Mr. Showbiz's Scores

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For 721 reviews, this publication has graded:
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  • 45% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 3.2 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 58
Highest review score:
Critic Score 100
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721 movie reviews
  1. It's a larky hoot in its best moments, and it has a refreshingly unforced sense of fun that buoys the scenes that are straight out of Lame Movie Laffs 101.
    • Metascore: 71
    • Critic Score 76
    Savy script... terrific performances... [yet] the movie's herky jerky pacing may leave you wanting.
    • Metascore: 80
    • Critic Score 76
    Disturbing, powerful essay on one aspect of the rock and drug culture at the end of the 1960s.
  2. An entertaining but insubstantial romantic thriller loaded with Euro-chic trappings and no small amount of sex appeal.
  3. A film that's bound to be loathed for its irrationalities and narrative drunkenness, just as it will be beloved for its original risks and manic visual energy.
  4. Comes off as an exceedingly pleasant, wistful romantic romp.
  5. One of the year's best imports and one of the very few queer movies that transcends its sexual orientation.
  6. First-time writer-director Mark Hanlon creates a solidly trippy atmosphere.
  7. Works best as a mood piece — the mood, however, is grim.
  8. A charming movie.
  9. After an uproarious first half, Saving Grace arrives at its conclusion somewhat hastily and conveniently.
  10. All in all, she comes off as quite a complex creature.
  11. Tries to have it both ways -- as a kitschy ode to bodybuilding culture and as a tragic story of a man who was persecuted for his dreams.
  12. Crawford's such a good-hearted guy, you can't help but want a cut from his clippers.
  13. A genre-busting film that deserves to be seen.
  14. Zahn's dazed and confused, droopy-mustached dude steals every scene he's in...a movie that will make you smile and put a lump in your throat.
  15. Doesn't come close to the pulp beauty and complexity of classic noir.
  16. Ultimately nothing more than a live-action cartoon. A high-minded, inspiring cartoon, but a cartoon nonetheless.
  17. It's a tad too generic to be a slam dunk.
    • Metascore: 70
    • Critic Score 74
    There's talent to burn in this movie. But the flame is cold.
  18. Strangely, what it most lacks is the genuine tension found in the first "Mission"'s signature set pieces.
  19. An adroitly made, perfectly acted little nightmare.
  20. Banderas may have been crazy to make such a heady directorial debut, but it's hard not to be charmed by his ambitions.
  21. It's another subtle, fantastic performance from McKee ("Notting Hill," "Croupier").
  22. Seems truncated, incomplete -- mostly because the patented Shyamalan twist is revealed in the dénouement, not the climax.
  23. He's (Eastwood) made a mature film that bests nearly all of the summer's highly touted blockbusters for pure escapism.
  24. An ambitious film, nearly an exploitative one, but its lingering effects are positive.
  25. Even if it sometimes skips, it's consistently wittier and more idiosyncratic that most studio movies.
  26. A near-perfect confection, a beautifully executed Hollywood all-you-can-eat salad bar of glamour, plot twists, breathtaking Mediterranean vistas, and jazz.
  27. You could do a lot worse than spend two hours in the company of two such talented actresses.
  28. Juggles a few too many subplots, cramming in more issues than your average nightly newscast. But more often than not, this is a film to savor.
  29. A remarkable debut, and its first half is a genuine jolt.
  30. A thoughtful, stunning piece of work in what, of late, has been an otherwise arid indie landscape.
  31. Rarely falters but neither does it ever take flight.
  32. Proof of Life won't hold your heart hostage for very long after it's over, but here's looking at Russell Crowe -- he's the real deal, sweetheart.
    • Metascore: 47
    • Critic Score 72
    Shot on location, handheld camera, available light, no props, no music, no filters, etc. We may wonder, "What are we doing here?" But we won't look away.
  33. An agreeably and unapologetically lightweight late-summer blockbuster.
  34. There's a lot of satisfaction in seeing two stars given this much time and space to examine a complex relationship.
  35. (Paradis) delivers what might be the most affecting film performance ever given by a supermodel.
  36. Rodriguez has made a movie for kids, and the most and least that can be said about it is that parents, while hardly being catered to, will experience profound relief that the movie knows how to entertain and does so.
  37. Follows a predictable low-comedy path, but does it with such fierce appeal and beautifully wrought wit that it doesn't feel quite like any comedy American theaters have seen since the equally underrated "Grosse Pointe Blank."
  38. The film's details are spot-on, its tone ludicrously ironic, and its casting deft.
    • Metascore: 48
    • Critic Score 70
    A well-crafted, great looking adventure, with some spirited performances.
    • Metascore: 65
    • Critic Score 70
    But for all its pretensions toward exemplifying a brave new way of making movies, Time Code offers less and less worth discovering as it slouches toward its tritely "fatal" climax.
  39. A disarming helping of Capra-esque corn served up by writer-director Rob Sitch.
  40. A satisfying, sentimental trip.
  41. All this artful violence won't change your life, but Non-Stop is a satisfying quickie.
  42. Though Lee's movie is dripping with action and beautiful details, it's aimless and, eventually, tedious.
  43. Proudly wears its heart on its sleeve, but it never becomes so swoony that you'll reach for your hanky.
  44. How well you respond to this handsomely mounted, cold-blooded tragedy will depend on your feelings toward Gillian Anderson's highly theatrical lead performance.
  45. Praise will get under your skin.
  46. Offers up keys and cakes and plunges its characters down a deep rabbit hole.
  47. The story is a pleasant one despite its pointed righteousness.
  48. For audiences new to this type of moon-mad magical realism and unembarrassed romanticism, Orfeu can spellbind.
  49. A warm, glossy holiday fable that hits some surprisingly sweet notes.
  50. Nico and Dani merely retells a not uncommon tale without significantly enriching it. It's just too familiar to play as poignantly as it would like to.
  51. A clever but routine science fiction flick.
  52. Boasts a fine cast and makes enough cogent points that it rises above standard cop fare.
  53. Filthy fun, if not much more.
  54. In terms of raw wit and fearless satire, the South Park kids put Mike Myers and Adam Sandler to shame.
  55. Despite Arteta's best efforts, I eventually stopped caring about their bond because Chuck's character is conceived as such a two-dimensional yuppie.
  56. The two leads have a wonderful chemistry together.
  57. A shell of a film. It's a stripped-down and blown-out thriller than can only be measured by the sum of its action sequences.
  58. They make a believable trio of siblings, but not even their combined wit can lift this script above the maudlin.
    • Metascore: 43
    • Critic Score 68
    None of their efforts can turn this ho-hum, mildly entertaining line-drive single into a solid, explosive home run.
  59. This lightweight thriller has an enjoyable premise.
  60. A jauntily entertaining ride.
  61. As a snapshot of Hungarian history, Glamour's watchability trumps that of "Sunshine" — the droll absurdity of the former leaves a much deeper impression than the latter's bruising moralism.
  62. A brooding, stunningly realistic portrait of familial self-destruction that raises far more questions than it can possibly answer.
  63. Has a credibly gritty texture, thanks in large part to Fishburne's generosity with his fellow actors.
  64. A witty, if overextended, take on pornography.
  65. A trifle of a farce fashioned into a '30s musical that gaily trips as much as it lightly skips, but nonetheless marks a welcome return to form.
  66. Works best as romantic melodrama and is least convincing as a psychological suspenser.
  67. An elegant, haunting folktale.
  68. A raunchy, scattershot, but often hilarious spoof.
  69. Though far from a sophomore slump, Snatch, like "Smoking Barrels," is such a grab bag of other influences that it's tough to figure out what, if anything, about Ritchie's style is uniquely his own.
  70. Elevates the horror genre with a refreshing intelligence and humor -- too bad it's not half as good at generating scares.
  71. Plays like a Chinese "Cinema Paradiso," full of feeling without succumbing to sentimentality.
  72. Almereyda never plays up the gimmickry at the expense of the performances, and as a result, his movie largely succeeds, despite an overabundance of pretentious pokes at our consumer culture and the risky casting of Ethan Hawke in the lead role.
  73. The good news is that they've resurrected a franchise with wonderful potential and may eventually grow bored enough of recapping past triumphs to take it in more daring directions.
    • Metascore: 70
    • Critic Score 67
    Jon Reiss' compelling documentary on the people, music, and social constructs of dance culture, may perhaps provide some needed balance to the mass media attention.
  74. A bright, lively picture.
  75. A fresh and beautifully timed, if slight, romantic comedy.
  76. It's Besson's stunning visual fluency that takes center stage, and in the end, that's not quite enough.
  77. It's such an accomplished, beguiling film in its details that you almost don't notice that the story is scattershot, arbitrary, and thin -- almost.
  78. Has storytelling rambles and lapses that no amount of electrifying jump-cuts and original image-making can compensate for.
  79. A classic Sundance résumé movie -- texturally interesting, bubbling with ideas, and as structurally predictable as a cardboard box.
  80. It is only once the movie has exhausted its roster of "weird" notions and contrived images that it finds its emotional footing, leaving you with one half of a lovely, woebegone film.
  81. Mad About Mambo's steps may be as familiar as the hokeypokey, but there's just enough gusto in the execution to make it a guilty pleasure.
  82. Visually, Pitch Black is sleek and stylish in a post-apocalyptic way, and a scantily clad Radha Mitchell does a nice, more femme variation of Sigourney Weaver's Ripley.
  83. The characters are barely characters, the story barely a story, and the elliptical filmmaking style that so besots Denis' many fans could drive you to drink.
  84. Hark! A Christian thriller about the Last Days that doesn't (totally) suck. That's got to be a sign of the times.
  85. Despite terrific comic acting...and an atomic first hour, Fight Club makes a few wrong turns and ends up lost itself.
  86. Perhaps most depressingly, in pulling out all the stops for an ugly, violent climax, he (Schumacher) cheapens this vividly drawn slice of life, turning it into a tiresomely flawed, garden-variety vigilante thriller.
  87. An intermittently irresistible entertainment.
  88. A reliably solid treat.
  89. What ultimately keeps Titan A.E. from taking off is an ordinary script.
  90. Thanks to the first-time filmmaker's attention to character, Gun Shy is worth at least a shot at a matinee.
  91. Works so hard at being pleasant and ingratiating that it wears out its welcome.
  92. It's filled with far too much talk and it never justifies its length, but if you succumb to its old-fashioned Renoir style of storytelling, The Grandfather has its pleasures.
  93. Has an unforgettable artery of hot-blooded talent coursing straight through it.
  94. Has its funky charms.
  95. It's a yabba-dabba-delight.
  96. Assiduous, temperate, and a lot more honest about government and politicians than any other Hollywood film of the last few decades, Thirteen Days is nevertheless too little, too late.
  97. Features a sexy, appealing cast, especially Guillermo Diaz.
  98. Gets to the funny bone, but it could've cut deeper.
  99. The appealing cast makes the most of the derivative story.
  100. This jailhouse jam is quite a haul.
  101. Dippy, funny, and fast-paced enough to be a guilty pleasure.
  102. A vapor trail of a comedy, comfortable as an old chair (and deliciously photographed in shades of melon and banana by Chinese vet Zhao Fei), but ultimately quaint and unchallenging.
  103. This is slight stuff, but the legions of budding Scorseses and Kevin Smiths might actually learn a little something, and they will certainly enjoy a chortle or two -- even if it is at their own expense.
  104. Despite impeccable performances, this is bloodless, ho-hum stuff.
  105. For all its originality, O Brother doesn't seem to have a point, or enough spark to distract us from the lack thereof.
  106. The frequent song interludes will distract the kids (but send the adults into comas), and the anti-Disney satire rages as never before.
  107. It's a drab, familiar story with no oomph (and less humor than you'd think), and it's inconsistent.
  108. Brooks' least satisfying film in quite a while.
  109. Unsuccessfully attempts to fathom Kaufman's lunatic sensibilities, supplying scant psychological insight into what made the outrageous comic tick.
  110. The dilemma is simple: Living, making art, and then dying does not constitute much of a story.
  111. Accomplished, middlebrow costume-drama entertainment. It's not so simple that it could be mistaken for the work of, say, Lasse Hallström, and yet it's not so sophisticated that audiences of "Chocolat" would be mystified.
  112. Burton's films are endearing and impassioned despite the fact that they generally fail to tell a whole story, create a single rounded character, or inspire even mild laughs or chills.
  113. A generally likeable cast atones for the underwritten script with fine comic spirit.
  114. Plenty of the tasteless gags don't fly, and for every celebrity cameo that works (a hilariously heavenly Reese Witherspoon), there are two or three that crash and burn.
  115. Along the way, we end up losing patience with our couple-to-be because they seem too smart to endure the indignities ceaselessly heaped on them.
  116. "Run mad whenever you choose, but do not faint," Austen wrote in her early journals. Despite its brazen politics, Mansfield Park never goes giddily amok as promised.
  117. Mature and adroitly performed but ultimately underachieving.
  118. For a modest film, however, Too Much Sleep is a modest surprise.
  119. Hicks is far less interested in resolving dramatic conflicts than in framing shots.
  120. There's a sense of life to Committed that's unpredictable and sweet, but too much of it is cluttered with lazy shortcuts.
  121. It's yet another serial killer movie, a plot element that by this point in time, far from being disturbing or fascinating, is just plain dull.
  122. From the beginning of his career a fervent, epic documentarian, Herzog is a personal filmmaker as well, and My Best Fiend is certainly his most intimate and introspective film.
  123. A smirky black comedy that, like its John Lurie score, is jazzy, dry, and light on its feet.
    • Metascore: 73
    • Critic Score 60
    This is, recognizably, an indie film, in the best sense of the term.
    • Metascore: 56
    • Critic Score 60
    While An Everlasting Piece is rife with engaging family moments and an undeniable charm, it never allows its characters to find the very thing they're seeking: peace.
  124. Born Romantic feels less like it was born than assembled, in a kooky Britcom factory. It's no "Four Weddings and a Funeral," but it's certainly a happier conception than last month's "Maybe Baby."
  125. Spacey and Bridges -- generally provide exactly the level of investment required for their characters to be convincing. Neither one showboats, and both make good use of the dry humor in Leavitt's script.
  126. What's right as rain with Diary is the casting.
  127. The rapper-ever-increasingly-turned actor -- is having the time of his life, big pimp styling in a flashy wardrobe as he guts and struts.
  128. Too often, the movie is more forced and frantic than actually funny.
  129. Arresting, visually accomplished documentary.
  130. Packed with melodrama, and often it works in the passionate, easy-to-watch manner of an old-fashioned "woman's film."
  131. But it's Lopez's movie, and its limitations are hers: Both actress and movie tackle emotional turmoil with a minimum of insight.
  132. It's Norton's movie, really, and he shines both as cocky Jack and as cerebral-palsied Brian.
  133. An enjoyable female buddy caper -- more "Outrageous Fortune" than "Thelma and Louise."
  134. Quite handsomely produced, and there's a definite swashbuckling verve to it. Most of the characters have been contemporized, but the actors are engaging.
  135. Ultimately too slight and opaque to inspire much ardor.
  136. Beautifully performed and filmed, but tiresomely schematic episodes like this one cause us to experience major sensory deprivation.
  137. This bed-swapping crime story is ultimately too protracted, but Piñeyro's direction is richly atmospheric, full of noir shadows and strong period detail.
  138. Glossy, gruesome police drama.
  139. Makes for compulsive viewing.
  140. It's a coffee-table movie, but what saves it are a couple of performances.Rowlands puts a spin on every line reading, Harris quietly mines regret, and Shields, assured and sexy, has never been this good.
  141. Wincer keeps the insubstantial story moving and the comedy light.
  142. For some viewers, this will seem a trial of predictability and unrelenting sweetness; for others, it's more than enough.
  143. Sags, lollygags, and blusters too much to sustain the what-the-hell momentum that Kitano achieves in his best movies.
  144. The voyage is never less than interesting, even when you have no idea where it could possibly go.
  145. Almost nothing happens for most of the movie.
  146. Pure, irrational, claustrophobic, gritty, unpretentious.
  147. All of the interviewees are compelling, whether proudly showing off bruises and bullet holes from on-the-job scuffles, or voicing their opinions about how the profession has changed.
  148. O
    Too much of a locker-room melodrama to make for great tragedy.
  149. The movie's most glaring flaw is that the brothers and their screenwriters, Terry Hayes and Rafael Yglesias, don't manage to preserve the secret of the Ripper's identity for nearly as long as they intend to.
  150. The cast is largely nonprofessional, and the story has the simplicity of myth.
  151. It's good enough, smart enough, and people will like it. It's also a high-concept cop-out, a convention-strangled genre movie that never zigs when your every instinct is screaming that it's about to zag.
  152. A tepid and surprisingly dull farce stamped from the "About Mary" mold.
  153. For the most part, it's when the women do the singing -- that Songcatcher really comes alive.
  154. If you're looking for refuge from summer movie bombast, it's frequently intoxicating.
  155. It's not a movie you could call dispassionate, however aimless and unfocused. It's a Molotov cocktail tossed in several directions at once.
  156. The flat, gross-out live-action bits, directed by (surprise!) Peter and Bobby Farrelly, don't jive with the zippy, Tex Avery-style animated segments, directed by former storyboard artists Piet Kroon and Tom Sito.
  157. The material it does pull off is daring and sharp.
  158. The naked, artless display of nerve and rebellious bile is altogether unique in modern movies.
  159. The wrap-up's pretty charming, as are the performances, but the film's too heavy for its soufflé-ready ingredients.
  160. Good old-fashioned romantic entertainment, just restrained enough to skirt schmaltz.
  161. Billed cleverly as a comedy from the heart that goes for the throat. If only Brooks had had the guts to avoid the schmaltz.
  162. Its emotional sweep is ultimately undercut by murky characterizations and generic plotting.
  163. Makes for compulsive viewing even though its noirish plot doesn't make a lick of sense.
  164. This fictionalized, frequently stomach-churning biography of Australian criminal Mark Chopper Read features the most bloody ear-severing scene since "Reservoir Dogs."
  165. The result is a feast for the eyes but frequently a famine for the frontal lobes, a movie of towering imagination and middling rewards.
  166. The more we realize that we're stuck in the company of a totally relentless loser, the drearier the entire experience becomes.
  167. At once arch, derivative, and, in the end, bizarrely lyrical.
  168. Mild as satire and completely unconvincing as tragicomedy.
  169. What does it say that we have a closer relationship with the car than with the characters? It says Bruckheimer.
  170. The film has an unabashed romantic tone that's matched by Wenders' usual flair for visual drama.
  171. Has one of the most stupendously tasteless premises in cinema history, and much of the time when this movie tries to beckon a smile, the effect is closer to astonished nausea.
  172. Strictly where the boys are: posing, posturing, and talking engine envy.
  173. A modestly entertaining ride.
  174. This might be as perfect a new-millennium Halloween creepshow as we can expect.
  175. Hits the wall and runs off the rails. They should've stuck to shtick.
  176. The overlapping dialogue and the comedy of famous people playing self-variations is pure Altman (Leigh, not surprisingly, has worked in three Altman films).
  177. It's a shame that Jeepers Creepers cops out -- as American genre movies have been doing for years -- and plays it safe with an F/X-heavy creature that no one would believe in a thousand years.
  178. The real reason to see it is Brian Cox, best known for being filmdom's other Hannibal Lecter (he played the role in Michael Mann's "Manhunter").
  179. Families already know exactly what they're in for, and they're likely to leave the multiplex high on the hum of a charming cast, sunny San Francisco locations, and a suitably happy ending.
  180. It's the kind of flourish that makes you smile -- that makes you believe in the power of movies.
  181. A mess, bouncing nonsensically from one style of farce to another, leaving large vacuums and dead spots — which may themselves, of course, be deliberate.
  182. Repetitive, aimless, and as frustrating as you'd imagine any two-hour music video to be.
  183. Come Undone is the quintessential gay date at the art house.
  184. Just try not to smile while watching Jump Tomorrow.
  185. The watchability of Extreme Days can be mostly chalked up to Hannah's playful impulses -- and his cast's infectious camaraderie.
  186. The ending is so absurd, in fact, that it feels like it was improvised by a committee of 6-year-olds. If the raptors truly were intelligent, they'd have eaten the final reel.
  187. One
    Too much of a study in formalism to register deeply on an emotional level.
  188. Simply a pleasant diversion rather the paean to crazy-in-love classics it would so like to be.
  189. Plays like "The Honeymooners" might have if Ralph Kramden were from Pakistan, but with less laughs and more ignorant spite.
  190. Like "Pollock," Nora is a convincing portrait of the intersection between creative genius and crazy, all-consuming love.
  191. As amusing and sharply performed as it is, Lisa Picard quickly grows thin and dull. Perhaps it would have been better as a real documentary, with Kirk and DeWolf simply playing their pathetic selves.
  192. Murphy's second outing as the M.D. who talks to the animals is surprisingly engaging.
  193. Sunk by its own melodramatic falseness, and it stands as a well-meaning yet lacking tribute to a courageous man.
    • Metascore: 49
    • Critic Score 59
    The farce hits the fan, and you just wait for the thing to be over.
  194. Despite good performances and moments of spectacle, it seems to go on longer than the Cultural Revolution.
  195. Feels like it was pulled out of the freezer and hastily microwaved about 10 minutes before you arrived at the theater.
  196. An amiable but contrived bit of blarney.
  197. A pleasant and surprisingly polished fish-out-of-water comedy.
  198. In its attempts to chart a young girl's journey from innocence to experience, The Invisible Circus ends up having all the heft of a Nancy Drew mystery decked out in a tie-dyed T-shirt and peasant skirt.
  199. A bit too bloodless to howl about.