Film Threat's Scores

  • Movies
For 2,411 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 49% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 49% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 No End in Sight
Lowest review score: 0 The Groomsmen
Score distribution:
2,411 movie reviews
  1. There was a movie called “My Bodyguard” about the new kid in high school who hires the sullen loner to protect him from a bully. That was good. Drillbit Taylor is shit but, hey, I’m in Judd Apatow’s Hollywood.
  2. Although it runs 78 minutes, it feels like 78 hours.
  3. One small step for bad filmmaking and one giant leap for the increasing insignificance of the former Michael Corleone.
  4. If What Happens in Vegas... serves any purpose, it's to make me consider spending my gambling money in Reno or on a riverboat instead.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Tedious and ultimately pointless film.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Wants to be three different films at one time but sadly never asks much from Diesel other than to grunt, stomp around, and reprise the role that made him a star.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    If "Models'" comedy is a bore, the characters' redemption is sheer agony – not to mention the shameless pop-cultural referencing that repeats like a bad taco.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Too bad Guy Pearce who plays Kendall, the obvious villain, couldn't do the same thing. His awful performance here will almost make you forget he was "Memento" and "L.A. Confidential."
    • 30 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    This is the sort of film that fails on every single aspect it aims for.
  5. Clearly, Gomorrah is supposed to represent the best of today’s European cinema...and if this is the best, I would hate to imagine the worst! Gomorrah is a boring mess focusing on how the mob in today’s Naples has its tentacles stretched far and wide
  6. Even by Hollywood sequel standards, this is lazily conceived, cynically recycled stuff.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Sadly, everything is predictable, which is to the detriment of the mostly fine, young talent that appears in this ineffective retread.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    The animals are often caught in a stare as if they, too, are looking for the tale that Anderson forgot.
  7. Aside from the pesky problems of tone and lazy writing, the whole move is a little choppy.
  8. This masterpiece started out at around three stars, but after the credits, it just got sillier and more lurid.
  9. Incredibly dull.
  10. An astonishing mess.
  11. Nothing sums up Bones better than its parting shot, in which maggots are projectile vomited directly toward the audience. How so very appropriate.
  12. Crikey, what a croc o’ shit! But hey, at least the title of this film lets you know exactly where it's heading. So as painful as this movie is to watch, if you willingly buy a ticket, you’re only doing it to yourself.
  13. I’m getting fed up with classic films being remade or ruined by being turned into “Special Editions” that are less than special.
  14. About as much fun as a grouchy ayatollah in a cold mosque.
  15. There's no excuse to come within a hundred feet of a screen playing this monstrosity of a movie.
  16. Just one of those films, a bottomless well of snark fodder that may come and go in theatres but will surely be spun innumerable times on DVD at parties in the years to come.
  17. Will surely end up as one of this year’s worst films.
  18. A painfully awful film.
  19. It certainly didn't take long for Madonna to ruin husband Guy Ritchie's career.
  20. The real "disturbance" in Domestic Disturbance is not in the home, but in the careers of all involved.
  21. Much too aggressively juvenile crass.
  22. Down With Love has little to offer besides hip sixties references better films have already made and made infinitely more hip.
  23. I'm sure the filmmaker would disagree, but, honestly, I don't see the point. It's a visual Rorschach test and I must have failed.

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