Philadelphia Inquirer's Scores

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For 3,660 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 70% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 27% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 5.8 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 68
Highest review score: 100 Butterfly Tongues
Lowest review score: 0 Isn't She Great
Score distribution:
3,660 movie reviews
  1. Intermittent moments of mild amusement ensue.
  2. A preposterous, if admittedly fun, exercise in sci-fi/horror mayhem.
  3. At its best, the movie is a catalog of doggy stunts.
  4. The film is at once shamelessly transparent, manipulative, and far-fetched, and impossibly suspenseful. You'll want to take a shower afterward - that's how icky you'll feel.
  5. An airless, bilious, endless pageant of pseudohistory.
  6. Shot on the cheap, with cheesy animated credits and comic-panel "Bams!" and "Pows!" splashed across the screen, Super has a jokey, low-rent quality (or lack of quality) that could be endearing, if Wilson's performance weren't so nihilistically dull, and if there were somebody in the picture who had a soul.
  7. Stevenson is big and swarthy and not altogether without credibility, but he's got as much charisma as a potato.
  8. Never mind the facts. True Story, slick and shaky, doesn't know where the truth lies.
  9. Director Steven Quale is economical: He ditches plot altogether, delivering instead nothing but set pieces. He does come up with a few genuinely creepy moments of Hitchcockian edge-of-your-seat suspense and a few very inventive deaths.
  10. Although it would be understatement to call their characters unsympathetic, Van Der Beek and Sossamon play their parts with such doomed passion that they have some affecting moments.
  11. Though there are chases galore and stampeding dinos aplenty, Dawn of the Dinosaurs is a nicely rendered travelogue without storytelling. There is little to bring an audience along for the ride.
  12. Ultimately the voyage is so choppy and long (2 hours, 48 minutes) that into the third hour I found myself yawning, "Yo-ho-hum and a very sore bum."
  13. Relying on improv-y riffing and watch-them-coming-from-down-the-block-and-around-the-corner sight gags, The Campaign is intermittently amusing, but more often just interminable.
  14. The Island could be read as a metaphor for societal ills (commercialization, conformity, pharmaceutical overkill) if it weren't so shamelessly dumb. And dumb it is.
  15. Flat and predictable.
  16. Despite lovely songs from k.d. lang and Bonnie Raitt (written by Beauty and the Beast composer Alan Menken), this range is about as serene as a hen party.
  17. There's nothing hip or ironic about Poseidon, which makes Russell and Lucas the perfect leading men.
  18. How bad is Prince of Persia? Whether or not director Mike Newell is to blame, the action sequences lack verve and scope.
  19. The good news is that it sees what a jihad looks like from both sides. The bad news is that it's not a very good movie, with three fine performances and two great sequences.
  20. The trouble with Alfie - apart from the film's existence, and the wrongheaded idea of remaking a minor classic - is that not a soul is likable.
  21. Leaves you in no doubt of where the talent is in what would otherwise be a throwaway picture.
  22. There's not a believable character, nor line of convincing dialogue to be found.
  23. I watched this movie thinking that it used the idea of taking a chance on cards as a metaphor for taking a chance on love. I was dead wrong.
  24. Yet another Hollywood serving of everyman pluck, sports division.
  25. Legacy is a two-hour light show with a lot of flash, a little style, and not one byte of narrative originality.
  26. There's no doubt that the formula for this kind of action film is showing its age.
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  27. The best thing about The Thing, the third - and the least interesting - big-screen adaptation of the John W. Campbell Jr. short story "Who Goes There?", is its closing credits.
  28. Eva Longoria brings a crisp swagger and fluent Spanish to her role.
  29. It isn't frightening. Sometimes, in fact, it's laughable.
  30. A movie that provokes as many rueful sighs as it does bruising laughs.

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