Metacritic Film

Here on Earth

Starring Chris Klein, Leelee Sobieski, and Josh Hartnett

MPAA RATING: PG-13 for some sensuality and thematic elements.

20th Century Fox Films
Romance
96 minutes | Color
USA
Released In Theaters March 24, 2000

The lives of three young people - a rich student, a girl from the "wrong side of the tracks" and her boyfriend - unexpectedly intersect during one fateful summer. (Twentieth Century Fox)

WRITTEN BY
Michael Seitzman

DIRECTED BY
Mark Piznarski

Overall Metascore

This is a weighted, normalized average of all individual scores given by critics, on a scale of 0 (worst) to 100 (best).

25 / 100

Critic Reviews

75 San Francisco Chronicle
Late in the picture, Sobieski has some line-readings that are so emotionally full, strange and truthful that really nothing more need be said.
63 San Francisco Examiner
Any movie that opens with a Goo Goo Dolls song and ends with a line like "I'm going to live -- just not as long as you" is bound to leave somebody reaching for a Kleenex.
50 Miami Herald
Corny? You bet. But it also proves surprisingly inviting -- for a while, anyway.
50 Chicago Sun-Times
Slides too easily into its sentimentality; the characters should have put up more of a struggle.
50 New York Daily News
The three actors do their best to breathe life into their caricatured roles.
42 Entertainment Weekly
Love means never having to say you're recycling plot material.
40 TV Guide
As for first-time feature director Mark Piznarski, he should be cited for excessive use of slow motion, sun-dappled trees and golden light; one more cliche violation and his license to direct would be forfeit.
38 USA Today
Earth to Earth's young director, Mark Piznarksi : It's tough turning straw into gold, isn't it?
38 New York Post
Hokey, inept tear-jerker.
38 Mr. Showbiz
Offers little in the way of splendor in the grass.
38 Boston Globe
Maudlin script mars teen love.
38 Chicago Tribune
An almost terminally sappy youth romance.
30 Los Angeles Times
Just the ticket for girls in their early teens.
30 Film.com
Don't be surprised if you exit Here On Earth feeling both moved and incredulous.
25 Baltimore Sun Chris Hewitt
The script is drippy, humor-free and old-fashioned:
25 Philadelphia Inquirer
Nothing wrong with the syrupy romance Here on Earth that a megadose of insulin couldn't fix.
20 Washington Post
A moldy teenage tear-jerker.
20 The New York Times
Still never having to say you're sorry.
20 Variety
Young teen girls will flock to pic in droves, dragging their boyfriends or other girlfriends.
20 Film.com
So very general in its characters and story that it actively keeps you from enjoying the simple pleasures of a movie like this.
10 Dallas Observer
It would be heartening if the adolescent girls of America turned their backs on this pandering piece of kitsch, but that would be hoping too much.
10 Chicago Reader
Neither the love nor the loss in this tear-jerking romance contains much drama.
0 Austin Chronicle
Somewhere along the road to becoming teens idols, these actors got confused between being the bomb -- and getting it.
0 LA Weekly Paul Cullum
Complete and utter horseshit.

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