Film Threat's Scores

  • Movies
For 2,411 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 49% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 49% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 2 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Cold Mountain
Lowest review score: 0 An Inconvenient Truth
Score distribution:
2,411 movie reviews
    • 30 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Audiences should demand this film be buried never to see the light of day again.
  1. Just when you think it could not get more ridiculous, Hall, Lanier, and Miss Mariah go that extra mile.
  2. A monstrosity of a movie that I am all too eager to forget.
  3. Yup, Hollywood Homicide”rips off practically every cop movie out there. My god in heaven, did anyone making this film have an original thought in their lives?
  4. Like a slug that crawls across the screen for eighty minutes before dying of its own nausea.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Rips off so many splatter movie tricks at once that it becomes totally frustrating.
  5. It is films like this that make me think that if Mexico suddenly went to war with a superpower, and the Cancun area was nuked into oblivion during a spring break weekend, that the world might actually be a better place.
  6. If you want laughs, just about every other comedy playing right now is good for one giggle, which is more than you'll get here. Just don't waste your time or money on Out Cold.
  7. This tired old pile of garbage will hopefully be chased out of town soon.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Is there really a deep hidden meaning (DHM) to redeem this hopelessly dry and nebulous film? No, at least nothing that hasn't been done better before.
  8. At worst, it’s an insult even to the intelligence of 12-year olds.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Just plain bad.
  9. The characters’ actions here are goofy, immature, unsettling and at times downright silly.
  10. Ghastly.
  11. Such garbage that taking a shower at the Bates Motel is a more appealing alternative.
  12. An abysmal failure.
  13. Such a hopeless mess that there's no fun in tossing insults at its endless shortcomings.
    • 15 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    It's just a murky, dark mess where no one wins. Especially those of us watching it. Simply put: Darkness fails. It's about as chilling as an unplugged refrigerator.
  14. The single worst Shakespeare film ever made.
  15. More criminal than the lack of inspiration in Return to Never Land is the absence of a sense of magic.
    • 9 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Tedious, derivative exercise, stolen from a dozen or so horror/action films.
  16. At 100 minutes in running time, Dallas 362 can be called "The Amateur Hour-and-40-Minutes."
  17. I haven't seen such meaningful insight into the nature of human cooperation since this morning's "Sesame Street."
    • 25 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Sadly, the death scenes are so unimaginative and the gore is so minimal that you might miss it if you blink.
    • 9 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Hollywood is definitely at its worst here and not the type of Hollywood which would dare to greenlight this; just Hollywood being portrayed on film.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    It's too mediocre (and PG-13) to be classified as a horror film, too inane to be taken seriously and too uninteresting to be bothered with.
  18. Every rumor you’ve heard about this film is true; it’s an absolute wreck.
  19. It's an inferior remake (of a movie that wasn't that great to begin with), it's poorly acted, and it's yet another in an unending string of PG-13 "horror" movies that do nothing to build even the most rudimentary sense of real dread.
  20. The production values on Dirty are so painfully amateurish that it is often hard to determine what is happening. The cinematography is murky and shaky, the editing is dull and clumsy, and the sound recording isn't exactly pristine. Not that any of this matters when you have a script where every third word is scatological.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Another disastrous comedy aimed at second-graders and anyone else who thinks farts are still funny.

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