Metacritic Film

CJ7

Starring Stephen Chow, Kitty Zhang Yuqi, and Xu Jian

MPAA RATING: PG for language, thematic material, some rude humor and brief smoking

Sony Pictures Classics
Comedy  |  Sci-fi
86 minutes | Color
Hong Kong
Released In Theaters March 7, 2008

Ti is a poor father who works all day, every day at a construction site to make sure his son Dicky Chow can attend an elite private school. Despite his father's good intentions to give his son the opportunities he never had, Dicky, with his dirty and tattered clothes and none of the "cool" toys, stands out from his schoolmates like a sore thumb. Ti can't afford to buy Dicky any expensive toys and goes to the best place he knows to get new stuff for Dicky: the junkyard! While out "shopping" for a new toy for his son, Ti finds a mysterious orb and brings it home for Dicky to play with. To his surprise and disbelief, the orb reveals itself to Dicky as a bizarre "pet" with extraordinary powers. Armed with his "CJ7," Dicky seizes this chance to overcome his poor background and shabby clothes and impress his fellow schoolmates for the first time in his life. But CJ7 has other ideas, and when Dicky brings it to class, chaos ensues. (Sony Pictures)

WRITTEN BY
Stephen Chow

DIRECTED BY
Stephen Chow

Overall Metascore

This is a weighted, normalized average of all individual scores given by critics, on a scale of 0 (worst) to 100 (best).

46 / 100

Critic Reviews

80 LA Weekly
This utterly beguiling foray into family comedy from Hong Kong director Stephen Chow (Kung Fu Hustle, Shaolin Soccer) may be the tribute to Spielberg's "E.T. Extra-Terrestrial" the gleefully childlike filmmaker has had up his sleeve forever.
75 The Globe and Mail (Toronto) Kamal AL-Solaylee
If CJ7 feels like the love child of Charles Dickens, Mao Zedong and Steven Spielberg, it's because that's exactly what this PG-rated, Chinese-made fantasy is.
75 Boston Globe
CJ7 is precisely the 80-something minutes of delirium and cheesy special-effects you'd expect from the man responsible for the chaos of "Shaolin Soccer" and the lunacy of "Kung Fu Hustle."
70 The New York Times
A devilishly entertaining curveball thrown at unsuspecting family audiences.
67 The Onion (A.V. Club)
C7J isn't as cutesy as "Batteries Not Included" or "Short Circuit," or as grim as "Gremlins," though it resembles them all in its jerky, semi-comic look at the havoc and helpfulness of weirdo artificial life.
63 Premiere
The overall feel is Hong Kong to the core…which means CJ7, like the first 25 minutes or so of "Shaolin Soccer," doesn't make many allowances to Western sensibilities.
50 Washington Post
Its use of minor expletives and a depressing chapter late in the movie will not satisfy parents seeking something sweet and lively for their children; nor will it charm art house audiences up for a smart adult fairy tale.
50 Seattle Post-Intelligencer
Bright, bouncy, kooky and comically tone deaf, CJ7 is the most bizarre kids movie I've ever seen.
50 New York Post
Heavy on slapstick and may appeal to very young viewers who won't need to bother much with the subtitles.
50 San Francisco Chronicle G. Allen Johnson
A bit of a letdown. The manic comedian who has gained fans worldwide for his outrageous slapstick and special effects-driven antics in "Kung Fu Hustle" and "Shaolin Soccer" takes a backseat this time - and that's part of the problem: This is lesser Chow because there is less Chow.
50 Variety Richard Kuipers
"E.T."-inspired comic fantasy about a poor boy adopting a cute alien catches the eye but not fully the heart with its undernourished father-son dynamics, critter hijinks and smattering of social commentary.
50 The Hollywood Reporter Maggie Lee
A hyperactive, wishful-thinking special effects fantasy suitable for family outings.
40 Los Angeles Times
As clumsy and awkward as his previous films were stylishly silly.
38 Chicago Tribune
CJ7 is roughly as grating as that “Flubber” remake.
33 Entertainment Weekly
Trivial and charmless.
20 Austin Chronicle
Chow's loyal fans are sure to be disappointed by CJ7, and the film faces one other significant problem in traveling to these shores: Any kid who is the right age to appreciate this pap is going to be too young to read subtitles.
8 Portland Oregonian
It's awful. Awful. That's all. Keep walking. For the love of all that's holy. Keep. Walking.
0 Baltimore Sun
You leave this movie feeling mugged.

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