Film Threat's Scores

  • Movies
For 2,410 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 49% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 49% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 2.1 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 No Country for Old Men
Lowest review score: 0 Cry_Wolf
Score distribution:
2,410 movie reviews
  1. Although it runs 78 minutes, it feels like 78 hours.
  2. When all is said and done, then, the only thing this juvenile and shameless "Star Wars" knock-off does is whet your appetite for the real deal.
  3. A small, tacky non-comedy.
  4. Martin Lawrence can be hysterically funny. You'd never guess that from watching the remarkably wasteful endeavor known as Black Knight.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    The animals are often caught in a stare as if they, too, are looking for the tale that Anderson forgot.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    An unnecessary sequel to the equally unnecessary "Bruce Almighty."
  5. A minor and forgettable bore.
  6. Elektra isn't just poorly executed, it's emotionally false and makes absolutely no narrative sense.
  7. Doesn't even reach the campy, trashy highs (or should I say "lows"?) of "The Crush."
  8. More of a curio than a classic and it takes the strongest of constitutions to endure this film without entertaining notions of matricide
    • 42 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    The script gives both actors, as well as the supporting cast, very little to work with, aside from some crude John Waters-inspired put-downs and plays on words.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Tedious and ultimately pointless film.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    This horror fanatic doesn't have room for Craven in his genre anymore. Collect your cash and call it a day already, Wes.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Is there really a deep hidden meaning (DHM) to redeem this hopelessly dry and nebulous film? No, at least nothing that hasn't been done better before.
  9. Just when you think it could not get more ridiculous, Hall, Lanier, and Miss Mariah go that extra mile.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Rips off so many splatter movie tricks at once that it becomes totally frustrating.
  10. It is films like this that make me think that if Mexico suddenly went to war with a superpower, and the Cancun area was nuked into oblivion during a spring break weekend, that the world might actually be a better place.
  11. The single worst Shakespeare film ever made.
  12. This is shtick that’s minimally a generation past its expiration date.
  13. Yup, Hollywood Homicide”rips off practically every cop movie out there. My god in heaven, did anyone making this film have an original thought in their lives?
  14. So remarkably free of laughs I might as well have been watching John Wayne Gacy’s home movies.
  15. A monstrosity of a movie that I am all too eager to forget.
  16. Like a slug that crawls across the screen for eighty minutes before dying of its own nausea.
  17. Every rumor you’ve heard about this film is true; it’s an absolute wreck.
  18. I’m getting fed up with classic films being remade or ruined by being turned into “Special Editions” that are less than special.
  19. Will surely end up as one of this year’s worst films.
  20. If you want laughs, just about every other comedy playing right now is good for one giggle, which is more than you'll get here. Just don't waste your time or money on Out Cold.
  21. More criminal than the lack of inspiration in Return to Never Land is the absence of a sense of magic.
  22. Much too aggressively juvenile crass.
  23. Reports of boos at the film's debut at Cannes are more understandable now, not because Marie Antoinette is an inaccurate or indifferent look at French history (it is), but because it's self-indulgent shit. Booing - and beheading - are too good for it.

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