Metacritic Film

Simon Sez

Starring Dane Cook, Dennis Rodman, Ricky Harris, John Pinette, and Emma Sjoberg

MPAA RATING: PG-13 for violence and sexuality

Independent Artists
Action
85 minutes | Color
USA / Germany / Belgium
Released In Theaters September 24, 1999

Dennis Rodman is an agent hired by a detective (Cook) to find a tycoon's daughter (Cigliutti) kidnapped by arms dealers.

WRITTEN BY
Moshe Diamant (story)
Rudy Cohen (story)
Andrew Miller
Andrew Lowery

DIRECTED BY
Kevin Elders

Overall Metascore

This is a weighted, normalized average of all individual scores given by critics, on a scale of 0 (worst) to 100 (best).

16 / 100

Critic Reviews

38	New York Post Dennis Rodman isn't half bad as a blond, multiply pierced Interpol agent.
30	Variety A frenetically junky action adventure that will quickly dribble off to vid stores after a token fast break in theatrical release.
25	New York Daily News Robet Dominguez Rodman makes former co-star Jean-Claude Van Damme look like Jean-Paul Belmondo.
20	LA Weekly A pretty miserable time at the movies.
20	TV Guide The air of low-budget Eurotrash is unmistakable. Almost everybody has an unidentifiable accent.
20	Los Angeles Times A lackluster international action adventure.
16	Entertainment Weekly The movie, a shoddy mess, is a bargain-basement rip-off of ''Ronin."
0	TNT RoughCut Words cannot do justice for this homage to Ed Wood.

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