Doesn't have the decency to end when it should.

The motion picture version of Bewitched is a travesty of monumental proportions that belongs in the "What the hell were they thinking?" category.

It has all the elements one would expect from a "so bad it's good" feature: cheesy dialogue, a script that could have been written by two chimpanzees, acting that would make a high school drama teacher cringe, and lots of tight female bodies poured into tiny bikinis. Despite all of that, however, I found Into the Blue to be a real trial.

A dreadful, hackneyed piece of cinema.

There are bad movies and annoying movies, and this one contains elements of both.

There's nothing worse than a film which mistakenly believes it's the comic event of the year. For no legitimate reason whatsoever, When Nature Calls is full of itself to the point of being offensive.

The Pink Panther is supposed to use humor to uplift. Instead, I departed this movie feeling depressed.

This is another one of those pointless action superhero movies that unfolds like a video game in which the viewer is unable to participate.

This film is unable to involve, entertain, or titillate. Basically, it stinks.

On those rare occasions when RV stumbles across a comedic moment that is legitimately funny, it drains the humor out of it by milking it dry.

It's not scary, it's not chilling, and it's not interesting.

Hush has three very simple problems: it's incredibly dumb, it's incredibly boring, and it's incredibly predictable (at least up to the stupefying ending).

When it comes to comedy, Deck the Halls is remarkably tedious.

By the end of the film, I was hoping everyone on two legs would die, preferably suffering as much on screen as I was in the audience.

Epic Movie is a waste of time. It's like a bad issue of "Cracked Magazine" come to life. It's not so much painful as it is sleep inducing.

The funniest movie of the year - a true laugh riot. Viewers will be holding their sides to contain the laughter. Forget Borat - if you're looking for something hilarious, this is the movie to see. What's that? It's not supposed to be a comedy. Oops.

It's crass, cruel, and borderline offensive, but the laughs that could redeem all of that are missing. Material as bad as the tripe that comprises Norbit can be endured only if there's a payoff. In this case, the point seems to be that some actors will do anything for a buck.

After this disgrace, it's time to shut the hills' eyes for good.

The ineptitude of the movie's drama is matched only by the failure of its humor.

Aside from Snipes' well-tuned performance and a few clever scenes detailing superstar marketing, this picture is a veritable wasteland. Even watching the horror show that the real Giants have become during the 1996 season is more fun than this. The advertising slogan may be "fear strikes soon", but, when it comes to The Fan, fear, like the movie, strikes out.

This movie is bad from top to bottom, front to back, and start to finish.

Unless you derive pleasure from watching Lohan being tortured, there's no reason to subject yourself to this movie. Besides, if that's your goal, all you have to do is turn on tabloid TV. There's Lindsay's living hell of a life, being broadcast 24/7.

August Rush isn't just a bad movie - it's an aggressively bad movie.

Surprise of surprises, Revolver turns out to be worse than "Swept Away" - and not just by a little bit.

--- Ho, ho, ho - the joke's on anyone who pays to see this.

Asian horror remakes are typically not screened for critics, and Shutter is no exception. The studios know what they have: watered-down, lifeless shells of motion pictures devoid of characters, drama, or anything remotely resembling horror.

Despite having the same title and a similar premise to a 1980 Jamie Lee Curtis flick (kids getting slaughtered on prom night), this is NOT a remake. In fact, it really doesn't have much of a plot. It's basically "The O.C." with a body count.

One of the dumbest thrillers to arrive it theaters in a long time.

The resulting hodgepodge of unfunny, sophomoric humor and PG-13 T&A, frosted by a sheen of appallingly nauseous "drama," makes for such a noxious brew that it's amazing viewers stay in their seats for the entire production.

The gore is so badly done that it's borderline comical and poor lighting passes for "atmosphere."

Maybe approaching The Unborn as horror is the wrong approach. Perhaps this should be seen as a comedy. It is quite possibly the most egregiously laughable high-profile supernatural tale since Roman Polanski and Johnny Depp impaled themselves on "The Ninth Gate."

It has been a long time since I came as close to walking out of a movie as I did with Confessions of a Shopaholic. Not only did I find this production to be irritating, unfunny, and lacking in entertainment value, but I found its underlying slavishness to a culture of consumption to be morally repugnant.

Regardless of how low your expectations are regarding Fired Up!, it will still surprise you, and not in a good way.

12 Rounds is the unholy stepchild of "Die Hard with a Vengeance" and "Speed," starring a man whose lack of range makes Steven Seagal seem nuanced by comparison.

Watching Imagine That, I was beset by a feeling of intense depression. Is this what Eddie Murphy has become?

Jennifer's Body mixes, matches, and crosses three popular genres: horror, comedy, and teen angst. Unfortunately, it fails at all of them - and "fails" might be too kind a term.

If there's anything to like about The Bounty Hunter, it's Christine Baranski doing a Joan Rivers impersonation.

It's astounding how a movie this long could accomplish so little.

Watching this movie, I wished I knew how to use dental floss, a paper clip, and a crumpled movie ticket to break the projector.

The Last Airbender is an insult to anyone with a triple-digit I.Q. and a willingness to use it inside the confines of a movie theater. This is bad filmmaking and bad storytelling. It also sounds what should be the death knell to M. Night Shyamalan's career.

The "special effects" employed to have the animals' mouths form words might have been state-of-the-art 20 years ago, but they're outdated today, and the gorilla looks like a guy in the monkey suit that was abandoned after the 1976 version of "King Kong." I guess CGI was too sophisticated for the technical crew.

Perhaps the only way to approach Abduction that will not result in a 105-minute boredom-induced coma is to think of it as a comedy, preferably with a drinking game attached. There are laughs to be had, although none of them are intentional.

For acting to be this bad in movie not directed by Michael Bay or George Lucas, it has to be intentional.

You may find sperm jokes hilarious, but it's doubtful you'll find them hilarious in The Babymakers, which has serious composition problems.

Sometimes, even a little gratuitous nudity can't save a movie. This is one of those occasions. Cosmopolis easily trumps "To Rome with Love" as the biggest disappointment of 2012 from an established director.

They could have called this Paranormal Inactivity.

This feels a lot like some of the recent, unwatchable Adam Sandler offerings: boorish, unfunny comedy colliding with saccharine, quasi-dramatic filler.

The sad truth about After Earth is that not only is it difficult to find things it does well, but there are numerous examples of outright incompetence dotting the landscape.

This is quite possibly the most moronic motion picture I have seen thus far in 2013 and that's saying a lot.

Even the rare individual who died laughing while watching the trailer will discover that only half of that phrase - the "dying" part - applies to the experience of enduring the film.

This movie only takes a few minutes to crash and burn, but more than an hour and a half to realize it.

The only thing as bad as bad comedy is bad action. Bad Boys II has plenty of both.

This film is like a shiny, red apple that's rotten to the core -- despite slick direction and a glossy sheen, it reeks of decay. Showgirls isn't a good drama, a good thriller, or even good pornography.

Every once in a while, a movie comes along that is so boring and pointless, that those faithful movie-goers who never walk out on a film have to find some alternative to watching the mind- numbing stupidity unfolding on the screen.

There are quite a few unintentionally funny moments, although the overall experience was too intensely painful for me to be able to advocate it as being "so bad, it's good."

So bad that it will annoy and/or bore those who have minimal standards and a high tolerance for sewage.

This is a vile and reprehensible motion picture.

Straight viewing could result in brain damage.

This film has no story, no characters, and no coherence.

This is one of those movies where you stay rooted in your seat just to see how bad it can really get.

Even Cowgirls is as close to an unwatchable film as there is available at this time in the theaters.

Fair Game is howlingly bad - so awful, in fact, that it can actually be enjoyed on a certain level.

Mixed Nuts makes a point of stating that there's magic at Christmas. After seeing this movie, I'm a believer. After all, it's virtually impossible to come up with an alternate explanation of how something this awful could make it to theaters across the nation.

A cinematic excursion so horrific that it's an insult to bad movies to call it a bad movie.

This is bad. Not bad in a way that it might be fun to see when inebriated. Bad in a way from which only death provides immunity.

What's wrong with this movie? A better question might be: What's right? Every attempt at comedy is not only obvious but delivered in such a forced manner that any hope of generating laughter dies before the joke has been told.

Just plain bad. Boring. Unwatchable.

No movie could be more aptly compared to raw sewage than this film.

It's amazing how boring an action movie can be when there's absolutely no point to all of the sound and fury.

Disgusting, offensive, and utterly without merit. And, on top of that, it's boring and pretentious.

Zero-star movies are a rare and terrifying breed - films that warrant recommendation only as an alternative to physical distress.

If there is another challenger for worst entry of 2007, I don't want to see it.