Matt learns how much saving money turns Colleen on when she teaches him her frugal ways. In other events, Tim tries to fire Heather, John tries to help Sophia conquer her fear of flying and Jen's plans for Lark's first birthday go awry.

John's plan to make Samantha choose boxing over ballet has unintended consequences. In other events, Jen tries to get a second opinion about a tonsil surgery, Joan scares Matt with spiders and Greg grows a beard.

The Shorts take a trip down memory lane on New Year's Day.

On Valentine's Day, Greg and Jan hire Allie to cook for them, Matt and Colleen attempt to adopt a dog from a judgmental animal advocate, John and Joan try to buy a classic car and a boy gives Sophia a necklace.

Tim gets tickets to the Grammys; Matt and Colleen meet with their wedding planner; John and Joan join Facebook; Heather attempts to save Sophia's goldfish.

Jen and Matt have an awkward dinner without Greg and Colleen.

Matt and Colleen have crazy sleepwalking adventures from taking a strong sleeping aid.

Greg is upset that Lark only wants to be held by Jen.

Matt and Colleen have a disastrous time babysitting Lark while Jen is at work. Also, Sophia is far from pleased when John buys her a butterfly kit for her birthday; Tim and Heather rehash an old fight from the early days of their relationship; and Greg gives Samantha questionable advice about being an entrepreneur for her school project.