Nintendo Gamer's Scores

  • Games
For 1,483 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 45% higher than the average critic
  • 7% same as the average critic
  • 48% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 12.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Cave Story
Lowest review score: 0 Monochrome Racing
Score distribution:
1,483 game reviews
    • tbd Metascore
    • 18 Critic Score
    It screams half-arsed puzzler - ticking the simplicity box required by the genre but failing miserably to offer any addictive depth. [Mar 2007, p.64]
    • 35 Metascore
    • 18 Critic Score
    Charmless, unfunny and barely playable. [Mar 2008, p.52]
    • 32 Metascore
    • 18 Critic Score
    There's a special place in percussion hell for crap like this. [July 2009, p.73]
    • 34 Metascore
    • 18 Critic Score
    We HATE this game. [Aug 2011, p.67]
    • 30 Metascore
    • 17 Critic Score
    Avoid this game like you would one of the films. [Sept 2011, p.72]
    • 41 Metascore
    • 16 Critic Score
    You'd have more fun if you asked a professional wrestler to try to transform your skeleton into the shape of a moped. [Aug 2010, p.68]
    • 39 Metascore
    • 15 Critic Score
    At 20 quid for five distractions that might keep you busy for 30 seconds, it's overpriced.[Apr 2007, p.60]
    • 40 Metascore
    • 15 Critic Score
    At 20 quid for five distractions that might keep you busy for 30 seconds, it's overpriced. [Apr 2007, p.60]
    • 49 Metascore
    • 15 Critic Score
    Not big, not clever, not even funny. [May 2008, p.63]
    • tbd Metascore
    • 15 Critic Score
    This is the kind of game that makes us invent words like stinktacular and dumpulescent. [June 2010, p.71]
    • 39 Metascore
    • 15 Critic Score
    This miserably commercial effort - well, it's just depressing, and the only positive thing we've got to say about it is thank god it's unlikely ever to be released in this country. [July 2010, p.60]
    • 60 Metascore
    • 15 Critic Score
    Great games (well, some), cynically recycled. Unless you can find 50th Anniversary for a couple of quid or less, this is the worst value on GameCube. [Aug 2006, p.63]
    • 33 Metascore
    • 14 Critic Score
    An utterly terrible shooter which will, if nothing else, satisfy your recommended daily allowance of mirth...and pvc hotpants. [July 2008, p.68]
    • 36 Metascore
    • 14 Critic Score
    You just mash buttons and move on. Dire. [Jan 2010, p.74]
    • 35 Metascore
    • 12 Critic Score
    Random and mindless, you'd be much better off diving head first onto a rusty nail bed than enduring five minutes of this tedium. [Mar 2007, p.81]
    • 22 Metascore
    • 12 Critic Score
    It's astonishing that anyone would try and sell this as a complete game. Piffle ball more like. [Apr 2007, p.71]
    • 32 Metascore
    • 12 Critic Score
    There's only one word for this experience: wooden. [Feb 2008, p.51]
    • 34 Metascore
    • 12 Critic Score
    It's totally broken. [Jan 2010, p.74]
    • 34 Metascore
    • 11 Critic Score
    A horrendous mess of a game, horrible to play in every way, short of severing your hands at the wrists and squirting lemon on the stumps. [Mar 2007, p.70]
    • 41 Metascore
    • 11 Critic Score
    The Wii does shovelware better than anyone, but it's really hit a new low with 101-in-1 Sports. [Jan 2011, p.69]
    • 38 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    A collection of rubbish puzzles that will surely train your brain not to let your wallet waste 20 pounds on this sort of crap in the future. You have been warned. [Aug 2007, p.67]
    • 19 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    A shrine to gaming incompetence. Arriving in the same month as "Galaxy" it's gotta take some balls to release something as totally inept as this and expect people to play it. [Christmas 2007, p.64]
    • tbd Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    The steaming cherry on an already stinking bum-cake, Billy the Wizard is one of the most horrible things to have happened to us in a long while. [Christmas 2007, p.65]
    • tbd Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    I crushed the cart under the wheels of my office chair and chucked the pieces in the bin. [Jan 2009, p.77]
    • 31 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    So bad it's worth renting, just to see. [Christmas 2009, p.68]
    • 33 Metascore
    • 9 Critic Score
    A big pot full of bum. [Dec 2009, p.64]
    • tbd Metascore
    • 8 Critic Score
    Offensively lame. [May 2010, p.68]
    • 27 Metascore
    • 7 Critic Score
    The target game in Wii Play is miles better and more challenging. [Oct 2007, p.69]
    • 20 Metascore
    • 4 Critic Score
    This is the kind of beast your mum wold describe to get you back in the house before curfew. [Oct 2007, p.77]
    • 25 Metascore
    • 0 Critic Score
    Congratulations, Nordcurrent, you've made the worst game of the year. [Oct 2011, p.75]
    • 16 Metascore
    • 0 Critic Score
    Explosive Megamix is about as welcome as explosive diarrhoea. [Nov 2011, p.75]