New York Post's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
For 6,584 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 44% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 54% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 6.2 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 55
Highest review score: 100 Blancanieves
Lowest review score: 0 The Anarchist Cookbook
Score distribution:
6,584 movie reviews
  1. If 65 million years of evolution have been building up to this movie, then Darwin was wrong. But there's no intelligent design here either.
  2. This painfully unfunny mockumentary about obsessive collectors of frozen-food entrees takes potshots at anti-abortionists, Christian rockers, aversion therapy for gays and the disabled -- and misses almost every time.
  3. Aeon Flux is by far the year's worst movie, a most dubious achievement.
  4. The material has been dumbed down for contemporary tastes and Carrey's frantic comic style.
  5. If you experience any laughter while in the presence of this movie, it's a credit to your imagination. But if you can tickle yourself, why spend the $10.75?
  6. A collection of throwaway gags from other movies, a big blue recycling barrel of comedy waiting for the trash collector. It's rated PG-13 because 13 is the maximum age of those who might find it funny.
  7. An excruciating indie knockoff of "Training Day."
  8. A cut-rate ripoff of "Aeon Flux" with Milla Jovovich as a butt-kicking futuristic heroine in a midriff-baring bodysuit, is ultrastupid, ultra-incoherent, ultrasilly - and way, way ultraboring.
  9. Virtually unwatchable and laugh-free.
  10. The people who are inflicting this movie on us intend it as some sort of inspirational epic. But the only thing it will motivate viewers to do is get out of the theater.
  11. A movie so bad it's not even worth watching on DVD.
  12. An appallingly unfunny and unromantic romantic comedy.
  13. It's hard to believe that the distributors of See No Evil were so afraid of what critics would say about their movie that they refused to provide advance screenings. The movie's target viewers aren't the type who read reviews, if they read at all.
  14. Laughless, pointless and downright creepy, Say Uncle is a would-be black comedy.
  15. The Amy Sedaris comedy based on the failed TV show isn't the least funny film of the year - but for that it should send a thank-you note to "United 93."
  16. A couple of years ago, a disaster like Shadow boxer - with the hapless Cuba Gooding Jr. scraping below the bottom of the barrel - would have gone straight to video or been buried on an obscure cable channel at 3 a.m.
  17. There is plenty of blame to go around for this laughless mess.
  18. [Hernandez] is obviously a man more concerned with art than commerce, but good intentions don't always make for good filmmaking.
  19. Vanity productions don't come much worse than One Third, an amateurish, dialogue-free curiosity courtesy of Yongman Kim, the founder of the Greenwich Village institution Kim's Video.
  20. Utter junk.
  21. It's trashy and disgusting - and those are the best parts. Mostly it's just an endless, pointless drone with characters like bacteria and dialogue like an untuned radio.
  22. God, if you exist, why do you keep letting morons like Walsch get rich?
  23. The longer the movie goes on, the more annoying Benigni's infantile behavior becomes.
  24. Williams appears to be having trouble keeping his eyes open, and the audience will, too.
  25. The ineptly made Animal Cannibal isn't remotely convincing as reality, and worse, isn't remotely entertaining as fiction.
  26. Sickeningly violent and inane movie.
  27. A pathetically unfunny comedy that should have been shipped straight to video, if not recycled as guitar picks.
  28. A feeble dramedy about a Baltimore beauty shop where someone should come in to sweep up the clichés.
  29. Sony dumped this sleazy, inept and worthless piece of torture porn into theaters yesterday.
  30. No, Bratz, an unwitting and witless critique of American consumerism run amok, does not star Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie.

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