Metacritic Film

Baby Geniuses

Starring Kathleen Turner, Christopher Lloyd, Kim Cattrall, Peter MacNicol, Dom DeLuise, Ruby Dee, Kyle Howard, and Kaye Ballard

MPAA RATING: PG for some rude behavior and dialogue

Sony Pictures Entertainment
Family/Kids
97 minutes | Color
USA
Released In Theaters March 12, 1999

Two doctors (Turner and Lloyd) set out to dominate the world once they discover they can crack the code to a secret baby language.

WRITTEN BY
Bob Clark,
Greg Michael,
Steven Paul, Francisca Matos
and Robert Grasmere

DIRECTED BY
Bob Clark

Overall Metascore

This is a weighted, normalized average of all individual scores given by critics, on a scale of 0 (worst) to 100 (best).

6 / 100

Critic Reviews

50 ReelViews
Formulated on an idiotic idea and develops a predictably lackluster motion picture from it.
40 Film Threat
This movie wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be. It's still not that good though.
38 Chicago Sun-Times
Bad films are easy to make, but a film as unpleasant as Baby Geniuses' achieves a kind of grandeur.
30 TV Guide Sandra Contreras
Formulaic and deeply unfunny.
25 The Globe and Mail (Toronto)
About as endearing as unanesthetized gum surgery.
20 Washington Post
The laughs are few, far between and pretty darn faint in this comedy.
10 Variety Lael Loewenstein
A thoroughly misguided, unfunny film that proves you shouldn't beat a dead horse.
10 Chicago Reader
The hokey dialogue and witless physical gags keep everything painful and hectoring.
10 LA Weekly
There are ticklish moments, but no real laughs.
0 The New York Times
One way to get through Baby Geniuses is to think about whether it really is the worst movie you've ever seen. Probably not, but pretty darn close.
0 Entertainment Weekly Michael Sauter
The worst movie of 1999.
0 Austin Chronicle
Trying to encapsulate the movie's storyline is not possible; it doesn't appear to have one.
0 San Francisco Chronicle
A stupid comedy with toddlers talking like hip '90s grown-ups.
0 The Onion (A.V. Club)
A horrible, horrible film that wears out its welcome before its opening credits.

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