Doc Hammer

Biography: Little is known of Dr. Hammer (the man). The story goes that Dr. Hammer (or 'Doc" as he likes to be called) received his medical training in a dream. Wherein, his female ectoplasmic tutor (dressed not unlike a super-hot nurse) scratched all the known and unknown foundations of doctoring upon Doc's backside. The story ends in the typical Greek fashion. Doc is unable to read his own ass, in defeat he sits upon the ground and weeps at the injustice. Arising to take his leave, Doc notices the puddle of his tears. Reflected in that pool is the blood on his sexy and learned rump, and there he stood reading the crimson truth "till new tears washed it away"... Well... That's how Doc tells it anyhow.