New Times (L.A.)'s Scores

  • Movies
For 639 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 51% higher than the average critic
  • 1% same as the average critic
  • 48% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 3.1 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 Monsters, Inc.
Lowest review score: 0 Slackers
Score distribution:
639 movie reviews
  1. Simply, the worst movie of a wretched year.
  2. Alas, Slackers sucks. It's so bad Schwartzman can't save it, though he tries mightily; a flash of nudity from Pearl Harbor babe and male-named model-turned-actress James King isn't even worth the price of a video rental down the line.
  3. Sandler and Spade continue their avid quest to dumb down America.
  4. Even those looking to catch a few Diane Lane tit shots will be so exhausted by the endless nothingness between each one that it won't be worth it.
    • New Times (L.A.)
  5. Seems to exist solely to prove there is something beneath the bottom of the barrel.
  6. The dumbest thing this side of a lobotomy.
  7. A torturous, mawkish, ill-conceived remake.
    • New Times (L.A.)
  8. Worst movie of the year.

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