ReelViews' Scores

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For 2,781 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 65% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 33% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 3.7 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 65
Highest review score: 100 A Clockwork Orange
Lowest review score: 0 Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
Score distribution:
2,781 movie reviews
  1. You may find sperm jokes hilarious, but it's doubtful you'll find them hilarious in The Babymakers, which has serious composition problems.
  2. Sometimes, even a little gratuitous nudity can't save a movie. This is one of those occasions. Cosmopolis easily trumps "To Rome with Love" as the biggest disappointment of 2012 from an established director.
  3. They could have called this Paranormal Inactivity.
  4. This feels a lot like some of the recent, unwatchable Adam Sandler offerings: boorish, unfunny comedy colliding with saccharine, quasi-dramatic filler.
  5. The sad truth about After Earth is that not only is it difficult to find things it does well, but there are numerous examples of outright incompetence dotting the landscape.
  6. This is quite possibly the most moronic motion picture I have seen thus far in 2013 and that's saying a lot.
  7. This is as excruciating a movie as is likely to be experienced by anyone, anywhere. It isn't merely that the story is insulting, the characters are bland, the action is dull, and the CGI is everywhere - it's that all this goes on for nearly three hours. That's three hours of your life you'll never get back.
  8. It's badly directed, poorly edited, and features some of the most unconvincing acting this side of a soup commercial.
  9. Even the rare individual who died laughing while watching the trailer will discover that only half of that phrase - the "dying" part - applies to the experience of enduring the film.
  10. This movie only takes a few minutes to crash and burn, but more than an hour and a half to realize it.
  11. The only thing as bad as bad comedy is bad action. Bad Boys II has plenty of both.
  12. This film is like a shiny, red apple that's rotten to the core -- despite slick direction and a glossy sheen, it reeks of decay. Showgirls isn't a good drama, a good thriller, or even good pornography.
  13. Every once in a while, a movie comes along that is so boring and pointless, that those faithful movie-goers who never walk out on a film have to find some alternative to watching the mind- numbing stupidity unfolding on the screen.
  14. There are quite a few unintentionally funny moments, although the overall experience was too intensely painful for me to be able to advocate it as being "so bad, it's good."
  15. So bad that it will annoy and/or bore those who have minimal standards and a high tolerance for sewage.
  16. This is a vile and reprehensible motion picture.
  17. Straight viewing could result in brain damage.
  18. This film has no story, no characters, and no coherence.
  19. This is one of those movies where you stay rooted in your seat just to see how bad it can really get.
  20. Even Cowgirls is as close to an unwatchable film as there is available at this time in the theaters.
  21. Fair Game is howlingly bad - so awful, in fact, that it can actually be enjoyed on a certain level.
  22. Mixed Nuts makes a point of stating that there's magic at Christmas. After seeing this movie, I'm a believer. After all, it's virtually impossible to come up with an alternate explanation of how something this awful could make it to theaters across the nation.
  23. A cinematic excursion so horrific that it's an insult to bad movies to call it a bad movie.
  24. This is bad. Not bad in a way that it might be fun to see when inebriated. Bad in a way from which only death provides immunity.
  25. What's wrong with this movie? A better question might be: What's right? Every attempt at comedy is not only obvious but delivered in such a forced manner that any hope of generating laughter dies before the joke has been told.
  26. Just plain bad. Boring. Unwatchable.
  27. Not only is this an amateurish travesty combining fundamentalist Christian eschatology with disaster movie b.s., but it's plodding and tedious.
  28. No movie could be more aptly compared to raw sewage than this film.
  29. It's amazing how boring an action movie can be when there's absolutely no point to all of the sound and fury.
  30. Disgusting, offensive, and utterly without merit. And, on top of that, it's boring and pretentious.

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