Metacritic Film

Firehouse Dog

Starring Josh Hutcherson, Bruce Greenwood, Bill Nunn, Scotch Ellis Loring, Mayte Garcia, Teddy Sears, Steven Culp, and Dash Mihok

MPAA RATING: PG for sequences of action peril, some mild crude humor and language

Twentieth Century-Fox Film Corporation
Action  |  Comedy  |  Family/Kids
111 minutes | Color
USA
Released In Theaters April 4, 2007

The world's most famous, and Hollywood's most pampered, pooch is separated from his owner and ends up as the mascot of a hapless fire station. There, he helps a 12-year-old boy and his father, a veteran fire chief, turn the station into the city's finest. (20th Century Fox)

WRITTEN BY
Claire-Dee Lim
Mike Werb
Michael Colleary

DIRECTED BY
Todd Holland

Overall Metascore

This is a weighted, normalized average of all individual scores given by critics, on a scale of 0 (worst) to 100 (best).

43 / 100

Critic Reviews

75 Chicago Tribune
A surprisingly heartfelt father/son relationship, handled with restraint by director Todd Holland.
75 Philadelphia Inquirer
A touching, family-friendly entertainment
70 Los Angeles Times Alex Chun
Though it never completely catches fire, there's enough earnestness and warmth that makes it a welcome alternative in a family film arena dominated by computer animation and associated toy lines.
63 The Globe and Mail (Toronto)
An entertaining family comedy full of both tricks and trickery.
50 Seattle Post-Intelligencer
This larger-than-life cartoon of a trained dog has more character than the two-legged co-stars.
50 The Hollywood Reporter
No best in show but a decent family comedy.
50 The New York Times
Working with four interchangeable Deweys, the filmmakers create a sufficient number of lively stunts to keep the kiddies amused, though the film's wittiest moment -- a canine parody of Dudley Moore's first glimpse of Bo Derek in "10" -- will be appreciated only by their parents. In trying to straddle both age groups, however, Firehouse Dog proves decidedly less nimble than its furry star.
50 New York Daily News
If Firehouse Dog was on cable, where it belongs, it would make a passable diversion from homework or chores. But a kid would have to be pretty desperate to leave the house - and waste allowance money - for this modest distraction.
50 Variety
Leaving no heartstrings untugged and no doggie-fart jokes uncracked, scruffy pic reps a very mixed breed of obvious humor, gently moving father-son drama and sub-"Backdraft" trial by fire.
50 Washington Post
Firehouse Dog goes into the marginally watchable category, aimed as it is toward the middlebrow family trade, preferably dog owners with their own Sparky slopping up the station wagon windows.
42 Baltimore Sun
The mystery is, how the filmmakers still managed to come up with a movie that will satisfy almost no one.
42 The Onion (A.V. Club)
The lesson here is that dogs don't need "attitude." They're loveable enough on their own.
42 Entertainment Weekly Gregory Kirschling
The terrier Rexxx might be the least appealing mutt ever to slobber on screen.
40 LA Weekly Rob Nelson
Not quite disturbingly forlorn, but forlorn (and overly literal) just the same, this latest entry in the doggy-acrobat subgenre of canine comedies has but one joke, and it comes early: In the Idol age, celebrity culture has gone to the dogs -- literally.
40 Austin Chronicle
Perhaps the lesson to be learned is that just because we CAN use computer technology to give dogs goofy faces, that doesn’t mean we SHOULD.
38 TV Guide
No cliché is unturned, no "dog duty" pun avoided (get it -- dog doody), no creepy gay-panic subtext unplumbed in this family comedy.
38 Boston Globe
And that dog -- or, rather, that digitally enhanced replicant -- is just plain creepy.
38 Charlotte Observer
The filmmakers' ineptitude is staggering.
38 New York Post
There's too little dog and too much fire house in Firehouse Dog, a mild kid comedy that turns into a flaming arson mystery with some scenes that could be too scary for little ones.
25 San Francisco Chronicle
Perhaps worst of all, the movie is painfully long.

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