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Paris Hilton
Warner Bros
Release Date:
Metascore
57
Based on
17 Critics
User Score
4.8
Based on
171 Ratings
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Stars Are Blind
I don't mind spending some time Just hanging here with you 'Cause I don't find Too many guys That treat me like you do Those other guys They wanna...
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Summary Back to top
The heiress and reality television semi-star covers Rod Stewart's "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy" (answer: no) and duets with Jadakiss on her recording debut.
Record Label: Warner Bros
Genre(s): Pop
Critic Reviews Back to top
Positive:
5
Mixed:
8
Negative:
4
90
Paris makes no apologies for being mass-market pop, but everybody involved made sure that this was well-constructed mass-market pop.
70
It's no pop masterpiece to rival The Beatles, Madonna or Michael Jackson's best. But then again, few things are. If however the bench marks are Aguilera and Pink, it's only fair to say that Ms Hilton or rather her album, holds its own.
67
Listening to her debut album, you get the feeling that she breezed in and out of the studio.
60
Vibe
Shockingly, Paris the vocalist is actually listenable; no Gwen Stefani, but better than, say, K-Fed. [Oct 2006, p.151]
50
If an army of songwriters and million-dollar producers can make Paris Hilton listenable, even for only 38 minutes, then no one else with a major-label budget behind them has any excuse.
40
Uncut
Lavishly appointed, expensively designed and almost entirely characterless. [Sep 2006, p.84]
20
Though Storch and other heavy hitters do their best to craft reasonable facsimiles of a broad range of Today's Best Dance-Pop Hits, they can't hide the fact that Hilton's a shit singer who can't carry a tune even when the vocal melody is reproduced note-for-note in the arrangements.
User Reviews Back to top
Positive:
38
Mixed:
7
Negative:
47
10
DouglasH
Oct 1, 2006
Brilliant. An astonishing satire on celebrity vacuity in the 21st Century...Paris will have the last laugh. On the surface dazzlingly empty, Brilliant. An astonishing satire on celebrity vacuity in the 21st Century...Paris will have the last laugh. On the surface dazzlingly empty, yet full of subtle irony meaning for the more attentive, the lyrics convey something of the dense, multilayered/referential suggestion of Melvilles chapter on the "Whiteness of the Whale", or for that matter, Brett Easton Ellis. Paris Hilton - musician/philosopher. Who would have thought? Expand
10
nadiaho
Aug 25, 2006
Fantastic!!!
9
TripperR
Aug 23, 2006
It's actually pretty damn good. I listened to the whole thing today, and it's actually pretty damn good.
1
VictorB.
Dec 9, 2007
Being catch is not a bad thing for songs, but there's just a few songs which you could really listen and probably like it cause Being catch is not a bad thing for songs, but there's just a few songs which you could really listen and probably like it cause they're ''cool''...Paris got to improve. Expand
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FoxyRoxy
Aug 23, 2006
I saw and heard her sing happy birthday and she didn't sound like her record. The recording studio does wonders. Maybe everyone should I saw and heard her sing happy birthday and she didn't sound like her record. The recording studio does wonders. Maybe everyone should become singers. Expand
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I.L.
Sep 10, 2006
It's evil....paris maintains her status as the worlds most stupid spoiled whore with this annoying cash-in
0
NothingNothing
Feb 17, 2007
Awful.....