Spank!'s Scores

  • Games
For 144 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 38% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 60% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.1 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 73
Highest review score: 100 ISS Pro Evolution
Lowest review score: 4 WWF Royal Rumble
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 78 out of 144
  2. Negative: 10 out of 144
144 game reviews
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    A bold breath of fresh air. It delivers an unrivalled single player experience and providing you have the hardware, delivers a stunningly realised world to explore. The only weak point is the combat system.
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    • 55 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    As something of a year round Grinch myself, I enjoyed this game immensely, and its simple but entertaining action will satisfy both the younger player as well as more learned men (and women) of the world like you or I.
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    • 91 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Within the game, you have access to a variety of weaponry such as generic pistols, machine guns, sniper rifles and the Bond style briefcase rocket launcher. Oh yes.
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    • 91 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    This is a surprisingly realistic simulation, and yet its overriding concern is to entertain. Which it does. In spades.
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    • 86 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Slightly shallow, but good, blood-splattered fun for all that, DC 2 is at the very least one of the most graphically accomplished arcade games you'll see on the PlayStation.
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    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    A technically devastating graphics engine, the funniest script in computer games history, and a soupcon of strategy, together with imaginative and variety packed action.
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    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    It's the best in the series and possibly one of the best real time strategy games around. However if you own "Settlers III" then this is more like an upgrade than a whole new game.
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    • 90 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    The custom options are outstanding and there's tons of hidden stuff to find. The only real drawback are the painfully long loading times.
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    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Fearsome Transformer-like Mechs (robot body suits) hurtle around the screen cutting loose with the big guns, laying waste to all and sundry, coming on like stern, iron harbinger's of Armageddon - it's great.
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    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    But if you want a game that's best in short sharp bursts, good fun and mildly relaxing to boot, you could do a lot worse.
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    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    The finest gunplay action seen on the Playstation since the original.
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    • 90 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Occasionally there is a bit of slowdown, but this is a perfectly fair price to pay for the huge wide-open levels and often stunning scenery and architecture.
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    • 87 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    What MSR fails to do is generate any real adrenalin rush.
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    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Yeah, as far as games of the genre go, this is excellent.
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    • 88 Metascore
    • 79 Critic Score
    It's not just doing the same rack & attack routine that it could have been, the programmers have added well thought-out missions that are good fun.
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    • 86 Metascore
    • 79 Critic Score
    Story, attention to detail, stunning visuals and exceptional character AI makes a standard shooting fare, compelling and enjoyable.
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    • 71 Metascore
    • 78 Critic Score
    A perfectly acceptable blast with a welcome emphasis on mass carnage ahead of the recent trend for more exploration-based titles.
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    • 73 Metascore
    • 78 Critic Score
    Certainly not the deepest title you'll ever play and the control system can be horribly frustrating, but the atmosphere makes it worth persevering with, especially if you liked the movie.
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