's Scores

  • Movies
For 1,498 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 49% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 48% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Lowest review score: 0 Charlie Countryman
Score distribution:
1,498 movie reviews
  1. A black comedy that never gets black enough to inspire Farrelly-style decadence.
  2. This reprehensible and deeply unfunny film is obviously critic-proof.
  3. An almost total waste of time.
  4. Another droning formulaic thriller.
    • 14 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Silly teen thriller.
  5. Atrocious comedy.
  6. Some things just don't translate . . . not with Lipnicki attached, at any rate. Stick with the books.
  7. In the pantheon of cinematic train wrecks, from "Ishtar" to "Waterworld," set a place at the table for Battlefield Earth.
  8. Valentine simply mines the same tired, predictable slasher-movie vein as everything else he's (Blanks) done thus far. Send this one back unopened.
  9. Has even less directorial initiative than it has romantic spark.
  10. The animation is only marginally better than the TV show, which means it stinks, and the story is pretty trite.
  11. There isn't a moment of wonder or poetry in its very long 69 minutes.
  12. Kids -- may like this movie. But kids like green ketchup, so what do they know?
  13. Do not bring children to this movie unless you want them to have nightmares for weeks.
  14. A dismal new serial-killer thing.
  15. It's just another bad horror film with inadequate young actors chased around a big house by something.
  16. So you'll laugh during Big Momma's House -- but the laughs are so negligible you'll probably forget them before you get to the parking lot.
  17. Does this mean that Sabotage is a rich, morally complex story about the gray zone between good and evil? Hell, no. It just means it is a bungle.
    • 17 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    In the running for worst film of the year... and it's only April.
  18. Scary Movie 5 is so massively un-enjoyable, a hate crime against cinema, a ringing indictment of the depths commercialism will go to in search of the lowest common denominator.
  19. Insufferably boring, culturally hegemonic, and profoundly ugly.
  20. The film isn't merely bungled. It's starved and battered by Lichtenstein.
  21. It's not just bad, it's ugly. Not just stupid but really aesthetically displeasing. The sooner this movie disappears from sight, the better.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 0 Critic Score
    What were they thinking?
  22. Re-adjust the levels of cinematic hell, because "Porky's" just got bumped up a notch.
  23. An epically miserable viewing experience, go ahead and skip this one unless you’re seeking to answer the riddle of what happens when people don’t try at their jobs.
  24. A Haunted House, its despicable bigotry aside, is also a not-very-good comedy.
  25. A pastiche of bad film cliches and scenes devoid of any real conflict or character development.
  26. The empty violence and pointless style are only the biggest problems.

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