Stuff's Scores
- Games
For 431 reviews, this publication has graded:
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69% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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29% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 3.9 points higher than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 77
Score distribution:
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Positive: 291 out of 431
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Mixed: 115 out of 431
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Negative: 25 out of 431
431
game reviews
- By critic score
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Critic Score 45
The disc doesn't do anything that every other third-person action game on the market does better. -
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Critic Score 40
Don't bother dissecting the plot, as the incredibly short game ends abruptly, giving the impression that the creators quit halfway through. Sort of like us with therapy. -
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Critic Score 40
We grew bored of the sheer repetitiveness of the game play, and not even Spyro's smart-ass remarks could keep us amused. Just talk to the hand, Spyro. Snap! -
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Critic Score 40
Humming the words or making any sound at all into the microphone will get you through these so-called challenges. And that's just plain wack. -
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Critic Score 40
Somewhere there is an audience for the kind of soul-crushing ennui that Capsule Monster Coliseum drapes around you like a ravenous anaconda…made of ennui. -
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Critic Score 40
We grew bored of the sheer repetitiveness of the game play, and not even Spyro's smart-ass remarks could keep us amused. Just talk to the hand, Spyro. Snap! -
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Critic Score 40
Making cardboard cutouts of samurais and taping them to your TV screen is more fun than playing this game. Try it. You'll see. -
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Critic Score 40
Remember playing awesome quarter-eaters like Swimmer and Pinball Action? Neither do we. Which means all you old farts can go back to chasing kids off your front lawns instead of playing this game. -
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Critic Score 40
We grew bored of the sheer repetitiveness of the game play, and not even Spyro's smart-ass remarks could keep us amused. Just talk to the hand, Spyro. Snap! -
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Critic Score 30
Though the graphics are sharp, the world is tiny and the pain-in-the-ass controls make killing monsters a chore. -
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Critic Score 30
The fancy-pants replay is a nice enough function…except for the fact that all the other cars on the course mysteriously vanish into thin air during playback. Um, didn't anyone notice this? -
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Critic Score 30
Cleaning in a video game is even less fun than cleaning in real life. Only a masochist would find this charming. And recharging little Chibi every five fucking minutes sucks harder than our Dirt Devil. -
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Critic Score 20
Even with superstrong "Hyper" mode and customizable weapons, it took everything we had to not fall asleep on our controller. -
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Critic Score 20
This half-assed movie tie-in is so crummy even the dimmest kid on the short bus won't be taken in. -
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Critic Score 20
The only tantalizing thing about Takedown is our warning to stay the hell away. -
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Critic Score 20
The only tantalizing thing about Takedown is our warning to stay the hell away. -
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Critic Score 20
Even with superstrong "Hyper" mode and customizable weapons, it took everything we had to not fall asleep on our controller. -
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Critic Score 20
This half-assed movie tie-in is so crummy even the dimmest kid on the short bus won't be taken in. -
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Critic Score 15
Your average cellphone game is more fun than any of these so-called "events." -
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Critic Score 15
Your average cellphone game is more fun than any of these so-called "events." -
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Critic Score 15
Your average cellphone game is more fun than any of these so-called "events." -
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Critic Score 10
That's it. You can customize your 'bot a little, but frankly we haven't had this much fun since we ran over a bee hive with a riding lawnmower. -
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Critic Score 10
Pretentious bullsh.t. Playing with tiny, microscopic things. Paying $35 for a game that's suckier than the free games that came with your cellphone. -
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Critic Score 0
At best, playing the game is like having someone shout in your ear for 15 hours straight. At worst, it's like getting a high colonic with balsamic vinegar. -
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Critic Score 0
At best, playing the game is like having someone shout in your ear for 15 hours straight. At worst, it's like getting a high colonic with balsamic vinegar. -
