St. Louis Post-Dispatch's Scores

  • Movies
For 996 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 63% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 34% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 6.1 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 68
Highest review score: 100 The Master
Lowest review score: 25 New Year's Eve
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 75 out of 996
996 movie reviews
  1. The way that Muppets Most Wanted grabs for the green is criminal.
  2. This is an extremely gory flick, with autopsy scenes to complement Schwarzenegger’s usual shoot-first sensibilities. After 30 years, it’s pointless to complain about the collateral damage in his movies, but here Schwarzenegger is taking vigilante justice to dark new levels that can only be reached via plot holes big enough for a Hummer.
  3. The flashbacks, which get almost as much screen time as the present day story, are far more compelling.
  4. Written, directed and acted by Hollywood pros, Heaven Is For Real is a polished little movie with a hopeful message, but when it literalizes the divine mysteries, it opens the door to a Doubting Thomas.
  5. An ambitious movie, but ultimately there’s too much “artificial” and not enough “intelligence.”
  6. Colin Firth is an Academy Award winner, so perhaps his lack of chemistry with fellow honoree Nicole Kidman is a carefully laid clue that his middle-aged newlywed Eric Lomax is damaged goods. Yet to the drama’s detriment, Lomax is about as poisonous as a week-old crumpet.
  7. Yet if you’re old enough to read this and you find yourself at a screening, try thinking about the munchkins who worked so hard on the psychedelic scenery.
  8. The latest Hollywood version of the Godzilla story is neither fun nor fearsome. It’s an empty spectacle in which the humans are as meaningless as the monster.
  9. As usual for the comedies he produces, Sandler keeps pooping in the sandbox, and he expects the audience to give him a cookie for it. It’s a shame that he forces Barrymore to get soiled too.
  10. ’Round these parts, when a movie promises a million laughs but only delivers a dozen chuckles, that’s a hanging offense.
  11. By design it’s monotonous, and with so much clunky hardware, Liman can’t generate the same pace he produced in the “Bourne” movies. Edge of Tomorrow has neither an edge nor a vision of tomorrow that matters today.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Is briefly entertaining but shows mainly that sports films featuring women are no better than those featuring men. Much of the problem belongs to director Penny Marshall, who reaches for the cliche, and for the easy way out, each time the movie seems to be about to make a serious statement about women or about baseball. [3 July 1992, p.3G]
    • St. Louis Post-Dispatch
  12. Because the affable Wahlberg is making the sales pitch, you could kid yourself that this is just a high-tech vacuum cleaner, built to siphon loose change like popcorn. But our failure to understand the terrifying significance of the “Transformers” series is why we're in the age of extinction.
  13. Third Person doesn’t lack for ambition, and it’s nice to see Neeson in the kind of role that he excelled at before he morphed into an action star.
  14. Land Ho! is a tepid little movie that goes almost nowhere, and if I had to sit in that rental car for one more boob joke, I’d rather jump into a volcano.
  15. The settings and supporting roles suggest that If I Stay started out as someone’s passion project, but the final product only requires its star to sleepwalk through buckets of schlock.
  16. Although The November Man shows us some attractive people in motion, the cumulative effect leaves us neither shaken nor stirred.
  17. Although the ratio of comedy to drama becomes increasingly weighted toward tearjerking, few of the emotional moments are realistic or effective.
  18. There’s a good movie to be made about the alienating effects of modern technology. In 2013, a little-seen indie called “Disconnect,” starring Jason Bateman, came closer than this well-intentioned failure, which has virtually no heart, humor, sense of place or central point of view. In trying to be a big, important movie, Men, Women & Children is about none of the above.
  19. Laggies is the kind of indie film that gives the genre a bad name.
  20. Offers about as much flava as a Dr. Pepper commercial and about as much drama as a “Sesame Street” rerun.
  21. This amateurish action flick is so lacking in personality or punch, it ought to be titled "V for Video Store Discount Bin."
  22. Old Dogs is so oafish, when it tosses us a biscuit, it feels like we've been smacked with a newspaper.
  23. Here most of the punishment is inflicted on the audience, which gets nailed to a cross of boredom.
  24. Director Rick Famuyiwa did much better when focusing just on African-American culture in films such as "Brown Sugar" and "The Wood." Here, in bringing together two cultures, he does neither any favors.
  25. In the new Clash of the Titans, the effects are computerized, the hero is questionable and, instead of an owl, we get a turkey.
  26. Sadly, The Last Song is badly out of tune with real filmmaking.
  27. Whether you're betting on action or laughs, this is a lose-lose scenario.
  28. With movies like this, Lopez might want to start leaving low-end romantic comedies alone and look at her movie career's backup plan.
  29. The message that needs to be posted at the theater door is "No trespassing."

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