fovourites are "The Calm.." and "Knock off" and "Sexmachine". This album was a step up the ladder leading to "Lil“ Bethoven
Carol gave it a 10:
Absolutely brilliant. Ron and Russell have not lost their touch!
Adam gave it a 10:
Fantastic. The legands are still producing great music.
t t gave it an 8:
sounds better and holds together well after repeated listenings.probably must musical of all sparks albums.
