At the Aron City Zoo, Johnny's trying to pick up chicks. Hoping to impress a sexy zookeeper who warns him that a 900 pound gorilla is on the loose, Johnny tells her he's a superhero and tries to catch the gorilla.

When Little Suzy tells her class that Johnny is a superhero, he goes along with the gag to impress her gorgeous teacher.

Johnny gets a lesson on how to behave around women via a "Schoolhouse Rock"-type singer.

Johnny learns a lesson about cyberspace dating when the girl he woos over the Internet turns out to be a pronghorn.

Johnny gets embroiled in a battle between two clowns fighting over who's funnier. And, Johnny hates clowns.

When Johnny mistakes a leprechaun for the Blarney Stone, all kinds of trouble erupts as Johnny tries to kiss him.

A Hip Hop girl catches Johnny's eye, but the only way she'll look back is if Johnny gets all funky fresh.

Johnny goes to the beach and finds himself in the middle of what seems like a 1960's beach movie. When a girl uses Johnny to make her boyfriend jealous, our hero gets caught up in a "King of the Beach" contest.

A crook on the run convinces Johnny that he's the substitute Martial Arts teacher. The crook then gives Johnny important tests that include robbing a bank and evading the police. Johnny meets an amazing girl only to find out she is a werewolf at night when the full moon is very bright. Johnny goes to the hospital to visit an ailing Suzy, only to find a beautiful nurse tending to her. The hospital is full of sick people, but Johnny has just what the nurse needs (or so he thinks), a heavy dose of Bravo. Unfortunately, another employee continues to get in his way.

Johnny drinks an experimental potion; Suzy helps Johnny to choose a present for Mother's Day; Johnny unwittingly becomes a spy.

A beautiful vampire uses an oblivious Johnny to trick her nerdy boyfriend into being jealous. Bunny wins a contest that makes Berry Vanderbolten (a famous pop star) be her butler for the day. Yet, Johnny takes advantage of and abuses the situation, as he nearly makes Berry his slave. Johnny goes on a date with the President's daughter, only to outrage all of Washington, District of Columbia.

Johnny wakes to find himself in the 'Zone Where Normal Things Don't Happen Very Often'- and there's a clown on the wing of his plane.

Johnny thinks Mama has been kidnapped; Mama hires a nanny for Johnny; Suzy tries to expose a circus.