Metacritic Film

13th Warrior, The

Starring Antonio Banderas, Omar Sharif, Diane Venora, Vladimir Kulich, Dennis Storhøi, Daniel Southern, Richard Bremmer, and Tony Curran

MPAA RATING: R for bloody battles and carnage

Touchstone Pictures
Suspense/Thriller
103 minutes | Color
USA
Released In Theaters August 27, 1999

Ibn Fahdlan (Banderas), an important emissary who is banished from his homeland, comes across a band of Norse warriors who coerce him into joining them when they are summoned to fight mysterious creatures legendary for consuming every living thing in their path. Eventually surrounded by the frightening and ferocious foe, Ibn must conquer his personal fears and help battle the illusive invaders who emerge out of the shroud of fog in the black of night. (Touchstone Pictures)

WRITTEN BY
William Wisher Jr.
Warren Lewis
Michael Crichton (novel Eaters of the Dead)

DIRECTED BY
Michael Crichton
John McTiernan

Overall Metascore

This is a weighted, normalized average of all individual scores given by critics, on a scale of 0 (worst) to 100 (best).

42 / 100

Critic Reviews

91 Entertainment Weekly
The most unexpectedly audacious, exhilarating, wildly creative adventure thriller I've seen in ages.
75 New York Post
A deeply pleasurable, old-fashioned blood-'n'-guts adventure film.
75 San Francisco Chronicle
It falls short where it counts: In the final confrontation.
70 TNT RoughCut
My biggest complaint: Following two nasty bloodbaths and an invasion of the creatures' lair, the final showdown seems anti-climactic.
67 Seattle Post-Intelligencer
A straightforward, no-nonsense, agreeably old-fashioned historical action movie.
63 Chicago Tribune
Has a remote feel. It sometimes impresses but never soars.
60 LA Weekly
For the most part it delivers the goods.
50 USA Today
Dramatically empty Norse warrior adventure.
50 Village Voice Gary Dauphin
A well-marbled, albeit derivative, slab of action-movie man meat.
50 Philadelphia Inquirer
Warrior has the underwritten, overproduced bluster of "Conan the Barbarian."
50 Boston Globe
About everything is big in The 13th Warrior except the writing, which is microscopic.
50 The New York Times
Gives you the delirious thrill of ripping off your enemy's head and watching the blood gush by providing a ringside seat.
42 Portland Oregonian
Terrible, unnamable enemies turn out to be uncompelling indeed.
40 Mr. Showbiz
Indulges in enough grubby histrionics and costume-adventure cliches to give you fifth-grade flashbacks.
40 TV Guide
McTiernan's extensive action background is nowhere evident in the murky, all-but-impossible to follow battle sequences.
40 Washington Post
Too lightweight and streamlined to be memorable.
40 Variety
Bloody but anemic story.
40 Los Angeles Times
Thinking too much about the contents will ruin what little pleasure there is in the experience.
40 Austin Chronicle
Reminiscent of the opening moments of "Monty Python and the Holy Grail," actually, only without the clever wit.
40 Chicago Reader
Overwhelmingly grisly.
38 Charlotte Observer
Just a great, empty wind machine.
38 San Francisco Examiner
In tackling 1000 A.D., (McTiernan)'s suddenly an unwieldy, clunky filmmaker.
38 Chicago Sun-Times
Lumbering from one expensive set piece to the next without taking the time to tell us a story that might make us care.
30 Film.com
With the possible exception of the action sequences and the occassionally imaginitive set design, it's awful.
25 New York Daily News
Silly supernatural Viking epic.
25 Miami Herald
A grand, eye-popping film, a beautifully photographed epic with the depth of a Bugs Bunny Cartoon.
20 Film.com
Mud-stained, blood-soaked and completely useless.

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