New York Post's Scores

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For 6,859 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 44% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 54% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 6.2 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 55
Highest review score: 100 WALL-E
Lowest review score: 0 A Little Bit of Heaven
Score distribution:
6,859 movie reviews
  1. It's all interspersed with strange attempts at comedy that fail on two levels: They're not funny, and they puncture what little drama there is.
  2. Some ideas are auto-stolen (from Coupland's last novel, "JPod"), but those quirky atmospherics aren't enough to sustain a largely plotless film.
  3. Helplessly clichéd, predictable and unaware of its own lameness, it could easily become a camp classic on the order of "Grease 2" and "Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band."
  4. You wouldn't call The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day a taut thriller. More like a fleshy, messy, jangled frenzy of shootouts and much discussion about the mechanics of romantic entanglements that bloom between prison inmates.
  5. Skip it, and rent "The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" instead.
  6. Milks the very real problem of "organ tourism" for all the melodrama and car chases it's worth.
  7. The pretentious and unrelievedly glum first feature from music-video and advertising director Nenad Cicin-Sain, The Time Being looks sharp, but it’s about as dramatically satisfying as watching paint dry.
  8. The effects are cheesy, the photography is murky, the sets look like leftovers from a Las Vegas stage spectacular -- and the flick appears to have been edited with a roulette wheel.
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  9. A few magic rocks and tepid battle scenes do little to inspire interest in the goings-on as Malcolm McDowell and Eric Idle spout villainy and punch lines, respectively.
  10. Abysmal performances, limp direction (Will Gould) and a heavy-handed script drive a stake through a semi-interesting idea about the persecution of gay werewolves in a remote English village.
  11. Who let this dog out?
  12. Slow-witted and occasionally unintentionally hilarious.
  13. This excruciating adaptation of the innocuous '70s cartoon show makes the film version of "Josie and the Pussycats" look sophisticated by comparison.
  14. A 2010 movie that could have been made in 1940.
  15. Dull yet contrived drama.
  16. None of this is remotely funny or interesting.
  17. Brainless and pointless.
  18. The low point of the new Shall We Dance comes when Miss Paulina finally confesses why she's so sad.
  19. An amateurish, pointless exercise in filmmaking.
  20. The dullness of this writing is more than matched by the dull look achieved by director Allen Coulter, who appears to have shot the film through a piece of yard-sale Tupperware.
  21. The transformation of the girls from winsome wisecrackers into whiny bling-obsessed chuckleheads is complete.
  22. At least there is a happy ending — DeChristopher, for wasting the government’s resources, properly served 21 months in federal prison. Now, he has moved on to Harvard Divinity School, where his sanctimony will serve him well.
  23. A lame teen comedy.
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  24. There's plenty of material here for a dark comedy, but director Martin Curland isn't up to the job. His film - like Luke - plods along, unsure of exactly what it's supposed to be.
  25. Slow-moving, yawn-inducing remake.
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  26. Parental Guidance kicks off with a mean-spirited joke about an overweight woman and heads downhill from there.
  27. Like its subject, a lawsuit that is expected to go on for another 10 years, Crude has no ending. This is the perfect ending for this Goliath versus Goliath documentary about powerful personal-injury lawyers taking on a powerful corporation.
  28. This is an exhausting, eyeball-gougingly ugly 90-minute assault of non-stop action, with an all-star voice cast shouting witless lines and a wide variety of objects lobbed at the audience in the crudest 3-D fashion.
  29. Wal-Mart's home office in Bentonville, Ark., can rest easy: Greenwald, as usual, is hysterically preaching to the choir.
  30. Politics aside, Trudell plays like an infomercial for its subject rather than a serious examination of the man and his beliefs.

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