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  • Series Premiere Date: Jan 11, 2006
  • Season #: 1
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Universal acclaim- based on 81 Ratings

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  • Starring: Giancarlo Esposito, Lee Thompson Young, Vanessa Williams
  • Summary: UPN's latest stab at a prime-time soap (executive-produced by Jennifer Lopez) is set in South Florida's world of models, pools, beaches, drugs and nightclubs, with some gangsters thrown in for good measure.
  • Genre(s): Drama
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 2 out of 18
  2. Negative: 14 out of 18
  1. 63
    "South Beach" isn't the terrible waste of viewing time a cynic might expect. But it is a conventionally drawn, sudsy soap.
  2. 60
    Serious about its silliness, this show grasps the concept of prime time as vacation time.
  3. This latest attempt at a series with glamorous young people frolicking at an even more glamorous resort doesn't demonstrate significantly more depth than its unsuccessful predecessors.
  4. 20
    In between all the poolside exhibitionism and dance-floor romantic politics, guns appear and faceless thugs are killed. That means our young cast members get to angst about whether they're truly in danger and some villain is going to force them to eat a loaf of bread at gunpoint.
  5. 20
    Maybe the best way to explain UPN's new drama South Beach is to tell you that when Vanessa Williams warns a young model that ''South Beach will eat you alive,'' I fully expected the next scene to be a horde of zombie parking attendants chewing the entrails of half-naked girls in the lobby of the Delano. Cannibalism is about the only thing missing from this delirious new trashfest of hard bodies and soft brains.
  6. It's pointless to talk about who "stars" in this bloated music video, but the agents for both Vanessa Williams and Giancarlo Esposito need to be fired, summarily.
  7. You'd think that someone somewhere down the line... would have lobbied for the rudiments of a story, characters with texture and dialogue more sophisticated than shopping mall conversation.

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Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 56 out of 61
  2. Mixed: 0 out of 61
  3. Negative: 5 out of 61
  1. QHEAD
    Jan 18, 2006
    10
    This show is very intriguing i am a bit baist though partially beacuse i attend school on the beach but i love this show
  2. BrookeJ.
    Apr 26, 2008
    10
    OF COURSE the show was TERRIFIC!!!! I am head over heels in love with it and believe me it was one of the best shows I have ever seen.Come on tell me that somebody didn't love it and I am going to say that he was crazy.bring it back to us.PLEASE!Matt+Arielle=forever together!!! Expand
  3. SeonM
    Jan 29, 2006
    10
    Excellent acting by Vanessa Williams and Esposito. If hey would cebter the show around these two, the ratings would increase! But still, it is highly enjoyable. Expand
  4. LidsR.
    Mar 14, 2006
    10
    I love the show a lot, I have missed it for the last two weeks!!!, they should put a posting on the upn website, to tell the viewers what's going on with the show, and how come is absent. Expand
  5. ElbertA
    Apr 23, 2006
    10
    I loved the show
  6. GeraldP
    Mar 20, 2006
    9
    Granted it's not original but finally a primetime type drama like OC where sexy black people exist... I'm all for diversity and being represented in shows like this and South Beach beats the OC hands down... Storylines and dialogue do seem a little rushed. So to the writers: Lets give the characters a little more depth and less one liners before jumping to a new scene. Overall the premise is interesting and exciting. Expand
  7. ZorkZ
    Jan 16, 2006
    0
    Garbage.

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