New Musical Express (NME)'s Scores
- Music
For 6,000 reviews, this publication has graded:
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55% higher than the average critic
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4% same as the average critic
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41% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.9 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Music review score: 71
Highest review score: | to hell with it [Mixtape] | |
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Lowest review score: | Maroon |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 4,222 out of 6000
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Mixed: 1,625 out of 6000
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Negative: 153 out of 6000
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More of the same from an act who have been ploughing the same furrow for so long they'll be reaching the Earth's core soon. [5 Jun 2004, p.57]- New Musical Express (NME)
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Cydonia is a stillborn relic, flawed throughout by chronically stunted ambitions.- New Musical Express (NME)
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Excruciating fret wankery... appalling metal funk... and Chris Cornell 'singing' like a castrated gibbon throughout. [2 Sep 2006, p.21]- New Musical Express (NME)
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Mary J Blige, Ella bloody Fitzgerald and the odious Cee Lo (see above) all phone in a hand, but… look, just get the book [his autobiography], OK? It's brilliant, and this isn't.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Dec 17, 2012
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While Happy Families’ snappy sludge hints at a slight reprieve, the jingle-jangle whimsy of Larry Lizard is a tired reminder that there’s only one crime worse than being outright bad--and that’s being as mind-numbingly banal as this.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Mar 14, 2014
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This record moves way beyond armchair psychology - in fact, there are armchairs that have a cannier grasp of the mind.- New Musical Express (NME)
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- Posted Mar 11, 2013
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Doomed to lurk unplayed at the back of your collection. [2 Oct 2004, p.64]- New Musical Express (NME)
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Insipid marshmallow post-rock that occasionally sniffs in the direction of Yuck or Mogwai, but mostly glowers in a dismally cloying, precious nostalgia.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Feb 29, 2012
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'Worlds Apart' reads like a suicide note of a band that's tried to intellectualise its place in the canon of Western music and, in doing so, recognised its own irrelevance. [22 Jan 2005, p.51]- New Musical Express (NME)
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It’s decent in places but it’s just… you know that feeling you get when someone you love is so wracked with pointless worry that you just want to shake them and shake them until they snap out of it?- New Musical Express (NME)
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They swiftly slump back into portentous jams made for mourning failed crops, made worse by the ye olde farmhand Yoda-isms of Eric Pulido.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Nov 4, 2013
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It works for the red-raw confessional 'Family Portrait', but everything else is so bad Natalie Imbruglia would be proud.- New Musical Express (NME)
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If Skinner is coasting on production duties, then Harvey is overcompensating on the vocals.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Dec 18, 2013
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Reek[s] of overt smugness and wilful obliqueness. [16 Apr 2005, p.51]- New Musical Express (NME)
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It's not quite pop enough to dance to, and almost shlock-country enough to make you give up listening to music altogether.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Nov 15, 2011
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For a pair of wannabe pop classicists, Cardinal's cardinal sin is the failure to provide anything approaching a whistleable melody.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Jan 24, 2012
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Like a modern empowered woman, Keane are obsessed with ‘having it all’. Juggling a career, great hair and kids equates for them to making safe, dowdy AOR while giving the finger to those who call them safe, dowdy AOR.- New Musical Express (NME)
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The artist's 3rd album constitutes the h-pop formula at its most unremarkable.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Jun 13, 2014
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Volume 2' is a suite of profoundly unhurried, directionless and pointless noodling, passed off only half-heartedly as some exercise in musical exploration.- New Musical Express (NME)
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- Posted Jan 24, 2011
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Their songs are either shitty soft-rock or worse, wink-nudge pastiches like the new-wavey 'Someone To Love'.- New Musical Express (NME)
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Unrelentingly maudlin and hell-bent on ramming every potential silence with soporific guitars and proverbially pathetic fallacy, ‘AM’ only perks up on its two covers.- New Musical Express (NME)
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This is music for message-board moderators and the greasy-haired sycophants who hang around too long after gigs, and precisely no-one else.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Nov 30, 2011
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- Posted Feb 17, 2011
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Even a run of solid guest stars--Solange, Toro Y Moi and Vampire Weekend’s Ezra Koenig--can’t pump any passion into this flaccid cringe-fest.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted May 12, 2014
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What Paul Weller uniquely manages to do to the 12 songs... is to make every one sound exactly like a Paul Weller song. [11 Sep 2004, p.55]- New Musical Express (NME)
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For now, though, she's no better than one of Cowell's ventriloquist dummies.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted May 6, 2011
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- Posted Jun 20, 2011
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This one was originally an art piece performed live at the Borscht Film Festival in Miami, with attendees absorbing the sound and images simultaneously. Divorced of that context, it belongs only in the sea.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Aug 16, 2018
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