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  • Sep 21, 2009
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  • Sep 21, 2009

Summary Charlie (Charlie Sheen) is living the high life in Malibu when his brother Alan (Jon Cryer) and his son Jake (Angus T. Jones) come to live with him after Alan's divorce. Ashton Kutcher joins the cast during the 2011-12 season after Charlie Sheen was let go in March 2011.

Created By: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

  • CBS
  • Sep 21, 2009
  • CBS
  • Sep 21, 2009
Two and a Half Men
Season 7
12 Seasons
Season Premiere: Sep 21, 2009
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User Score Generally Favorable Based on 71 User Ratings
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Summary Charlie (Charlie Sheen) is living the high life in Malibu when his brother Alan (Jon Cryer) and his son Jake (Angus T. Jones) come to live with him after Alan's divorce. Ashton Kutcher joins the cast during the 2011-12 season after Charlie Sheen was let go in March 2011.

Created By: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

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Episode 1 • Sep 21, 2009 • 22 m
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Chelsea encourages Charlie to help his ex-fiancée Mia launch her music career, but does he still have feelings for her? And what if she's a terrible singer? Meanwhile, Alan wants Charlie to let Melissa move in with him.
Episode 2 • Sep 28, 2009 • 21 m
Whipped Unto the Third Generation
When Charlie's fiancée Chelsea convinces him to let Alan's girlfriend Melissa move in, the girls take over the house.
Episode 3 • Oct 5, 2009 • 20 m
Mmm, Fish. Yum.
Alan is forced to take care of Judith's baby when Judith's mom falls off the wagon, and Jake tries to blackmail Charlie when he runs over Chelsea's cat.
Episode 4 • Oct 12, 2009 • 21 m
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Alan takes a job with his mom so that he can move out and have alone time with Melissa, and Chelsea is upset about the way that Jake is treating her.
Episode 5 • Oct 19, 2009 • 22 m
For the Sake of the Child
Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him in public, so Alan tries to convince Charlie to work together to settle their differences and stop fighting with each other.
Episode 6 • Nov 2, 2009 • 21 m
Give Me Your Thumb
Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast reduction surgery and Charlie kicks him out.
Episode 7 • Nov 9, 2009 • 22 m
Untainted by Filth
After Charlie and Chelsea set their wedding date, Charlie and Alan go out and get drunk and wake up in bed together with a strange woman.
Episode 8 • Nov 16, 2009 • 21 m
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Charlie invites Chelsea's sexy friend to stay at his place while she gets over a breakup, secretly hoping that he will get a chance to have kinky three-way sex.
Episode 9 • Nov 23, 2009 • 21 m
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Charlie is crushed when he discovers that he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair on the cheap.
Episode 10 • Dec 7, 2009 • 20 m
That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room'
Charlie discovers that Chelsea hasn't been completely honest about her finances.
Episode 11 • Dec 14, 2009 • 20 m
Warning, It's Dirty
Against Alan's wishes, Charlie encourages Jake to hook up with a pretty girl he met on the beach since Jake's girlfriend is out of town for Christmas.
Episode 12 • Jan 11, 2010 • 22 m
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Jake writes love songs to woo back his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith's watchful eye.
Episode 13 • Jan 18, 2010 • 21 m
Yay, No Polyps
Charlie endures a colonoscopy to get out of a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, only to find them in his living room when he returns home.
Episode 14 • Feb 1, 2010 • 22 m
Crude and Uncalled For
Alan ends up in jail after a bar fight, and Charlie worries that Chelsea might be interested in the lawyer who takes the case.
Episode 15 • Feb 8, 2010 • 22 m
Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person. But will he be able to pull it off?
Episode 16 • Mar 1, 2010 • 22 m
Tinkle Like a Princess
Charlie reacts to his breakup with Chelsea by taking the first woman that he sees and marrying her in Las Vegas.
Episode 17 • Mar 8, 2010 • 22 m
I Found Your Moustache
Charlie and Chelsea get back together for one night, which leaves Charlie mistakenly believing that they are back for good.
Episode 18 • Mar 22, 2010 • 22 m
Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Charlie hooks up with Chelsea's best friend, which could cause problems when Chelsea wants to get back together. Meanwhile, Alan is paid handsomely by a chiropractic patient who wants a different kind of adjustment.
Episode 19 • Apr 12, 2010 • 19 m
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Alan dates the mom of one of Jake's friends instead of telling her that her son and Jake went out drinking, but Charlie surprisingly does not approve of his actions.
Episode 20 • May 10, 2010 • 22 m
I Called Him Magoo
Alan's plan for a romantic overnight getaway with his girlfriend hits an unexpected snag, while Charlie has an unusual request for his overnight companion.
Episode 21 • May 17, 2010 • 22 m
Gumby with a Pokey
While Alan and Jake go to Sacramento to pick up a grandfather clock, Charlie gets a prescription for medical marijuana to help him sleep and forget about Chelsea.
Episode 22 • May 24, 2010 • 21 m
This Is Not Gonna End Well
Jake becomes Charlie's driver after Charlie has his license suspended, and to Charlie's chagrin, Alan makes plans to attend Chelsea's birthday party.
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13% Negative
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