Spank!'s Scores

  • Games
For 144 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 38% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 60% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 0.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 72
Highest review score: 100 ISS Pro Evolution
Lowest review score: 4 WWF Royal Rumble
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 78 out of 144
  2. Negative: 10 out of 144
144 game reviews
    • 74 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    About as worthwhile an investment as Russ Abbot's Party Atmosphere single, although it has to be said that the single represents considerably better value for money.
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    • 32 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    If you've got shorts, Simpsons Wrestling really should be eating them.
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    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    One wag referred to this game as the Timothy Dalton, rather than the Sean Connery, of Bond games. Balderdash. This is the George Lazenby - no, wait, the Woody Allen, in that crappy Casino Royale 007 spoof, of Bond games. Licensed to kill? On this evidence, James shouldn't even be licensed to drive.
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    • 64 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    A complete and utter waste of time and money for anyone who isn't a die-hard shoot 'em-up junky.
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    • 46 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    While "SSX" may well be the best game on PS2, Surfing H30 is surely the worst - that's some claim.
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    • 54 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    If the design document for Sonic Shuffle contained anything more than the sentence "Make a clone of Mario Party but with Sonic characters" I'll be very much surprised. (But) Sega HQ left out the all-important instruction of: "Make sure you don't leave out all the good bits".
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    • 57 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Slow paced, repetitive and with a weak storyline, DV is unlikely to please the usual RPG gamer, and will probably only appeal to the most ardent of Dungeons & Dragons freaks, and to players who just want a bit of mindless orc killing to occupy ten minutes here and there.
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    • 75 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    If you've only got an attention span of ten minutes this is great. If you've got an IQ in double digits you should take this as a direct insult to your man/womanhood. Absolute cack.
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    • 70 Metascore
    • 7 Critic Score
    Its shallow nature may also put people off, but it's a laugh for everyone in multiplayer.
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    • 66 Metascore
    • 4 Critic Score
    If you've played other wrestling games -- especially "Smackdown" -- you'll find it hard to believe the developers thought they could get away with this.
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