Gamer's Hell's Scores

  • Games
For 703 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 64% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 32% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 2.5 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 75
Highest review score:
Lowest review score:
Critic Score 25
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 24 out of 703
703 game reviews
    • Metascore: 58
    • Critic Score 60
    The problem with Megaman Starforce Leo, besides having an unnecessarily bulky title, is that it tries to be too many things and fails to be any of them.
    • Metascore: 70
    • Critic Score 60
    The game play is pretty simple, but reveals a few nuisances. The most notable was the sparkles. Those damn sparkles! When your opponent serves, there is this big sparkly flash when they connect with the ball, almost completely obstructing your ability to pick up sight of the ball.
    • Metascore: 65
    • Critic Score 60
    If Overdose was a free download, it would definitely be worth checking out, but at nearly-full priced $39, it is hard to recommend it, with so many truly awesome shooters on the shelves.
    • Metascore: 68
    • Critic Score 60
    In the end, the repetitive nature of the game kills what could have been a stellar title.
    • Metascore: 66
    • Critic Score 60
    If you loved the first one you will love this one because it is almost exactly the same game. But by the same token, it IS the exact same game and that’s what really hurts it.
    • Metascore: 72
    • Critic Score 60
    Multiplayer was a huge disappointment. As I stated, random spinouts and over easy crashes make the game almost un-enjoyable at times.
    • Metascore: 73
    • Critic Score 60
    To cap the experience off, the brothers Wachowski have rewritten the ending of the last film to better fit the game medium-or, as most gamers will say, they completely lost their minds. All that the new ending accomplishes, complete with its annoying final boss, is the complete and utter end to any relevancy that the Matrix saga once had in popular culture.
    • Metascore: 59
    • Critic Score 59
    Much like a marathon runner with a broken leg, one working lung and a debilitating facial tick, Crystal Key 2 hobbles forth making the most of itself and what it’s comprised of.
    • Metascore: tbd
    • Critic Score 58
    The car mechanic aspect of the game is great, because it lets you do more to the cars than any game before it, but the racing aspect is just so incredibly bad. Graphically the game is an improvement over the first, but it still suffers from many of the same problems, like performance.
    • Metascore: 63
    • Critic Score 58
    From the buggy control schemes to the monotonous gameplay, any gamer will be left with much to be desired.
    • Metascore: 53
    • Critic Score 58
    Rather disappointing. As a follow-up to an already average game, KOTT2 adds a little non-linearity and multiplayer into the equation, but still falls short in most aspects including dated gameplay mechanics, vacant online lobbies, average graphics, a poor aural experience and an annoying control scheme.
    • Metascore: 58
    • Critic Score 57
    The plentitude of unlockable content will be enough to keep some gamers on the edge of their seats, but if you aren’t looking for a tawdry blend of the action and RPG genres, then Samurai Western is not the game for you.
    • Metascore: 56
    • Critic Score 56
    The sound gets the job done and the graphics leave mixed feelings, but nothing begins to save the bad gameplay.
    • Metascore: 64
    • Critic Score 56
    There was a lot of potential here for an in-depth game filled with an assortment of lethal superpowers, but sadly the gameplay is repetitive and unexciting, making Fantastic 4 worth nothing more than a rent.
    • Metascore: 62
    • Critic Score 56
    If a little more attention had been paid to the writing, if the missions had been a a bit less repetitive, and the setting a more varied, Escape from Paradise City could have a been a real winner instead of the "more or less poster child" it is.
    • Metascore: 60
    • Critic Score 56
    Cold War can't help but reek of mediocrity. For its low price, it might provide a bit of fun for a few hours, but in the end, I couldn't shake the feeling that I was playing a dumbed-down version of "Splinter Cell."
    • Metascore: tbd
    • Critic Score 55
    Fourteen new scenarios, a handful of new objects to add to your park, but unfortunately very little else.
    • Metascore: 50
    • Critic Score 55
    If the Graphics and sounds lived up to the gameplay the game would be better, but because of so many graphical problems and the awful camera, along with the terrible voice acting the overall enjoyment factor of the game is sub par.
    • Metascore: 61
    • Critic Score 55
    Loki may be a simple case of a studio setting its sights too high. You can tell that it is ambitious and that passion has been put into many aspects of the game. But without some major patching, Loki can only hope to appeal to the die hard action adventure gamer or mythology buff.
    • Metascore: 71
    • Critic Score 55
    In all, what we're left with in The Bourne Conspiracy is a game which tries really hard to capture the action of the films, while not completely selling out Ludlum's novel character.
    • Metascore: 70
    • Critic Score 55
    Along with the lack of replayability, there's not much to encourage anyone to more than opt for a rental.
    • Metascore: 68
    • Critic Score 55
    With a bit more time refining environment textures, clearing up framerates, and creating a narrative, Web of Shadows would have been a solid game; as it is, its a buggy experience you have push your way through.
    • Metascore: 54
    • Critic Score 55
    The game is fun for the hour you'll spend beating it. Just in that time alone, you should be able to collect over half of the items, but playing through the levels again to get the rest just seems unnecessarily repetitive.
    • Metascore: 59
    • Critic Score 55
    Dark Energy has undoubtedly created some impressive technology and fiction, but neither are expressly enjoyable in what's playable.
    • Metascore: 73
    • Critic Score 55
    Yet, despite such solid aesthetic production value, Dreamfall ultimately lacks any real driving motivation with which to compel the player to endure through the masses of dialogue, explanation, and largely uninfluenced 'gamplay'.
    • Metascore: 54
    • Critic Score 54
    Despite some rather nice looks and interesting character models, the game manages to do nothing but frustrate and bore.
    • Metascore: 57
    • Critic Score 54
    The AI is virtually non-existent. Playing through a level twice will make this horribly obvious. Your teammates will still think a trap is set even if you had run ahead and disarmed it.
    • Metascore: 77
    • Critic Score 53
    A perfect sister specimen of the German Nazis; though it has high ambitions and generally operates as a differentiated tactical game and employs a wealth of detail, beauty, and intricate depth, it’s ultimately defeated by its own shortcomings and underdeveloped foundations.
    • Metascore: 51
    • Critic Score 53
    What happened to the days of a bullet or 2 and you die? I laid down enough heavy fire on one enemy unit to kill hundreds of terrorists in Rainbow Six yet the poor bastard simply ran away to reload to recommence firing on me!
    • Metascore: 57
    • Critic Score 53
    The sub quests that you can pick up in town are also a pain. For some odd reason, you cannot start these quests with any of the items that your character currently possesses.
    • Metascore: 54
    • Critic Score 53
    Definitely a step backwards in the series. By removing the little mini-games and scrapping whatever parts of a story that were present, the latest title destroyed any credibility or potential it may have had.
    • Metascore: 54
    • Critic Score 52
    I wasn’t able, at any point, to immerse myself in the world of Shadowbane at all. Running along a quadratic river that has plain blue non-reflective, non-transparent water and having snow suddenly appear out of the nowhere just doesn’t work for me, sorry.
    • Metascore: 32
    • Critic Score 52
    The multiplayer can be fun, but only because it means you won't have to endure the game alone.
    • Metascore: 43
    • Critic Score 50
    The development team has some good ideas but the delivery is shameful.
    • Metascore: 56
    • Critic Score 50
    The end result of all this micro-management of the great, unwashed masses is that it wrings any possible fun out of the game.
    • Metascore: 77
    • Critic Score 50
    It flat out fails to cash in on its unique take on Major League Baseball. The Slugfest version of the game is dull and annoying.
    • Metascore: 39
    • Critic Score 50
    I managed to complete it within 2 hours, and had more continues at the end of the game than I had before I started.
    • Metascore: 66
    • Critic Score 50
    Some games are just garbage, and PC gamers are quick to pick up on what is crap and what rules.
    • Metascore: 58
    • Critic Score 50
    Ultimately, however, glitchy, leadened gameplay overshadows a fitting, choir-filled soundtrack and an entertaining, cinematic story.
    • Metascore: 37
    • Critic Score 50
    After all is said and done, this game is a step in the wrong direction and is a disappointment. For the sixty dollar price tag most 360 games retail for, I think there are much better ways to spend your money.
    • Metascore: 48
    • Critic Score 50
    My advice is to sail these rough waters with caution, because if you’re not careful you could very well end up depressed and out thirty doubloons.
    • Metascore: 68
    • Critic Score 50
    Comprised of Fatal Fury, Fatal Fury 2, Fatal Fury Special and Fatal Fury 3; Road to the Final Victory, I imagine, will only appeal to the aforementioned Fatal Fury enthusiast.
    • Metascore: 46
    • Critic Score 50
    Poorly realized on the Wii with boring environments, audio, visual and gameplay aspects, there's really not much past a rental here.
    • Metascore: 50
    • Critic Score 50
    While the simple action may be entertaining for the younger folk, the lack of varied gameplay keeps it from being a worthwhile purchase.
    • Metascore: 64
    • Critic Score 50
    Wheelman delivers in some entertaining driving-based action that tries extremely hard to capture any who lust for a Driver rebirth; however, there's just too much missing from the overall formula to make it an engrossing offering.
    • Metascore: 62
    • Critic Score 50
    With dated graphics and substandard animation, combined with misfiring voiceovers, poor presentation and woefully repetitive and restrictive gameplay, Fantastic 4 is not likely to whip up a storm with gamers or their wallets.
    • Metascore: 70
    • Critic Score 50
    Yes, the story is intriguing and wanting to know what happens next will drive most players to battle through the gameplay tedium, but the experience the plot delivers is in no way exceptional and certainly nothing that couldn't be surpassed by the rental of a decent DVD.
    • Metascore: 68
    • Critic Score 50
    It's a perfect bargain bin timesink, maybe.
    • Metascore: 81
    • Critic Score 50
    When it comes down to it, Rage is a pretty-faced attempt at combining elements done better in other games.
    • Metascore: 50
    • Critic Score 49
    If you can stand the graphics, the AI, and weapon physics, this game will be tolerable for you. For the rest of you, I strongly encourage you to look elsewhere.
    • Metascore: 30
    • Critic Score 49
    With a simple yet wholly deficient control mechanic that renders fighting anything but entertaining, a supposed free-roaming environment that's somewhat limiting, poorly executed graphics and characters, and laughably bad sound, Crime Life: Gang Wars is barely worthy of the bargain bucket-and with its reduced price tag, it's almost there already.
    • Metascore: 58
    • Critic Score 48
    All in all, it could be a game worth renting for your kids, it’s a good way to actually use their brains to solve a problem.
    • Metascore: 41
    • Critic Score 47
    Legacy: Dark Shadows just isn’t fun. It tries so hard to mimic great adventure games like that of The Longest Journey but, sadly, only does so graphically which isn’t a good thing.
    • Metascore: 50
    • Critic Score 46
    It is very rare to find a modern FPS that has absolutely no multiplayer compatibility at all but I guess there’s a first for everything.
    • Metascore: 57
    • Critic Score 45
    It’s lost in its own story line. While there is a great story line, the gameplay revolves nothing around it. The only thing Firestarter has running for it is the graphics.
    • Metascore: 60
    • Critic Score 45
    Every part of this game offers ample opportunities for irritation and few chances for satisfaction.
    • Metascore: 55
    • Critic Score 45
    Nearly an identical, less-than-stellar experience on the PS3 or 360 (save for knowing what you unlock after each episode on the PS3), NBA Ballers: Chosen One feels like a step back for the arcade genre.
    • Metascore: 54
    • Critic Score 45
    Nearly an identical, less-than-stellar experience on the PS3 or 360 (save for knowing what you unlock after each episode on the PS3), NBA Ballers: Chosen One feels like a step back for the arcade genre.
    • Metascore: 43
    • Critic Score 45
    Had Naughty Bear been a free or inexpensive indie game or XBLA title, and really taken its absurdist, twisted premise and wicked theme in a more extreme direction, we might praise it for being a hip, ironic commentary on videogame violence...or something. As it stands, Naughty Bear is overpriced and undercooked.
    • Metascore: 59
    • Critic Score 45
    The game is unappealing, full of glitches and bugs, and should be avoided at all costs.
    • Metascore: 55
    • Critic Score 42
    Bullet Witch is a game that could have been great, but instead fell flat on its face.
    • Metascore: 45
    • Critic Score 40
    Dreamcatcher, I sincerely hope you go under for this mockery you call a “finished product”. You deserve nothing less.
    • Metascore: 36
    • Critic Score 40
    Maybe if it was in the bargain bin for 5 dollars I could see a reason to buy it. Just to see how truly bad it is.
    • Metascore: 50
    • Critic Score 40
    Deca Sports tries to capitalize on the accessibility of the Wii, but what we're left with is a mundane product that only has a few average standouts; and paying for three mildly-fun games doesn't fit the bill, especially when there are better alternatives.
    • Metascore: 63
    • Critic Score 40
    There's just no winning with the action element in Alpha Protocol.
    • Metascore: 55
    • Critic Score 40
    The lack of depth in the game's structure and driving system would deter most hardcore gamers from trying it, while the Mustang fans would be driven away by the over-competitive AI before you can start a Mustang's engine and warm it up.
    • Metascore: 38
    • Critic Score 36
    In short, Vampire Rain should be avoided at all costs.
    • Metascore: 48
    • Critic Score 35
    I hope this review has illuminated the truth for you, and prevented you from making the same mistake others across the Internet have already made when they purchased this pile of smeg.
    • Metascore: 40
    • Critic Score 35
    All is not lost however, as, parents, the game is a perfect tool to buy for your kids—to threaten them with if they fail to do their chores.
    • Metascore: 41
    • Critic Score 30
    And that was the kicker, after a game full of repetition, and boredom, a glitch was the final deal breaker. Here's hoping someone can come up with a competent emergency services game.
    • Metascore: 23
    • Critic Score 30
    Graphics were a nightmare, choppy, and the levels and character models I could have done in Photoshop! The sound was just as horrid! Bad music, bad voice acting, and well it was just bad!
    • Metascore: 35
    • Critic Score 29
    It isn’t the worst game ever made, but that just means that it fails to achieve distinction even by its badness.
    • Metascore: tbd
    • Critic Score 25
    If you are REALLY bored and REALLY horny and have absolutely no adult videos in your possession I guess you can try this game. It really makes no sense to me as to why they even came up with it.