Still Not Getting Any
by Simple Plan
  • Record Label: Lava
  • Release Date: Oct 26, 2004
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5.4

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  2. Mixed: 5 out of 131
  3. Negative: 57 out of 131

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  1. Mellowry
    Aug 18, 2021
    4
    Boring, even worse than their debut. Decent instrumental work, but combined with whiny lyrics, not much depth or creativity, like what is the point of this record? This is probably the perfect album for teen girls to be like "Yeah, you are so right!! Oh god i love you all so much, Simple Plan!! Mom, shut the f*ck up, you can't change me and push me around!!". If your teen child isBoring, even worse than their debut. Decent instrumental work, but combined with whiny lyrics, not much depth or creativity, like what is the point of this record? This is probably the perfect album for teen girls to be like "Yeah, you are so right!! Oh god i love you all so much, Simple Plan!! Mom, shut the f*ck up, you can't change me and push me around!!". If your teen child is listening to this album, you as the parents can be aware of what will happen over the next few months until it grows out of the phase. I grew out of it as well and i can understand it must be a very tough time being the mother or father of that child.… Expand
  2. Matthewrhodes
    Oct 12, 2020
    8
    I've been going back to the past and listening to bands that I haven't listened to in a long time and I stumbled upon this album and all the memories of listening to this on repeat resurfaced. This album does not deserve the hate it got.
  3. john1803
    Mar 8, 2017
    10
    They're perfect. Best pop-punk band ever. This album is lit as hell. Definitely their best album.
    Best tracks: Welcome To My Life, Perfect World, Me Against The World.
  4. nathanbo
    Jul 14, 2015
    10
    Whenever I write a review I rate an album in the context of the genre. With that out of the way, I believe that this is one of the best and most influential pop punk albums out there. I'm not saying it is the greatest of all time, but it certainly land a place in the top 5% and probably my personal top 1o pop-punk list. I might have a slight bias considering Simple Plan has hit meWhenever I write a review I rate an album in the context of the genre. With that out of the way, I believe that this is one of the best and most influential pop punk albums out there. I'm not saying it is the greatest of all time, but it certainly land a place in the top 5% and probably my personal top 1o pop-punk list. I might have a slight bias considering Simple Plan has hit me nostalgically. People might be put off by just how clean their songs sound, but that is their style that they been manage to deliver in live performances. One may also be tired how whiny the songs are but let me remind you the album title is Still Not Getting Any. If anything this album is a warm welcome to my life. In a perfect world all albums would carry a variety of sounds and sophisticatedly explore its themes, but realistically that is not necessary to produce a hit album. Everytime I hear Simple Plan I get the same thing, but in this case it is a good thing, as if they made a crazy promise to give their loyal fans what they expect.… Expand
  5. Skydog
    Sep 4, 2013
    10
    All these 2004-2008 trolls made this album such a low rating when in reality their metal band or whatever kind of music those trolls listen to (reggae? how lame...) can't even perform their music live, UNLIKE simple plan.
    Anywhoo, this album was awesome. The songs are legendary for simple plan on this album, and actually i prefer this album to No Pads.
  6. FirePumpkins
    Jun 26, 2013
    3
    I give this a three because I like "Shut Up". The rest of the songs suck hard and sound emo-like (not that "Shut Up" is not emo-like). This is really a album, but they did make ONE good song.
  7. RudyS.
    Apr 4, 2008
    0
    Still not getting any better.
  8. TayuM.
    Apr 4, 2008
    10
    The score speaks for itself, ultimate! Perfect in every way!
  9. MatG.
    Oct 10, 2007
    10
    Awesome album and shows amazing maturity and growth from there last album.
  10. LimSH
    Sep 16, 2007
    1
    Every single of this album is a whiny piece of shit. One wonders when will this band ever grow up. This album is a perfect example of bubblegum pop and rock wannabe. It has absolutely no taste in music other than just to grab teenagers attention by the very typical rants with added rhythm just to turn it into a song. Simple Plan is not a band to listen to if you wish to grow up even a day Every single of this album is a whiny piece of shit. One wonders when will this band ever grow up. This album is a perfect example of bubblegum pop and rock wannabe. It has absolutely no taste in music other than just to grab teenagers attention by the very typical rants with added rhythm just to turn it into a song. Simple Plan is not a band to listen to if you wish to grow up even a day older. This band is so whiny you'd wish you could reach them and burn the hell out of them! They are simply an annoying group of teenagers that MTV picked and was put together for sake of profit making. Listen to them and it'll make you a very typical tasteless teenager.… Expand
  11. IxatA.
    Aug 3, 2007
    10
    I love this album, it helped me get through a hard time in my life. Simple Plan has been an inspiration to me for years, and now, I've got a real life to show for it. Their my favorite artist, and this album is incredible. If you loved their first album, this second one is a shock, it's much darker, but it's just as good, if not better.
  12. BobR
    Jul 30, 2007
    0
    I like bands that make music. This band does not make music. Chuck Norris should round house kick them.
  13. pauld
    Jul 15, 2007
    0
    1 word for this band ....... SHIT!
  14. simpleplanroxrage
    Jun 12, 2007
    10
    SIMPLE PLAN IS THE BEST!!!! Everyone who says otherwise is gay
  15. allenw
    Mar 6, 2007
    10
    This album (though some song i could do without) is okay in my book.
  16. kylem
    Dec 24, 2006
    0
    Can these little kids stop making such a racket? Honestly there guitarists can play but 2 chords, there drummer is horrible with no creativity, all they sing about is how much there lives suck even though there folks were probably rich, and most of the members still live with there parents. The singer holds his nose when he "sings"(whines). Complete sell outs, only reason 13 year old Can these little kids stop making such a racket? Honestly there guitarists can play but 2 chords, there drummer is horrible with no creativity, all they sing about is how much there lives suck even though there folks were probably rich, and most of the members still live with there parents. The singer holds his nose when he "sings"(whines). Complete sell outs, only reason 13 year old girls buy this is because the think there hot, any band that makes money off appearance is BAD. They need to grow up, once they hit puberty they can start trying to make music again but for now with songs "I'm just a kid" you'd think they need to.… Expand
  17. BobbyK
    Dec 20, 2006
    1
    For the love of everything holy, strip Simple Plan of their guitars RIGHT NOW
  18. josak
    Dec 1, 2006
    0
    I'm a nice person, but I hate this band with a fucking passion. Easily one of the worst band's I've ever listened to, right along side Nickelback. Everything from the whiny-ass vocals to the shitty guitar riffs. How can anyone stand this crap? I just don't get it.
  19. FarQueue
    Aug 28, 2006
    0
    Wannabe Emos. Need I say more. (shudders)
  20. SimonB
    Aug 26, 2006
    4
    A four, for the effort. A four because I could simply go like this: "SP SUX, DONT BUY ALBUM PLZ PLZ!" and I would consider it fair game. I do not think that people telling me they listen to SP and act special about should feel special. SP reminds emos what it is to be emo. AKA: Crying for something that you aren't getting, but could be getting, if you only stopped crying about it. A four, for the effort. A four because I could simply go like this: "SP SUX, DONT BUY ALBUM PLZ PLZ!" and I would consider it fair game. I do not think that people telling me they listen to SP and act special about should feel special. SP reminds emos what it is to be emo. AKA: Crying for something that you aren't getting, but could be getting, if you only stopped crying about it. It's an issue. The whole album is an issue. I am french, from Quebec. And I can tell you there's a fury about them in their own country. People rush to buy their albums and then feel sad because of an overly singular text. Those guys are what... 20 years old? And they still come up with texts like "Somebody save me!" or "Help me!" ... You could be asking for help at 14 years old, but at the point they are, it just doesn't fit. It's not right, it doesn't sound right. Some critics have said: all the songs sound like hits. Alright, so that's already another problem. When all the songs sound like radio-material. It's bound to not make sense and just be teen-food. Parents enjoy Simple Plan because they apparently make their children feel special. Issues that teens cry over are talked about in this less-than-brainy album. If your view on life is sad and you think "there's nowhere to hide". (LOL , MAJOR LOL)Please, do buy this album and cry in your own little corner, or invite your friends over to rant about things you have trouble comprehending. Perfect album for someone with an IQ of a simple-minded anarchist. P.S Simple Plan is Pop-Rock, not Pop-Punk. Or "Teenage crying for attention".… Expand
  21. AntonioR
    Aug 15, 2006
    1
    A very bad pop-punk band
  22. CaraC
    May 22, 2006
    10
    I like simple plan. I don't care what people say because most of the people who say things like oh my god what happened to music give me a time machine!" only know about the older music beause of their parents or older sister. I don't just like them because i think they're hot, they are very good artists. they try to reach out to younger teens and no one else does. do you I like simple plan. I don't care what people say because most of the people who say things like oh my god what happened to music give me a time machine!" only know about the older music beause of their parents or older sister. I don't just like them because i think they're hot, they are very good artists. they try to reach out to younger teens and no one else does. do you rememder what its like to be forgotten, no because now you think you're cool and smart. just because you get online, swear a little and say sp sucks doesn't mean we aren't gonna stop liking them. it just makes us like them more. so heres a simple plan for you. shut. up. if you're so much better than sp and us why are you taking the time out of your precious lives to write this bougas review? Yeah, you make a whole lotta sense!… Expand
  23. maxpower
    Apr 24, 2006
    0
    I have always hated Simple plan, there instrumentals suck, their singer sounds like hes singing with his head stuck up his own as wah waah wah.. Their lyrics blow so badly and all they do is bitch and moan. Id have to say they are my least favorite band of all time. Im not going to list any rock or punk bands to listen to for real music because im guessing if your already listening to I have always hated Simple plan, there instrumentals suck, their singer sounds like hes singing with his head stuck up his own as wah waah wah.. Their lyrics blow so badly and all they do is bitch and moan. Id have to say they are my least favorite band of all time. Im not going to list any rock or punk bands to listen to for real music because im guessing if your already listening to this shit your a brainwashed 13 year old girl.. omGzorra SP are tehH RoXZor!?! ;{}. They are about as rock as a steaming dog turd freshly plopped on the slowly dying grass that is the music scene.… Expand
  24. PeterU
    Apr 5, 2006
    3
    This album is defintiely not as good as some people might lead you to believe. Most of the people rating them with high scores are young teenagae girls that have comments such as,"they rox hard! and best band eva......although that might really be what they thought of it one must question the validity of these statements. This album, and simple plan in general are in no way punk or rock. This album is defintiely not as good as some people might lead you to believe. Most of the people rating them with high scores are young teenagae girls that have comments such as,"they rox hard! and best band eva......although that might really be what they thought of it one must question the validity of these statements. This album, and simple plan in general are in no way punk or rock. If you think this is rock....well then maybe you should go listen to something that is really rock. All 11 tracks sound oddly similar and mostly talk of the same types of angst and problems that we are oh so familiar with. If you enjoy real rock or punk, dont buy this album, let alone listen to any of simple plans music. Simple plan is a medicore punk band at best.… Expand
  25. jamesb
    Apr 2, 2006
    0
    Where's the time machine when you need it.
  26. brogank
    Mar 15, 2006
    10
    I thought simple plan are awesome..I have always been a fan of them and think thier the coolest band out there..thier not posers..thier just doing what they love so bug off you haters
  27. emmag
    Mar 2, 2006
    10
    i love sp!!!!!
  28. LoicS
    Feb 17, 2006
    4
    I believe this album was made for places in the world where people speak just enough english to vaguely understand what each song is about but not quite enough to be able to come up with criticism. When you don't understand the lyrics, this album is actually pretty good. Not at all revolutionary but audible and I might even say relaxing at times. Otherwise it just makes you want to I believe this album was made for places in the world where people speak just enough english to vaguely understand what each song is about but not quite enough to be able to come up with criticism. When you don't understand the lyrics, this album is actually pretty good. Not at all revolutionary but audible and I might even say relaxing at times. Otherwise it just makes you want to find Simple Plan and tell them to STOP COMPLAINING !!! - or to stop using horrible clichés to do so...… Expand
  29. GregD
    Feb 6, 2006
    1
    I gave them a one simply due to the fact that they got this album released somehow; otherwise it's a zero. I have a simple plan for them. Stop. Making. Music.
  30. EricaS
    Jan 6, 2006
    10
    I Love Simple Plan! This CD is awesome!!! and everyone that doesn't like them can f**k off, because they could care less what a bunch a losers and posesr think about them!!!!
  31. robertom
    Jan 2, 2006
    6
    good
  32. TylerD
    Dec 31, 2005
    0
    My question still hasn't been answered. Why do Simple Plan still create what they call music? ALL of their songs mean the exact same thing, but in different words. We get it, SP, we don't understand you. And I'll admit that I don't either. They think they're punk whether they admit it or not, their music is ear poison, and as I said before, all of their songs mean My question still hasn't been answered. Why do Simple Plan still create what they call music? ALL of their songs mean the exact same thing, but in different words. We get it, SP, we don't understand you. And I'll admit that I don't either. They think they're punk whether they admit it or not, their music is ear poison, and as I said before, all of their songs mean the exact same thing. All of their fans must be nuts. How could you like such a band? Honestly. And the fact that they act like homosexuals doesn't help the fact any. Honestly, Simple Plan, give up. 90% of the world hates, or should hate you. And I'm part of that 90% in the "hates" category.… Expand
  33. rogerroger
    Nov 28, 2005
    0
    I really thought nickelback would remain at the top of my list of "worst songwriters of all time" but i was wrong. I thought nickelback had the crown. I really did. This just goes to show that anything is possible.
  34. TylerA
    Nov 18, 2005
    9
    I know that Simple Plan aren't punk in anyway, I normally only listen to proper punk like Bad Religion but Simple Plan are the only "poser" band that I can listen to and like.
  35. patrickd
    Nov 12, 2005
    10
    I don't usually rate CD's or listen to them, so I'm giving it a 10, because the rest of you groupies are giving it 0's
  36. Anonymous
    Oct 9, 2005
    0
    I've noticed that a lot of Simple Plan's songs have similar themes to some songs by The Offspring. The difference is that Simple Plan sound more like whiny little boys than musicians who can take full advantage of their musical premises and themes. "Welcome To My Life" is the most pathetic attempt to sound cool I've ever heard ("No you don't know what it's like to I've noticed that a lot of Simple Plan's songs have similar themes to some songs by The Offspring. The difference is that Simple Plan sound more like whiny little boys than musicians who can take full advantage of their musical premises and themes. "Welcome To My Life" is the most pathetic attempt to sound cool I've ever heard ("No you don't know what it's like to be like me..." what, rich, famous and good-looking? Please.) and "Shut Up" is not too far behind.… Expand
  37. margaretw
    Oct 4, 2005
    10
    awesome CD...different from the mall-punk complaining stuff
  38. Andrew
    Sep 21, 2005
    0
    "How could this happen to me" is the music of the angels
  39. Andr-drum-punk
    Aug 14, 2005
    0
    wtf is this CRAP!!!!! whoever listens to this trash is not a true punker..go listen to classic punk like the ramones, clash, sex pistols etc or even more recent stuff from green day who btw could kick theyre ass. Even sum 41 are better than these jokers..
  40. AdrinaA
    Aug 14, 2005
    10
    I think this album rocks! and i agree with 'g u'!
  41. DaveB
    Jul 29, 2005
    0
    "Poser Punk" is a genre that must die. This CD is proof. What a disgrace...connect the dots teenage angst from a bunch of priveldged upper middle class clowns with too much time on their hands. Their silly spiked hair, make-up, and black tee shirts does NOT fool me. Wake up kids...this isnt real music.
  42. ClaireM
    Jul 28, 2005
    0
    This CD has spawned three of my least favorite songs of all time. "Untitled" is probably the most horrificly sung song I have ever had the misfortune to hear. I could write a better song simply by not writing one at all. And I could come up with a better title. "How could this happen to me???" Because you deserved it, Bouvier.
  43. gu
    Jul 22, 2005
    10
    All these people giving it zeros and twos obviously didn't listen to the album. This is golden. By the way, I thought this was a family-friendly site, Mr. I-have- to-say-the-f-word-to-be-cool. And if anyone wants to know how many hyphens I used, it's 10, just like my rating.
  44. MattB
    Jul 21, 2005
    0
    This is by far one of the worst albums I have ever lisented to. The lyrics are riddled with old cliches about be a winney teenager wanting to kill themselves. Simple plan sucks. period
  45. Craig
    Jul 8, 2005
    0
    Dreadful. Riddled with Cliches and tons of bitching. This is terrible. How in the world does this cd have the same score as the latest Oasis cd?
  46. SeniorBowWowSmith
    Jul 6, 2005
    0
    Simple plan sucks... end of story
  47. MartyC
    Jun 1, 2005
    0
    Worst Cd ever. The lack of originality, talent just general listenability, still not getting any better is what the album should be called
  48. patricial
    Apr 27, 2005
    10
    How can a record so good can end up with 6.3 on 10? I can't believe it dude!!! these guys are worth the 10 on 10! love you guys forever!!!!!!!!! xxxx Pat and Kath from québec, canada!!!
  49. Peck
    Apr 17, 2005
    0
    How can you people manage to write a 'review' when you are already yelling at your parents and cutting your wrists with a butterknife? These guys need a swift kick in the balls (if they have any).
  50. HollyM
    Apr 9, 2005
    10
    simple plan's new album is awesome!!! And simple plan is awesome... i can relate to them and their songs... and i love the fact that they don't care that they still aren't getting any... (good critic reviews)
  51. JennD.
    Apr 1, 2005
    10
    Simple Plan is amazing!! This is one of the few groups that I actually like all the songs. For me simple plans lyrics go right to me.
  52. tiahnad
    Mar 10, 2005
    10
    IT ROCKS!!!!!!
  53. RachelB
    Feb 10, 2005
    9
    I love Simple Plan! They are my favorite band. I love this album because it basically says, we don't care what anyone thinks, and they shouldn't. They do such a good job with their music. I love them!
  54. hayleys
    Feb 10, 2005
    0
    i'm a girl, i'm 18 i'm not a poser, i have no troubles, i'm happy in life therefore i must be sane of mind and i don't indulge in all my woes.....like me not getting enough pocket money....boo hoo simple plan are shit shit shit
  55. berlinb
    Feb 5, 2005
    10
    notice how much higher a score these guys would have if not for the total wastoids who give Simple Plan a zero while masturbating to the sound of their own misplaced and misguided superiority-complex-induced whining. no band, not one on the planet that ever got a record deal, writes their own music, plays their own instruments and sings their own vocals is deserving of a zero score. if notice how much higher a score these guys would have if not for the total wastoids who give Simple Plan a zero while masturbating to the sound of their own misplaced and misguided superiority-complex-induced whining. no band, not one on the planet that ever got a record deal, writes their own music, plays their own instruments and sings their own vocals is deserving of a zero score. if for no other reason than they give you whiney crybabies something new to bitch about, they deserve a 5. you people berating Simple Plan just don't get it: these guys are creating good music and having fun doing it. just because they're not singing about how pissed off they are and how shitty life is, doesn't make them a bad band. wake up, your mind is more narrow than a fly's rectum. when a producer like bob rock signs up to produce you tome, you must be doing something right. Bob Rock, zero boys. The most respected, revered and sought after producer in Rock-n-Roll. this is an ambitious effort from a genre of music that rarely makes that claim. if you haters want people to take you seriously you won't be stupid enough in the future to rate anybody a zero. that just makes you stupid and uniformed. if you hate the pop-punk category of music, don't listen to it, but at least have brain enough to realize and sack enough to admit that, in this particular category, Simple Plan are one of the best.… Expand
  56. dennisb
    Feb 5, 2005
    10
    the best of the pop-punk bands. in a world of self-reighteous, angst-ridden music, it's good to hear a band of musicians who are obviously having a great time while still displaying technical skill and superior creativity. Simple Plan aren't going to change the world with their music, but who said music had to anyway?
  57. Daniel
    Feb 4, 2005
    0
    This CD is pure garbage. This kind of music is only good for reinforcing doubt and lack of confidence. All they do is whine about there lives and the problems they have; nobody cares grow up! Oh wait somebody does care, girls between 12 and 15 who have nothing better to do, but cry about how bad there lives are. This CD is trash!
  58. Sean
    Jan 30, 2005
    0
    Teen angst by numbers. What utter tosh.
  59. mickt
    Jan 29, 2005
    3
    can someone please take these people off the radio, their poisoning my ears
  60. Jay
    Jan 25, 2005
    2
    I love this forum because all of the users vote it either 0 or 10, I would normally rate this music at a 0, but it has become a cliche so i will give it a 2. First the positives, the sales generated by this CD may yield economic profit, and any profit made will help GDP (albiet the Canadian GDP, as they are Canadian - if you don't believe me read up on GDP calculations). Now that i I love this forum because all of the users vote it either 0 or 10, I would normally rate this music at a 0, but it has become a cliche so i will give it a 2. First the positives, the sales generated by this CD may yield economic profit, and any profit made will help GDP (albiet the Canadian GDP, as they are Canadian - if you don't believe me read up on GDP calculations). Now that i have completely exhausted the postives now the negatives. First the CD full of teen angst and complaining is enough to make one sick. Listening to "welcome to my life" seems so insignificant as they are complaining about normal teenage experiences. Everyone at that age feels misunderstood and the depressive approach that these 20 year old men take to sympathize with todays youth is fairly pathetic. I want to hear an artist who has been deeply effected by a tragedy then they would have the right to complain, yet they wouldn't because the root of complaints is from being spoiled. It must be hard to keep there musical integrity by recycling old highschool stories about themselves (if what they sing is even truth). The bottom line is simple plan is recycled music. it is evident in every song. they re-use words and phrases even within their singles. Musically, you would not need any talent or previous experience to quickly play any of their songs. This CD is suited for a very targeted market, overall this group and CD has about the same amount of musical integrity as a Paris Hilton CD.… Expand
  61. JoeD
    Jan 25, 2005
    9
    First off, I'm not just another 14 year old like a lot of the negative reviews say. I'm actually 19 and I really enjoyed this CD. Like was mentioned before, there is a lot of whiny singing, but that's just their style. For them to go out of that is like Metallica doing rap...it's their style. I'm curious to know if anyone who gave it a zero actually even has the First off, I'm not just another 14 year old like a lot of the negative reviews say. I'm actually 19 and I really enjoyed this CD. Like was mentioned before, there is a lot of whiny singing, but that's just their style. For them to go out of that is like Metallica doing rap...it's their style. I'm curious to know if anyone who gave it a zero actually even has the CD or has listened to any of the music. Hmmmm....… Expand
  62. NycolleB
    Jan 24, 2005
    10
    i think this band rocks. mostly becuase someof there songs is how i feel sometimes.
  63. DylanV
    Jan 24, 2005
    0
    O...My...God. i know that a zero is a very unrealistic score, but come on, a band this shitty deserves one. Absolutly no creativity and originality. just lame ass riff after lame ass riff, and lyrics that a 12 year old could write in his/her sleep. I know thier demographic is 12-15 year old girls, but music this horrid deserves to be banned. For this i am ashamed to be canadian.
  64. KateH
    Jan 24, 2005
    10
    this is the BEST cd eva simple plan rox they r the best band eva
  65. CindyV
    Jan 20, 2005
    10
    I think Simple plan is an awsum band!!!!! i love them all they all rox and i cant wait 2 c them this summer!! and all yall A** holes who dont like them can go roit in hell for all i care....... Simple plan rox aaf!!!!! ya go sp!!!!!! I love u seb!!! ur so hott!!!!
  66. katiec
    Jan 19, 2005
    10
    simple plan rox hard
  67. Grace
    Jan 16, 2005
    0
    Simple Plan are just no good, this cd contains nothing but them complaing even though there livin it up coz teenage girls actually buy this. THis isnt punk rock if u want decent punk rock bands 2day you will find them hard 2 com acroos but there are two satandouts Green day and Blink-182 they may not be the Sex Pistols or the Ramones but there better than this crap.
  68. JacquelineS
    Jan 15, 2005
    10
    i love simple plan they rock i love pierre david and seb they rock and they are so hot
  69. MikM
    Jan 14, 2005
    10
    Good album
  70. AmberD
    Jan 14, 2005
    10
    I love this CD it's awesome especially the last song on the cd .."untitled" it rocks ..They are so hot man!
  71. Gemini
    Jan 13, 2005
    7
    The Album despite that it is "Simple Plan' Really isn't that bad, but the constant wining will only be liked by emo fans and people who are very open minded with there music. Dont think of it as another "Punk" Album as much as just another simple plan album. If you want to listen to something better though I would recommend Mest, The Used, Good CHarlotte, or Jimmy Eat World. The Album despite that it is "Simple Plan' Really isn't that bad, but the constant wining will only be liked by emo fans and people who are very open minded with there music. Dont think of it as another "Punk" Album as much as just another simple plan album. If you want to listen to something better though I would recommend Mest, The Used, Good CHarlotte, or Jimmy Eat World. Dont judge a band based on how "Hot" they are, the looks of the people have nothing to do with how the band is.… Expand
  72. StevenA
    Jan 13, 2005
    0
    Hell yeah, Jimmy P! Thanks for getting the word out there! It is completely true what you said about all these chicks being fucking posers! Simple plan is easily the gayest poser punk i have ever heard in my life! Listen to some old school shit or maybe if you like more modern stuff, get Green Day or Sum 41 or even New Found Glory! I hate this C.D. and all of these fans are just Hell yeah, Jimmy P! Thanks for getting the word out there! It is completely true what you said about all these chicks being fucking posers! Simple plan is easily the gayest poser punk i have ever heard in my life! Listen to some old school shit or maybe if you like more modern stuff, get Green Day or Sum 41 or even New Found Glory! I hate this C.D. and all of these fans are just pre-pubescent girls getting wet to their looks!… Expand
  73. tylern
    Jan 9, 2005
    0
    More undesired fake-punk from the oh-so publicized TRL fiascos. Dont waste your time feeding them your money.
  74. JimmyP
    Jan 5, 2005
    0
    How can you people, listen to such crap music,and call them punk, the backstreet boys in eyeliner and spikey hair are more punk then they are, Where are the real punk bands like the ramones, and the sex pistols? Where's the rebelliosness? the drugs? the sex? the actuall rock n roll? seroiuslly, the only reason why they are popular and everyone is making their money is because of the How can you people, listen to such crap music,and call them punk, the backstreet boys in eyeliner and spikey hair are more punk then they are, Where are the real punk bands like the ramones, and the sex pistols? Where's the rebelliosness? the drugs? the sex? the actuall rock n roll? seroiuslly, the only reason why they are popular and everyone is making their money is because of the all those 11-15 year old, slit wristed, poser girls who actually buy their music, Why do u think most of these people who add comments here in this forum are mostly girls???........anyway, since when is music 11 tracks of whining about the same crap over and again,.... it's horrible, people should be ban simple plan from the internet whole, and i really suggest you guys to help me defame these posers. This band kills rock like alot others like good charlotte (dont even get me started with good charlotte). NO wonder rap is soo popular cuz new rock sucks, imagine if radio stations, mtv, much music (for canada), and other music distributors would putting some good new rock music?. This music so tacky and whiney, think about it.. be smart. some other suggestions, since people do play horrblie music now days, go to a music store, buy some real rock, buy some led zeppelin, some black sabbath, some ac dc, some soundGarden some alice in chains, and i bet there a great new bands if ur not into the 70',80's or 90's. Whatever jus not his horrible music! sorry if i offended anyone but i really strongly aobut this and the direction of rock , music, anyway i got to go listen some motley crue right about now before i hurl… Expand
  75. KatarinaR
    Jan 5, 2005
    10
    I love simple plan there the best of punk/rock...and david desrosiers is to cute
  76. CaseyJ
    Jan 3, 2005
    10
    OMG! I love Simple Plan! despite the fact that i heard most of the songs for the first time wif my (now) ex... but all these songs really rock & some hit home hard and really make you think. And i reckon thats a great thing, plus songs like ''Shut Up'' its a great jump-up-and-down-and-go-crazy song!
  77. KrystiG
    Dec 26, 2004
    8
    This CD is really cool. I love their fun songs like we're used to hearing from SP, like Shut Up & Jump, & I love how they have more dramatic songs on this CD 2. Like Welcome To My Life, Me Against The World & Crazy. They didn't have those type of songs too much on their last CD.
  78. KellyS
    Dec 25, 2004
    10
    Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!
  79. NatashaD
    Dec 23, 2004
    10
    Excellent cd, I like it, Simple Plan is so hot!! Come on guys if you give them a zero you're so weird? Did you have ears? They are hot and Pierre have a so good voice!!
  80. thear
    Dec 19, 2004
    10
    i love the cd and simple plan perfectly rock!!! actually i gave them 100%!!!!!!!! i love simple plan!
  81. lauraj
    Dec 14, 2004
    10
    i love simple plan and this album is fantastic. its got meaning full stuff in it and fun stuff. and for people who dont like simple plan how many number 1 albums have you made.
  82. BitBurn
    Dec 13, 2004
    7
    It's seems like every song on this album is destined to be a single! Very popish and annoyingly too radio-friendly for me! Still, kids will love it for sure. Songs are short and straight to the point. I feel some negativity in the lyrics, although some good messages as well. Ya know, your typical teen-social-frustration-issues-kind-o-lyrics! Production-wise, I've heard better. It's seems like every song on this album is destined to be a single! Very popish and annoyingly too radio-friendly for me! Still, kids will love it for sure. Songs are short and straight to the point. I feel some negativity in the lyrics, although some good messages as well. Ya know, your typical teen-social-frustration-issues-kind-o-lyrics! Production-wise, I've heard better. Producer Bob Rock took care of this album so it does feel a little "washed up" at times. I mean, come on, the guy is like 50 years old! Still, like Rolling Stones magazine put it: "It's goofy as all hell, but don't be surprised if you catch yourself singing along". … Expand
  83. um...
    Dec 11, 2004
    10
    sweet cd
  84. AnthonyH
    Dec 9, 2004
    0
    This is music for stupid teenagers made by people who should know better by now. Since when did Simple Plan "keep it real" anyway? Simple Plan are more synthetic than fake vomit, and just as pleasant.
  85. AngelaM
    Nov 25, 2004
    10
    It´s a great album, plus is Simple Plan my favorite band so they have all my support, It´s the best band ever
  86. JoannaK.
    Nov 24, 2004
    10
    Simple Plan keeps it real with this record and doesn't care what everyone else thinks. It's their record, and they work hard to write the songs and be truely loyal to their die-hard fans. With tracks like "Untitled" and "Perfect World" the band shows their more serious side but sticks with the sound that got them noticed in the bop-along tracks "Jump" and "Thank You". Simple Simple Plan keeps it real with this record and doesn't care what everyone else thinks. It's their record, and they work hard to write the songs and be truely loyal to their die-hard fans. With tracks like "Untitled" and "Perfect World" the band shows their more serious side but sticks with the sound that got them noticed in the bop-along tracks "Jump" and "Thank You". Simple Plan made a truely amazing record. A perfect 10.… Expand
  87. BradS
    Nov 15, 2004
    10
    Really good album-never was a fan before but its got really good tracks. Its got songs you can relate to if u know wot I mean. Superb!
  88. MichelleT
    Nov 11, 2004
    10
    It's the best album EVER. =)
  89. DesrtyunL
    Nov 9, 2004
    0
    It seems Simple Plan is Still Not Getting Any... better.
  90. PatS
    Oct 31, 2004
    0
    Why Zero? Er, because it's Simple Plan?

Awards & Rankings

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#20 Most Discussed Album of 2004

Critic Reviews

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Metascore
66

Generally favorable reviews - based on 9 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 4 out of 9
  2. Mixed: 5 out of 9
  3. Negative: 0 out of 9
  1. The New York Times
    60
    Individually, the songs are catchy, but as they pile up over the length of the album, it's impossible not to wonder whether the singer's endless complaints didn't drive everyone away. [8 Nov 2004]
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  2. Rolling Stone
    60
    Despite the overwrought angst, Still Not Getting Any... is a hard-to-deny collection of bubblegum punk
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  3. Blender
    60
    Every song has hooks so polished you can see your reflection in them. [Dec 2004, p.142]
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