Rob Schneider

Biography: Robert Schneider (born October 31, 1963 in San Francisco, California) is an American writer, actor, and comedian. He was a Saturday Night Live cast member from 1990-1994, and appears in multiple films starring fellow alum Adam Sandler. The characters Schneider normally plays in Sandler's films are either a Cajun man who utters, "You can do it!", or a Middle Eastern delivery boy. Schneider also portrays innocent goofballs or generally harmless "funny" men in his films. He appeared in the TV series Coach as well. In his seminal work in Surf Ninjas, he taught us that "Money can't buy knives."

Rob Schneider's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average career score: 32
Highest Metascore:
Lowest Metascore:
Metascore: 1
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 0 out of 13
  2. Negative: 8 out of 13
13 movie reviews
Title: Year: Credit: User score:
Metascore: 54
You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Jun 6, 2008 Salim 5.4
Metascore: 48
50 First Dates
Feb 13, 2004 Ula 6.7
Metascore: 43
The Animal
Jun 1, 2001 Co-Producer / Screenplay / Marvin 4.6
Metascore: 41
Big Daddy
Jun 25, 1999 Delivery Guy 7.0
Metascore: 41
The Waterboy
Nov 6, 1998 Townie 7.3
Metascore: 37
Knock Off
Sep 4, 1998 Tommy Hendricks 5.2
Metascore: 30
Grown Ups
Jun 25, 2010 Rob Hilliard 5.1
Metascore: 30
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
Dec 10, 1999 Written By / Deuce Bigalow 5.5
Metascore: 29
The Hot Chick
Dec 13, 2002 Written By / Jessica 6.0
Metascore: 25
The Benchwarmers
Apr 7, 2006 Gus 5.6
Metascore: 23
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
Aug 12, 2005 Characters / Screenplay / Story / Deuce Bigalow 2.7
Metascore: 23
Eight Crazy Nights
Nov 27, 2002 Chinese Waiter/Narrator 6.6
Metascore: 1
InAPPropriate Comedy
Mar 22, 2013 J.D./Psychologist / J.D./Psychologist 2.9
Metascore: tbd
Grown Ups 2
Jul 12, 2013 Rob Hilliard tbd
Metascore: tbd
You May Not Kiss the Bride
Sep 21, 2012 Ernesto tbd