Average User Score: 6.8Sep 6, 2012It's not nearly as bad as Eragon, but I could make this in Windows Movie Maker in five minutes.
The acting isn't all that great, it was veryIt's not nearly as bad as Eragon, but I could make this in Windows Movie Maker in five minutes.
The acting isn't all that great, it was very poorly written (the funniest joke in the entire film was a small fast talking rodents speech being made intelligible by slowing its speech down after recording it, not all that funny,) it took to many risks that it didn't know how to deal with (making the granny a extreme sports fanatic,) the visuals where worse than a first year CGI student trying to use Flash to make Avatar and could easily be made in five minutes in pretty much given CGI program and it was overall just unfunny and unappealing to me.… Expand
Average User Score: 3.3Sep 6, 2012NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
This is unacceptable. How could you mess this movie up so badly? Really? The book was amazing and even better when youNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
This is unacceptable. How could you mess this movie up so badly? Really? The book was amazing and even better when you notice that it was made by someone who wasn't even 18 yet. But... How? How do you make this movie THIS bad? If I point out ever single detail, we'll be here all day, so I'll just do a few.
The acting was bad. Bad. Terrible. No one knew how to act. The visuals where very "Eh." They spent it all on a few individual shots. The story was utter crap. It jumped around way too much and never made sense. It still doesn't make sense if you read the book. Like how Saphira could fly into the sky and suddenly become a fully-grown dragon at the start of the film.
It was so far off from the original book (like how the Ra'zac where... Whatever the hell they were, how... Everything about Brom was executed or how they made Eragon seem like a Disney princess) that I couldn't believe it was even kind of related. Even if it was it's own thing without the book, it would still be the worst film of all time. I would rate it -1 out of 999,999,999 if I could, but sadly, I can only rate it a zero out of ten.… Expand
Average User Score: 8.2Sep 6, 2012Where do I start?
The acting was good, the music was catchy, it was silly and dark at the same time, it was just a great film all together.Where do I start?
The acting was good, the music was catchy, it was silly and dark at the same time, it was just a great film all together.
The music was amazing and I still sing it all the time, the lyrics where between actual music and just a conversation (an abnormal conversation, these characters have nothing normal to talk about) which they actually pulled off pretty well.
It was silly, the scenes with the Largo's (Pavi, Luigi, Amber and Rotti) never took themselves seriously (except maybe a few parts with Rotti,) and the plot didn't always want to be taken seriously. It was extremely surreal and that's what I love about it.
Yet again, the plot didn't always want to be taken seriously and a couple things just came out of nowhere and left just as quickly (which pisses me off in ANY movie,) but mostly it wasn't a terrible plot.
It was dark. Two words, organ repossessions. You can't have that and not have it be dark. It doesn't happen.
Yes, Shilo could be a total **** and the plot jumped around in a few places, but this is an awesome movie. I haven't seen Repo Men yet, so let's not bring that rip-off up.… Expand
Average User Score: 5.0Sep 6, 2012This. Move. Was. Stupid.
But that's the point.
This movie was so stupid it was funny. The effects weren't Avatar, but they weren't aThis. Move. Was. Stupid.
But that's the point.
This movie was so stupid it was funny. The effects weren't Avatar, but they weren't a midnight television show either. They did get a lot wrong, most importantly that the original was a children's show and this was NOT a children's movie at all, but it was still amusing.
The plot wasn't complicated: it takes a very simple minded person to figure it out, but it wasn't the best plot.
I don't get why people hated it so much, it was supposed to be the stupidest movie ever AND it was supposed to be cheesy. The jokes aren't always funny, but they can be really funny when they want to be.
I would give a whole summary of it but I don't have the time.… Expand