Philadelphia Inquirer's Scores

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For 3,924 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 70% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 27% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 5.1 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 68
Highest review score: 100 The Last Waltz (re-release)
Lowest review score: 0 Isn't She Great
Score distribution:
3924 movie reviews
  1. A bubble-brained comedy with as much bearing on the real world as a Pokemon cartoon.
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  2. This is no "Raging Bull."
  3. No doubt conceived as an underwater version of "National Treasure," Andy Tennant's film plays like a Three Stooges movie with scuba gear.
  4. The acting is better than the script deserves and Lexi Alexander's cut-to-the-hearse direction lends the film considerable kick.
  5. What a mess.
  6. Aloupis is not untalented as writer or helmer. But his first outing is an unsurprising, paint-by-the-numbers picture.
  7. Chloe & Theo is a mess of a message movie, simplistic, sappy, silly.
  8. 88 Minutes proves itself to be a maddeningly mediocre, ineptly manipulative "real-time" thriller.
  9. Tennant aims for a contemporary version of "The Thin Man," wedding the banter of sparring spouses with sleuth work. To say that he falls short of the mark is understatement.
  10. It would seem that Allen and screenwriters John Quaintance and Jessica Bendinger couldn't decide between making a movie about the summer that 'tweens become teens or "Scenes From a Mal"l for the MTV set.
  11. So achingly empty, it's nearly existential.
  12. If you are unlucky enough to stray into the presence of Bats, I strongly recommend you follow their wise example. Hang from the ceiling and go to sleep.
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  13. Like a grade-school version of an Indiana Jones adventure.
  14. Hoffman's turn as the drag queen has its endearing and comically catty moments, but Flawless' utter phoniness subsumes all efforts at honest acting.
  15. Feels like it's been homogenized and Hollywoodized to death.
  16. Laughably predictable and lamentably unfunny, Laws of Attraction practically creaks from the effort exerted by its cast, straining to bring snap and panache to a hackneyed exercise. Sno Ball, anyone?
  17. This low-budget, high-gore sequel can be effectively frightening at times, and just plain boring, too. The suspense builds, the blood gushes, the momentum dissipates. It's an unsatisfying mix.
  18. Painfully cute drama.
  19. To paraphrase one of the few memorable lines in the movie, "Even stink would say this stinks."
  20. Judah Friedlander and Lindsay Lohan are striking, respectively, as a Lennon paparazzo and a fan creeped out by Chapman.
  21. Instead of paying homage to these creepy creatures of bygone Hollywood, Sommers seems to be unwittingly lampooning them. The first few minutes of Van Helsing, shot in black and white, look like outtakes from Mel Brooks' gagfest "Young Frankenstein."
  22. The Best of Me is neither worse than his other films nor particularly better. At 118 minutes, it is, however, one of the longest. Interminably long, dragging out its molasses heart through what seem like three different endings.
  23. Another high school vixen movie, this one with a potty mouth (the vixen) and pretensions of social commentary (the movie), Pretty Persuasion brings to mind a number of other titles, all better.
  24. The film has been directed in a murky, rhythmless fashion by Niels Arden Oplev.
  25. Clare Lewins' dizzyingly disjointed documentary, I Am Ali, has one thing going for it: its subject, boxing immortal Muhammad Ali.
  26. This heavy-handed muddle of a cop thriller is just impossibly bad.
  27. Surrogates, which borrows tone and content freely from "I, Robot," is all windup and no pitch.
  28. One of those what-were-they-thinking projects in which good talent is on very bad display.
  29. Rarely has a film so equally balanced macho and nacho, but Wrath does leave us with a few valuable lessons: a.) fratricide is a nasty business, best left to the Greeks and b) fighting fire with fire may sound good, but it turns out to be a really stupid idea.
  30. Predictable, tired, formulaic, it makes up for its lack of originality with a bigger budget, louder jokes, louder costumes, and louder music.

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