Thunderbolt's Scores

  • Games
For 2,005 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 36% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 60% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 4.2 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 69
Highest review score: 100 SSX 3
Lowest review score: 10 AMY
Score distribution:
2,005 game reviews
    • 43 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Though you'll often be angry at it, Naughty Bear finds a way to make you smile at least once each level, even if you are reloading it for the third or fourth time. It's an example for every game design classroom of what not to do, but almost in spite of the developers, somehow, there's an entertaining game here that you'll inexplicably come back to.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    If the wonky controls were worked out, the game would be substantially improved right there.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    It lacks just about everything that a quality game needs in this day and age. While the absence of a story may not impact your experience, the shoddy controls and bland attack system will leave you craving for something more.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    One big, kaiju-sized lump of crap. The monster selection is crap, the gameplay is crap, the audio is crap, but the graphical presentation is fairly good. So, does that sound like a game you would enjoy?
    • 55 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    The original Bomberman just wasn't a very good game back in 1987, and bringing it back unaltered as a “classic” doesn't change that simple fact.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    This could have actually been an interesting game, but unfortunately it's uninspired and boring licensed drivel that few people are going to enjoy.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    The idea of changing your foes into blocks and using them to solve puzzles is an interesting, if not unoriginal idea. The painfully simple puzzles, hindered platforming aspects, cruddy combat mechanics, pathetic presentation, and a truly loathsome saving system all combine to make this one of the last great disappointments on the GBA.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    The great license and the professional players just can't make for an entertaining title thanks to a weak graphics engine and poor AI.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    The great license and the professional players just can't make for an entertaining title thanks to a weak graphics engine and poor AI.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    A by-the-numbers shooter that fails to take advantage of its license.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Somewhere along the way, the vision for this game was lost and what remains is a jumbled, unsatisfying mess. There are good ideas here - the controls work very well and the core ideas the game calls on have potential. It's just very poorly conceived.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    What's most disappointing about The Cartel is that it feels like a point of no return for what was once a promising franchise. It has really dropped the ball on the whole Western motif in favor of mostly grim urban environments and an almost actively disengaging plot.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    It's nowhere being as wealthy as Dead Money, it's more dishonest than Honest Hearts, and compared to Big MT, it's the real Big Empty.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Much like a classic hamburger, the original BurgerTime's all right for what it is and there's little necessity for improvement. It can still be improved upon, but not without first undermining its simplicity and turning it into something else.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Zack Zero is strictly amateur hour. Everything from its awful production values to the way it bungles simple platforming is an indicator that the developers lack direction. Even if the player manages to look past the dearth of new concepts and the poor execution, the crashes and profoundly obnoxious pop-up messages will ensure they've given up on Zack Zero long before the credits role.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Even to the most hardcore of point-and-click fanatics, I cannot wholeheartedly recommend Da New Guys, and if we were still in the '90s this would remain so.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    While on paper that might sound like a good idea, in practice not so much. Cars are sluggish and painful to manage while the core gameplay feels unbalanced and oversimplified.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Deep Black: Reloaded features incredibly repetitive gameplay and broken, frustrating shooting. It's devoid of the smoothness in controls and exciting action that made the Gears of War series such a joy to play.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    This is a broken, dismal game that manages only to disappoint across its meager four hours. Fans looking for a longer experience can ramp up the difficulty level, but this just means you'll be bored AND frustrated. If you want an authentic Battleship experience, go buy the board game and avoid this dreck.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    It's a shame that our final goodbyes to the cityscape of Omega is so passionless and dull. If Bioware intends to release more episodic content for ME3, I hope they don't rely on their increasingly tired combat system to do all of the work next time round. Let's have some more of that character back, okay?
    • 75 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    With no story or true narrative to latch onto, there's no reason for players to care about what's going on. And there's only one thing ever going on in Dear Esther: nothing. Broken up into individual pieces-the graphics, writing, and music clearly show talent and might have led to interesting stories or games-but together they form a dull, lifeless experience that's quickly forgotten.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    The camera does not work well enough to capture everyone on screen at any one time. Much of the game was spent battling with the camera, in open spaces, spinning it around to find where the other unseen opponents were. It gets worse within enclosed spaces, when there’s little room to maneuver.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Without the tactile use of a proper analogue stick, or a significantly more forgiving sense of level design, Cling! is a game only suitable for the most dedicated masochists. And, before playing this, I might have included myself in that distinguished fraternity.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    For a JRPG, having no worthwhile character development or well-written plot is a death sentence, and Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory is guilty on all accounts. Its annoying characters will test even the most ardent of JRPG players and its ho-hum, dungeon-crawling gameplay leaves much to be desired. Even with the excuse of being a niche title, Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory doesn’t meet even the most basic requirements expected of the genre.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Throughout its run-time, which seems like an eternity (though likely isn’t), Star Trek is a consistently underwhelming and frequently frustrating experience; it’s mostly ugly, it plays alright and does little of interest with a great license.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    The awkward touchscreen controls forced upon a 2D platformer cause physical discomfort and turns the difficulty ramp up from a hard incline to near vertical. Instead, a low-key PC release with controller support would have been better suited. It wouldn’t have resolved all issues, a straight port never will, but it would have lowered the hurdles that cause a barrier to entry here.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    For some, it may be enough to simply have a new Nascar experience, but as a game, it’s not going to hold an appeal for anyone beyond those who simply want a straightforward replication of the sport.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Its story amounts to little more than misfired jokes about an obnoxious perv trying to look up as many skirts as possible.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Developed by Arush Entertainment, this urban-themed FPS game makes a few stabs at greatness but ultimately misses its mark by, oh, about a mile.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Every texture repeats over and over again until your eyes cry out for something different. Even the artificially produced skies are bland and generic, possibly so the clouds don’t upstage the boring enemies you fight again.