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  1. KrisL.
    Mar 25, 2004
    3
    Limp Bizkit is now like a dog who was just neutered and had its teeth kicked in . The edge and energy they had in their first 2 albums are but a thing of the past. The whiny nu-metal kids raised on Staind, Linkin Park, and most of the crappy bands today like that will probably like it (and are rabidly apparent in their reviews), but old school fans and just about everyone else need not apply.
    • 2 of 3 users said yes
  2. FrankB
    Jul 10, 2005
    5
    This is Limp Bizkit's further decline into mediocrity. Now, it's not lord mercilessly awful like the critics and the "hatas" would have you beleive. Let's start with the bad: The insipid autobiographical "Almost Over" has such hilarious contradictions as "took alot of crap as a little boy, learned how to rap as a little boy" and "I'm singing in the rain as an older man" coming from an MC who just cleverly rhymed "rap" with "crap" and a bold optimistic lyricist who spent his past three albums complaining about his girlfriend. "Gimme the Mic" and "Phenomenon" are so outlandishly overblown that they make the late 80's Beastie Boys claims of lyrical dopeness seem like accurate representations of hardened gangsta veterans, and that was shtick! Fred expects us to take boasts like "baggie jeans and a bottle of crack hits" seriously! The ballads (which take up a large chunk of the album)are for the most part woefully trite, with the exception of the genuinely pretty "Down Another Day", and when they're not generic, they're self-indulgent and bitter. If that doesn't make you tap the skip button fast enough, the Snoop Dog collaboration, "Red Light Green Light" is vapid, bland, and just plain lame-o. (wipes sweat off forehead) Okay, but amidst all these debacles, there is a fair amount of Bizkity goodness to partly compensate. "Eat you Alive" and "Re-Entry" have ham-fisted, thunderously catchy riffs balanced with pretty melodic bits. It's a reminder that under all the teen-angst and occasionally awful writing, the Bizkit really do know what they're doing, and there's some genius behind the jock. "Creamer" and "Lonely World" have desolate, Linkin Park style electronic gawthic pop beats, that you can dance to and sulk to at the same time. Plus, the rapping is a few notches above Mike Shinoda. "Head for the Barricade" has a tribal war-chant drum beat that works wonderfully, and the songs nu-metal ingenius climax would inspire riotous moshing, as would the clever riff trickery of "The Only One" And that's pretty much the whole sha-bang. About 5 or 6 really good songs on a 16 track album with the rest ranging from mostly mediocre to laughable. Still, Limp Bizkit isn't the worst of Nu Metal's evils, they're just the most renown. If Fred didn't stir up so much annoying controversy here and there, and the Bizkit weren't once the biggest, most arrogant band in the world, the critics would probably grant this comfortably mediocre album in the 50-60 range along with Linkin Park. This Bizkit may be a bit soggy, but focus your hatred on nu metal bands like Crossfade, Seether, Evenescance, and P.O.D, as they're what you should be worrying about. Expand
    • 2 of 4 users said yes
  3. C.Marsalis
    Mar 24, 2008
    10
    We came across this album by accident over the last few months. Contrary to all the bad publicity about this album, it is without doubt one of the most important albums since 1993. The production and ideas within this album are quite unique.The last albums to contain such artistry was Songs of Distant Earth by Mike Oldfield and Talk by Yes. Its quite disgraceful on some of the voting, obviously from people who have no clue about music production. We have analysed some reviews by these individuals on other albums and its quite sad and obvious that these critics are like everything within the industry- to be aiding and abetting the demise of talent within the music industry. We suggest that those critics should become independent from the Record Companies. Its ok monopolizing CD Sales etc but to monopolise what talent is, is detrimental to the industry. Expand
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  4. Lukic
    Oct 6, 2004
    4
    this cd sucks badly
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  5. DamienA
    Oct 10, 2003
    8
    This album is way, way better than their last 2. The chocolate starfish can't touch this and significant other was good for its time, but now it's time for the better sound of Limp Bizkit other than the whole rap genre. This is a good cd and i bought it b/c there's more hardcore and less rapcore on this cd.
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  6. mikethauthority
    Oct 20, 2003
    0
    i'll never get over it.
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  7. nicolec
    Oct 30, 2003
    10
    holy crap! this cd is sooo hot! i have a list of songs on this cd that i want to screwdriver to, and anyone who doesnt have the same shouldnt be worth talking to!!
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  8. brianb
    Oct 7, 2003
    10
    This is an awesome album. Just listen to the words and you will know what I mean. This isn't the same old stuff, he is growing and expanding. I truely enjoy this album.
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  9. Rfinley
    Oct 8, 2003
    10
    for all people who hate.....give this album a chance.....we know u hate fred durst...forget about it a minute and really listen to the growth and maturity of this album....although it does have traditional shit talkin bizkit tracks..its also has tracks that are so personal and so meaningful if you would just give this a chance, you could actually relate to the lyrics. this is without the best bizkit album to date....no band will sound like they do when they first come out...bands grow and music changes...so if you are down for change or u will give change a try and actually listen to this album....go pick it up...its a great cd i cant stop listening Expand
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  10. Razael
    Oct 8, 2003
    0
    This is so fucked up...the new album is the same shit like all the other ones, only a lot crappier!!! Fred, go find yourself another job or move to Canada and never come back..please.
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  11. dans
    Oct 9, 2003
    10
    critics are idiots you people dont know jack about fred or his music this album defines him, suits can't see that the energy is in the emoption not just overwhelming noise we have become use to from other groups
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  12. mattp
    Oct 20, 2006
    0
    ha ha ha ah ah ha
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  13. Rudys
    Jan 28, 2006
    0
    Pure crap
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  14. KaseyB
    Oct 8, 2006
    10
    I Loved it. All of the songs seemed to flow well together. They all have a emotion in them that seems to hit home on different days.
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  15. DarkHoodedOne
    Oct 3, 2003
    9
    This CD is better than people think. Why, metacritic, did you take the crappier websites instead of the real websites. Then you'll get some real reviews. This CD is waay better than their previous efforts. No, im not a Limp Bizkit fanboy, and far from it, but this CD is far less annoying than they say. This could be one of those best rock albums of the year. The only song which annoys me in "red light green light." Cmon, Fred, why do you have to act like a pimp, you're not black! Expand
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  16. wills
    Oct 4, 2003
    1
    this CD does serve one purpose, it will make you laugh.
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  17. EdgeC
    Oct 4, 2003
    2
    Limp are has-beens. The album is consistantly weak and is nothing new. How many tracks are on the CD? It doesn't matter, you'll keeping skipping every track until it's over anyway.
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  18. PeeparDOn'tmatter
    Oct 4, 2003
    10
    don't know what the hell are you thinking, but this is the best record yet. Shut up and listen suckers, ok this is different music but is still is great.
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  19. RobA
    Oct 5, 2003
    7
    Better than Choccy Starfish
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  20. JakeM.
    Oct 5, 2003
    0
    WOW, I never knew Limp Bizkit can suck so damn much.
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  21. Tom
    Oct 7, 2003
    0
    Without even a shred of socially redeeming value. Fred has to be the whiniest, most self-absorbed "rock star" ever. Must be cause he's bald as a baby's bottom. Give it a rest already. NOONE CARES.
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  22. LB
    Oct 8, 2003
    7
    not that great...but ok for a limp bizkit fan
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  23. MichaelK
    Oct 9, 2003
    0
    Worthless pap.
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  24. tokyo_goddess
    Jan 31, 2004
    10
    This cd is diffrent from their first one. It has more mellow tracks. Basically, whatever mood you are in, hard head bangin', rappish, slow, sad, and a beat mood this cd won't let you down. At least 2 songs are for a diffren mood. And the lyrics aren't that bad, very catchy. I must say the only songs I'm not crazy about are 'Behind blue eyes', only cause it�39;s a remake of a classic, and 'Red light green light', which the main rap song on the whole cd. It is a little monotonous, but whatever. And the fact they have short good music song sequences after songs, for people who hate the cd, don't even know these songs exists. It's like a treat for putting through the worst songs on the cd, coincidentally 'Behind Blue Eyes' and 'Red light green light'. But all in all, the cd is awesome. A cd I have yet to get tored of in 5 1/2 months. Expand
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  25. SimonA
    May 1, 2004
    0
    incredible bad they turning The Who's masterpiece Behind Blue Eyes to a joke.Every song is about how sorry he feels for him self because Britny left him.
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  26. ShelR
    Jan 22, 2005
    0
    this is the worst cd i have ever heard
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  27. BlaineR
    Mar 7, 2005
    0
    Vomit in audio form
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  28. maxpower
    Aug 2, 2005
    0
    These guys should just quit now, this is awful music plain and simple. Fred Durst is one of the worst vocalists in the history of recorded music.
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  29. EdC
    Aug 5, 2005
    0
    Notice how all of the Limp Biscuit supporters are just too dumb to make a good arguement for the album, so they just tell everyone else who is not tone deaf like they are to shut up. Limp Bistcuit, Linking Park, MudVain, Pudders of Mud, just suck! Really! But in the case of the Biscuit, the garbage they claim to be music is uninspired, uncreative, idiotic, stupid, and total crap. But wait, we havent heard anything yet. Wait till Limp Biscuit, Linking Park, N*Sink, and $0.50 get together to go on tour. Wow, what crap that would be. Expand
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  30. Rudys
    Jan 28, 2006
    0
    Pure crap
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  31. Dr.F.A.Chuck
    Oct 5, 2006
    0
    If you actually like this album, or even anything by this band for that matter, you need to face up to the fact that you have terrible taste. It's that simple. You don't ever see fast food reviewed by food critics. It's because it sucks. I'm willing to wager that if you like this band, you also like to eat fast food. A lot. And the only thing you can come up with to say when confronted with your own bad taste is, "Limp Bizkit rulez!!!" That is not making a point. That is saying something with nothing to back it up, just like I can tell you that I can eat an apple and shit out a fruit salad. People, especially people with bad taste, like to say a lot of meaningless things. It does not make them right, nor does it mean we should take them seriously. People who actually know what they are talking about, you know, people with good taste, intelligent people, etc... they have all gotten together and guess what? We all agree that this music is one of the worst examples of the medium. Now get back to flipping burgers, you lame jocko retards. Expand
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  32. Angelo
    May 9, 2007
    0
    Beyond awful.
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  33. MArkw
    Jun 3, 2007
    9
    This album isnt bad, The alternative rock influence makes listening to it very enjoyable.
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  34. AaronB.
    Jun 20, 2008
    10
    This album is very good. It contains two of their greatest songs, Behind Blue Eyes and Eat You Alive. The rest of the songs are good too. I'd recommend purchasing this album to any die-hard Limp Bizkit fan.
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  35. ChadC.
    Jul 15, 2008
    0
    This is the most horrendous piece of shit ever. Well, okay, I'll admit: it is better than K-Fed's album. But that's it.
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  36. MarvelousMark
    Aug 6, 2008
    10
    This is Limp Bizkit's best album to date. Some say it's not, due to the lack of Wes Borland. If no one ever knew his name, no one would ever even mention it. You people can't tell whether or not Wes Borland is playing guitar. Someone said "Wes Borland isn't on this album, so it will suck!" The guitar on this album is great, no matter who played it. I admit it's different from previous LB albums, and that's okay. Different doesn't mean bad. This is the best LB album, and that's the bottom line cause Marvelous Mark said so. Expand
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  37. BreannaR
    Nov 18, 2003
    8
    come on people this CD isnt THAT bad like sure its not the best CD and they could have done a little better. some of the songs i just love and could listen to over and over again but a few of the songs including red-light green-light were pretty lame. i kinda agree with Joe H, people ARE being too over critical and this album definetly isnt the best but still good
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  38. wackyman
    Oct 13, 2003
    1
    are they seriously thinking anyone will take this crap seriously?
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  39. JoeH
    Oct 13, 2003
    7
    I think people are being a bit TOO over critcal, its not as good as previous albums but is still a good album!
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  40. MikeC
    Oct 16, 2003
    0
    Why I bothered even listening is still a mystery. Generic sounding crap-rock. Fred Durst must be the most witless person on the planet. If you're going to try and make fun of people on your albums, at least do a good job of it. If you're really into mindless garbage (i.e. their other albums) you'll probably love this one. P.S.: You people scoring this above a 2 should be ashamed of yourselves. Expand
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  41. WillO
    Nov 7, 2003
    0
    Oh yeah. Limp Bizkit. Rock on. Ugh, from the utter obsession a kid I know has with them to the shameful cover of The Who (????), this album disgusts me. I can't understand the people here who rate it a 10, but obviously this is an album where you either love it to death, or you think it sucks. Which it does... As if they weren't bad enough already, Limp Bizkit sinks to an all time low. Fred Durst - when it comes to lyrics, music, and singing, there's none worse. When it comes to yelling, Fred takes the cake. Expand
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  42. dk
    Oct 18, 2003
    0
    in the words of butt-head, "this sucks beyond all that has sucked before". fred dirtz is my vote for "has-been waiting to happen".
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  43. BarryD'Alive
    Oct 18, 2003
    0
    Immense sea of nothingness. Perfect Zero rating.
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  44. JimR
    Oct 18, 2003
    0
    How can anyone tolerate, let alone like, this ear piercing garbage. Go away Fred, you have enough money by now, please leave us all alone.
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  45. D.R.Burleson
    Dec 1, 2003
    10
    WTF? Why are so many people saying this cd sucks? This cd was great - look, music is meant to be different, thats what makes it so great, so why don't you stop complaining about it an listen to it for what it is. Most of these f-t up reviews are biased and just don't like fred durst. Had they written these songs themselves they would be bragging to all their friends and trying to get a record deal. So what if it doesn't fit your own taste, if it DOESN'T then it wasn't meant for you. There are plenty of us out here who love this cd - SO TO THOSE WHO DON'T....go jump in a lake and stop complaining - I'm glad that this cd was made and it is a good addition to music as a whole. Expand
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  46. FredSucks
    Oct 20, 2003
    0
    Fred Durst is a whiney, no talent hack....if you want something loud that is actually artistic go pick up the mars volta or some sex pistols. don't waste your time on this garbage.
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  47. ChrisB.
    Oct 22, 2003
    10
    This is a great album I reckon, with songs like ?Giveme the Mic? and ?Eat u alive? powering it on. Reviewers that say its not great are bloody idiots and I?d love 2 c them do a better job @ making music- ok I am a bit of a fan but still, this album DOES NOT deserve the score of ?0? like some pelicans have given it.
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  48. JeffL
    Oct 25, 2003
    0
    God how I wish I wasn't forced to listen to this album. But I was, and the story isn't worth telling, and I'll have to leave it in the past. Oh, and if you like this music there may be something very wrong with you. It's beyond a matter of taste. You just may not be human, that's all.
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  49. NNNAAAMMMNNNAAAMMM
    Oct 26, 2003
    0
    I dont know about this album, i hate limp bizkit, its just another baby-metal band for kids. Up and down, up and down. I always agree with critics, they judge it with some criteria that are important for a good music....
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  50. AjamAjam
    Oct 29, 2003
    2
    This album is mediocre is only crap. 1.- The music is crap, only metal guitar whitout emoution or line whit the song, bateri and bass are mediocre, no innovate and is the same like other mediocre neo-punk band like God Charlote or neo metal like Linkin Park (Linkin Park Ultimete album is more best than this crap). Well the music no have style and nothin to say... checkout the music of The Smith... the instrument are alive. 2-. The Lyric and the concep of the album is junt crap the lyric of sad song are like "Fuck you Fuck you i'm so sad Madafuker in the dark" is all SHIT... Look the lyrics of Morrissey or The Stroke or AFI or or the crap of Evanencence the early albums of metalica. The albums of Nsync or Britney are best than this crap they are better pop than Limp Bizkit are. Limp Bizquit= Bad Pop whit Mediocre Rock Pretending darknes. Somebody tell Fred "PLEASE SHUT YOUR HEAD AND NEVER DO A ALBUM AGAIN" THE PEOPLE WHO LISEN LIMP BISKIT ARE IDIOT SKATE WANNABE WHO PRETENDING LISEN MUSIC AND NITHER KNOW HOW ARE VELVET UNDERGROUND. YEA RIGH THE "ANTI-POP" WHEN THEY ARE POP... BUT CRAP BOB... MORE CRAP THAN BSB Expand
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  51. JamieL
    Oct 3, 2003
    0
    This cd is absolutely terrble
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  52. mikeC
    Oct 3, 2003
    0
    ok, what can i say that hasn't already been said about limp bizkits album. nothing really all critics think it crap and so do i. fred for the love of god give it up, its over the whole rap-rock thing is on the way out, and when fred does try and make just metal his lyrics are what hold it down. fred if you really want to be famous that bad learn to play guitar, leave this band and never write lyrics again. Expand
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  53. FakeName
    Oct 3, 2003
    0
    Durst is an a$$ pirate! Borland, I know you left, but you still munch the curtains! Total waste of good polycarbonate. Rap(e)rock is sooooooo 1999!
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  54. jeff
    Oct 4, 2003
    0
    HA!!
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  55. LauraBlB
    Oct 6, 2003
    1
    Unbelievably awful!!
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  56. MichaelC
    Oct 7, 2003
    0
    Their first three albums were garbage, and the fourth continues the tradition. You can tell that they've tried to get a little less cheesey and go back to more of a metal feel, but it doesn't help the fact that Fred Durst is possibly the worst vocalist/lyricist in the history of rock music. This is a must-have for 12-year old girls and high school football players, but anyone with any sense of style or intelligence will probably want to pass. Expand
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  57. [Anonymous]
    Oct 7, 2003
    0
    total garbage. Give it up already.
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  58. BillK.
    Oct 8, 2003
    8
    The critics are all of a sudden down on Limp Bizkit and afraid to say anything good about him for fear of their own reps. Truth is, this album is great. While not on par with "Starfish", it is a solid continuation of that effort. If you liked previous Limp Bizkit albums, ignore the mass teen-driven hype against this CD and you won't be disappointed.
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  59. MichaelB
    Oct 8, 2003
    0
    Horrible.
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  60. Johnny
    Mar 20, 2004
    0
    Limp Bizkit rock? a 30+ yrs old man who can't play instrument, acts like he just got into puberty. and screams "fxck" so many times I wonder if Fred recorded this in prison washroom. man if you think that rock, get this album
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  61. DevinB
    Mar 30, 2004
    0
    Sad, formulaic tripe which does more to epitomize how lazy and brainless my generation is than any other album this year.
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  62. Wander
    Nov 5, 2005
    1
    Satan gave us da bizkit. It marks our decline back to monkeyhood brain damage. Who listens to bizkit, deserves no better.
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  63. jamieg
    Dec 11, 2005
    10
    amazing album, criminally underrated.
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  64. RandyB
    Mar 27, 2005
    0
    Wow....I never thought music could be soooo bad. This is almost as bad as Celine Dion or Michael Bolton, who at least have one excuse to still exist...they can actually sing (though, if anyone with any brain cells at all will probably testify, it's still like sitting through Hell.)
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  65. JohnH
    Apr 26, 2005
    0
    What the hell were they thinking, fred durst is a tosser. Behind Blue Eyes sucks pure donkey dick!
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  66. Matt
    Apr 6, 2005
    0
    this is wank... just shows that wes had all the creative talent
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  67. musicman
    May 25, 2005
    0
    terrible
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  68. JohnG
    Jun 12, 2005
    0
    You see it on the shelves and walk that little bit faster.
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  69. MikeG
    Jun 16, 2005
    0
    How about a -45,000,000,000 for the score. This album's booklet is toilet paper if I ever saw some. The disc itself doesn't even make a good coaster or even a frisbee. The lyrics are embarassingly horrid, the music is bland and lifeless. Durst's supposed rage is whiny and cringe-worthy, and never comunicates anything but feces. I wonder if anyone heard this before it was released. If they had they probably would have tossed the originals out the window of a seventeen story building. Limp Bizkit live up to their name. Expand
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  70. AFWhigs
    Jan 13, 2006
    0
    Limp Bizkit were barely tolerable when they were new. Fred Durst is a brainless hack who lucked into a musical career. Hopefully this is the death knell for Angry White Boy rock, nu metal, rap rock, or however you want to describe it. This is the epitomy of soulless, whining narcissicm. Good job Fred, now go get in line to participate in Surreal Life.
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  71. MikeP
    Oct 19, 2006
    10
    A bunch of haters review this album and that is why it is #1 on worst rated albums by Metacritic, this album is a lot more deeper and mature than previous Limp Bizkit albums. This album is emotional and has really great songs on it. It's a very slept on album.
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  72. AndreaP.
    Dec 30, 2006
    9
    the limpbizkit's best album,seriously.
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  73. DylanP
    Jan 3, 2006
    0
    I can't believe how bad the cover of Behind Blue Eyes is... utterly terrible.
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  74. RossP
    Jan 8, 2006
    10
    i don't get it, i honestley think this is one of their best, quit ragging on fred
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  75. ZachM
    Feb 3, 2006
    0
    the cover of ''behing blue eyes'' is insulting to music. this whole album is insulting to mankind
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  76. DanielW
    Apr 4, 2006
    1
    I pretty much love "Ben S" and I couldn't agree with him more. BUT WAIT, something catchy? Ah, wait. Just kidding. Kudos for miraculously catching the public's attention though.
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  77. RobC
    Jul 15, 2006
    2
    I don't know what happened, they never been the best but not that bad
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  78. RonnyBingoes
    Aug 19, 2006
    10
    Limp Bizkit rulez!!!
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  79. staseej
    Aug 27, 2006
    10
    this is really great cd and song
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  80. SophieM
    Oct 18, 2007
    0
    I heard the terrible reviews for this one and I realised that a friend had bought it - I lent it to play through and it was absolutely awful. Seriously, diabolical. It wasn't even so bad you could make fun of it, it went beyond that.
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  81. StefanB
    Dec 20, 2007
    10
    I have to admit, when I first got the album I thought it was crap. Then it started to grow on me... 4 years later after first getting this album I still listen to it and love it!! All the haters don't know what they are missing becuase they never give it a fair listen. Their loss.
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  82. Yep
    May 27, 2007
    10
    This album got hit hard by haters. The haters can suck it. It's a mighty fine album. Nice work LB.
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  83. JoshuaF.
    Aug 1, 2008
    8
    this album is very hit and miss but fortunately there are very little misses in this album and lonely world is the best song i have ever heard. people are just jumping on the band wagon by sledging this album and this site is obviously crap if they gave chocolate starfish a bad review because that went on to sell over 25 million copies!!!
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  84. Freddursthater
    Nov 1, 2003
    0
    Limp Dick Suck
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  85. MichaelR
    Nov 1, 2003
    0
    Yeah, Limp Bizkit can shove it. A selection of lyrics from Results May Vary: "No doubt that I'd love to sniff on them panties now" Wow, I'm in AWE of Fred's talent as a songwriter. Seriously though, anyone who can belt out crpa like that and not feel like a douche shouldn't be anywhere in music, plain and simple, and anyone who can tolerate listeing to this crap does not deserve the ability to have an opinion. Go listen to some Danzig, Black Sabbath, Tool, The Misfits, or hell, I'd say it'd be better to listen to Cannibal Corpse than this crap. Expand
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  86. stevem
    Nov 19, 2003
    10
    look its not the greatest album but Durst said it would be different and that the next CD would follow c.s.a.t.h.f.w. style. but i do think "almost over" and a few others are good songs. if you want to hear some of their new tunes go to kazaa an download "just drop dead" its an awsome song -steven merritt -united states army
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  87. as
    Nov 21, 2003
    5
    Why did fred durst decide to release this album? If you had never heard of limp bizkit before you would have thought this was a band who recorded their songs after meeting each other 2 days prior. I hope the new guitarist can bring back the old Fred Durst, form the Three Dollar Bill Y'all days
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  88. chrisw
    Oct 12, 2003
    0
    UHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGG
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  89. gfffhgfsfgh
    Oct 13, 2003
    0
    This album is one more garbage album of the contemporanie era. Please tell to Fred taht he want suecide do.
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  90. jeffs
    Oct 16, 2003
    9
    fuck you all who hate this album if u do not like limp bizkit dont listen to them and dont buy their cds. so all you mother fucking pricks and haters go suck a dick and fuck yourself. leave limp bizkit alone
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  91. derrickb
    Oct 18, 2003
    0
    this album couldn't suck any more. there is no redeeming factor...i wouldn't even download it if someone paid me...might ruin my hard drive.
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  92. JoshT
    Oct 24, 2003
    0
    What are you so mad about Durst? You are making money off of teens buying your crappy albums...ITS GREAT!!!! Come back when you can learn how to follow time signatures.
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  93. davida
    Oct 27, 2003
    10
    results are great, espescially the blinding new riffs of this time around interested guitarist, more fantasy this time around. Rock on Fred!
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  94. mikem
    Oct 29, 2003
    0
    Total crap
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  95. KellyO
    Oct 11, 2005
    6
    This is actually not half bad, if you listen with an open mind. Yeah, Limp Bizkit sold out...but that's in the past.
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  96. BenS
    Nov 21, 2005
    0
    hmmmmmmmmmmmm, lets give this album some careful, consideration, listen, relisten and till, oh whats the point, FOR CHRISSAKES FRED NOONE CARES YOU FAT OLD FRATBOY, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
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  97. LaurenceJ
    Feb 21, 2005
    0
    2003'S WORST. Simply put it this way : it's baaaaad.
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  98. WHAT!
    Feb 25, 2005
    0
    when were these guys ever good?
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  99. CodyD.
    Aug 24, 2005
    0
    Alrite. So there I was, in the movie theater finishing Gothica. Then as the credits start to roll, I hear "Behind Blue Eyes". I notice right away that its not The Who, yet I still think it is decent. After finding out it was Limp Bizkit, I purchased the cd. I turned on the cover of "Behind Blue Eyes" right away and actually started getting into it. And then, when the amazing interlude from the original I am shocked to hear it coming late. And then not at all. And then some Simon Says like voice coming on saying discover. I mean seriously. What the hell? I think that alone should earn this cd at least a 3...Now, the rest of the cd, that is what drops it down to a zero. This cd is so horrible that I actually recomend that you go to your local music store, buy it, take it home, and frame it along with a Hillary Duff cd and you'll have your very own wall of shame. Someone shoot Fred Durst. Expand
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  100. MichaelA
    Sep 27, 2005
    0
    You can't buy this and say you have good taste in music. It's that simple.
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Metascore

Generally unfavorable - based on 11 Critics

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 1 out of 11
  2. Negative: 6 out of 11
  1. This is so so crap.
  2. A far more rounded proposition than 2000's water-treading Chocolate Starfish. [Dec 2003, p.132]
  3. Eventually, 'Results May Vary' could become a fascinating document - a frightening insight into the vacuous state of 21st century culture.