Miami Herald's Scores

For 528 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 53% higher than the average critic
  • 1% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average TV Show review score: 57
Highest review score: 100 Joan of Arcadia: Season 1
Lowest review score: 0 The Triangle (2005)
Score distribution:
  1. Mixed: 0 out of 277
  2. Negative: 0 out of 277
277 tv reviews
  1. This show just isn't funny. At all. Ever. Under any circumstances.
  2. Kelley's compulsive fascination with erratic eroticism turns everything in Swingtown into hypersexualized sleaze.
  3. Kolchak's ridiculously precious writing is not the only thing that rings false about Night Stalker.
  4. Partners is witless, predictable and much closer to creepy than funny.
  5. Makes a solid bid to win the Most Unpleasant Reality Show of All Time award.
  6. I'll give the show credit; it did make me think what I would ask if granted three wishes. Interestingly, all three involved the flesh of Amy Grant being devoured by rabid weasels.
  7. Uncle Buck is a tasteless, witless disaster. [10 Sept 1990, p.C1]
    • Miami Herald
  8. I'm paying a bounty of $5 per vicious blow administered to the heads of any NBC executive involved in any way with Knight Rider, which cost me an hour of my life and 50 IQ points that I'll never get back.
  9. Give it credit for consistency: a bad concept, badly written for bad actors.
  10. This truly hideous sitcom offers a postmodernist take on the 1960s comedy That Girl, in which Marlo Thomas starred as an aspiring actress afflicted with insufferable cuteness.
  11. Staleness, however, ranks as a virtue in Sit Down, Shut Up, for the show's token stabs at topicality are truly appalling.
  12. Oprah's Big Give is no mere appallingly bad television show but a refutation of human decency itself.
  13. With tediously unfunny scripts and a listless cast that looks as if it can barely wait for the director to shout "Cut!" so it can head en masse to the unemployment office, Last Man Standing is some kind of voracious video parasite that sucks out all intellect, sense of purpose or will to live.
  14. You can practically feel the IQ points leaking out your ears as you watch.
  15. Monstrously misconceived and incompetently executed, powered by a high-octane blend of arrogance and contempt, The Newsroom is an epochal failure, a program destined for television's all-time What Were They Thinking? list. Not since NASA's first Vanguard rocket blew up on its launch pad in 1957 will Americans have seen anything crash and burn on television with such hellish spectacularity.
  16. An abysmally dumb plot peopled with some of the most irritating characters in the history of television.
  17. A crass generation-gap sitcom with the wit if not the intelligence of an elementary-school flatulence contest.
  18. Smutty at its best, downright creepy at its worst, this dreadful attempt to mock the coming-of-age genre could well be the first TV show to get an entire day of the week canceled.

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