Critic Reviews
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Cheat Code Central
Nudity and language aside, I asked myself if BMX XXX stands on it's own merit. If it was just a BMX game, would it work? The answer is 'Of course". It's one of the best BMX XXX games to date.
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| 78 |
Game Informer
Just another mediocre pretender to the crown. Bottom line: I just didn't want to keep playing. [Feb 2003, p.101]
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| 77 |
Playboy
Deep down, there is a good game here, thanks to solid controls, pretty visuals and a nice variety of offensive objectives.
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| 75 |
Gaming Age
The game definitely does not attempt to take itself seriously, and I personally found most of it hilarious...The one real problem I have with the game is the camera.
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| 70 |
Nintendo Power
Crude content aside, it's a solid and enjoyable BMX riding game. [Feb 2003, p.155]
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| 69 |
Nintendojo
I like the idea, its just the execution needs work.
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| 68 |
IGN
The title bears all of Mirra 2's flaws and a couple of more to boot, including a sped up grind system that baffles me more than anything else.
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| 60 |
GameSpy
There are too many times where you'll be asked to complete a goal by an NPC and you'll literally have no clue what to do or how to proceed in order to complete it.
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| 54 |
GameSpot
Calling BMX XXX a mature game is probably the biggest joke of them all. Sure, it has a lot of cursing, strippers, and other "adult" stuff, but the game feels like it was written by and for a collection of eighth graders.
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| 54 |
netjak
Despite lame attempts at entertainment, the game feels more like work than anything else... If you want topless women and extreme sports together, youd be better off buying a copy of Playboy and alternating reading it with runs of "Tony Hawk."
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| 50 |
NintendoWorldReport
Christ, staying up and watching late-night weekend Cinemax or even renting any given title in the Wild Comedy section at any mom and pop video store gives you more than that. Wheres the filth?
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| 45 |
TotalGames.net
A lame, tawdry and charmless affair.
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| 42 |
Entertainment Weekly
Hmmmmm, I wonder what's on Cinemax? [29 Nov 2002, p.113]
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| 40 |
GMR Magazine
Physics don't play a big part in the proceedings; it's possible to ride a character full-speed into a wall, without any ill effects. [Feb 2003, p.72]
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| 30 |
Play Magazine
Dislike it because it's a tired game on a tired engine. You could press those boobs against the screen and it still wouldn't make this game any good. [Jan 2003, p.79]
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