• Network: ABC
  • Series Premiere Date: Oct 7, 2005
  • Season #: 1
Metascore
31

Generally unfavorable reviews - based on 22 Critics

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 4 out of 22
  2. Negative: 14 out of 22
  1. "Hot Properties" is such a stiff and unfunny sitcom that it's hard to imagine how it got on the air.
  2. If you remember nothing about this column, remember this: "Hot Properties" is stupid and annoying.
  3. Oh, and there's a very pink teapot on their coffee table. It's easy to take note of such set pieces when you're in the process of not laughing.
  4. This shameless, decidedly unfunny look at women in a Manhattan real estate office is mostly an excuse for stale, transparent, cutesy sex jokes, the sort of self-degrading stuff few self-respecting women would tolerate.
  5. We're to believe ABC took a look at all this and said, yes, yes and yes.
  6. Reviewed by: Diane Werts
    10
    ABC's little-girl gang of four represents nothing more than cliches.
  7. A lame, tawdry sitcom with unfunny sex jokes.
  8. This is a leading contender for the title of worst new show of the season.
  9. 30
    It's Designing Women without the heart, Sex and the City without the wit.
  10. The few genuinely funny lines... are immediately buried in an avalance of canned laughs. [7 Oct 2005, p.67]
  11. A disappointingly sex-obsessed sitcom.
  12. This "Sex and the City" wannabe contains neither heat nor giggles.
  13. Reviewed by: Dana Stevens
    20
    Despite an abundance of painfully suggestive one-liners, Hot Properties feels tepid and static. What's worse for a show designed to appeal to female audiences, it feels misogynistic.
  14. Reviewed by: Chip Crews
    20
    A big problem with "Hot Properties" is its hollow core.

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