eToychest's Scores

  • Games
For 1,217 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 68% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 30% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.3 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 75
Highest review score: 100 The Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition
Lowest review score: 10 Drake of the 99 Dragons
Score distribution:
1217 game reviews
    • 50 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    The game's extremely short length, zoomed in camera, and unhelpful guiding arrows make Cars a disappointing game that isn't even worth a rental.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 29 Critic Score
    Boiling Point: Road To Hell is bound to sit in the annals of poor gaming history, next to "Trespasser," "Daikatana," and other games that were hyped more than they were worked on, and left the gaming populace hungry for real sustenance.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 29 Critic Score
    Blurry characters and environments, rigid animation, and overdone physics all add up to a package that comes off as rushed and uncared for.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 29 Critic Score
    Blurry characters and environments, rigid animation, and overdone physics all add up to a package that comes off as rushed and uncared for.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 29 Critic Score
    Just when it seemed the industry had figured out how to turn some movies into fun gameplay experiences, with Reservoir Dogs, its as if they haven’t learned a thing since "E.T."
    • 39 Metascore
    • 25 Critic Score
    Don’t touch this game with a 10-foot pole unless you sleep in Yu-Gi-Oh sheets in your Yu-Gi-Oh pajamas with your Yu-Gi-Oh plush toy. There’s nothing here worth looking at.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    This game is a headache wrapped up in frustration and poor design. Mighty Beanz Pocket Puzzles simply does not work as well as it probably looked on the drawing board, and players are advised to stay away.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    There is simply monotony, pain, and a deep feeling of loss.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    I hate this game. It’s the worst PC game I’ve played in months, which, I can assure you, is saying something. I hate it even more because of how much unrealized potential this series has.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Completely lackluster, offers no challenge, and is a complete waste of money.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    It’s a horrible game, plain and simple. It’s filled with obvious flaws that should have never been included in the initial development, let alone make it into the final product.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    The skillful martial arts of the real Jackie Chan have been simplified to a poorly animated jump, punch, and kick. Even these few gameplay elements are not well developed: there are few times when a kick is better than a punch, aside from breaking the monotony.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 15 Critic Score
    All the action is staged on truly horribly designed levels that go out of their way to prevent exploration as clumsily as possible.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 15 Critic Score
    Aside from AI being strangely buggy and inconsistent, the enemy placement is simply sadistic. I played the first level on the easiest difficulty and have decided to name it "Quicksave or Die." That is currently my only praise for the game - it runs, and the developers have added a working quicksave feature.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 15 Critic Score
    Ultimately, this might be the worst game on the DS yet. The camera alone ruins it, even if the rest of the game wasn’t utter garbage.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    The worst game I've ever played. Ever. It's worse than "Aquaman," people. It's so bad, in fact, that I briefly considered driving my car off a cliff on the way home one day, just so I wouldn't have to play it anymore.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Adults won’t like it, children don’t like it and absolutely no one should pay money for it—not even as a rental. Heck, we got our copy for free, and we still feel cheated. Stay far, far away from this trash.