Average User Score: 5.9Nov 4, 2013This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. THE most badass movie of 2013! I loved every minute of it! Basic plot is that Machete is now going after a nutjob who wants to nuke the world. Standard Grindhouse plot but oh does it set up for what could be THE BEST SEQUEL EVER!
+Danny Trejo is once again AWESOME as Machete and this time is giving some more lines to say
(EX: Machete Don't Tweet---No One Knows Machete)
+Charlie Sheen (Credited as Carlos Estvez, his real name) plays a REALLY good President of USA
+Lady Gaga can ACTUALLY act! AND she is dressed normal! No meat dress, no bubble dress, just a standard dress
+Marko Zarzor as the body guard...oh my god can this guy fight and kick!
+The two helicopter kills
+Madame Desdemona (played by Sofía Vergara) is on crazy SOB! Her weapons include a TEC-9, her "Double D's" (which have to be seen to believe!), and the Robert Rodriguez famous "Crotch Rocket Pistol".
+Alexa Vega returns and BOY did she change!
+Two of THE most badass machetes out there: A Three bladed one and one I won't DARE spoil!
+A Cameo by a certain "Star Trek" AND "Star Wars" item
+A couple cool twists (One you see coming and a few you don't)
+The Molecular Disrupter Pistol. Probably the GORIEST weapon I've seen in any movie!
+The Border Patrol Returns in one of the funniest scenes in the film!
-Antonio Banderas is only in the film for a few minutes or so
- La Camaleón, while a interesting concept, is sorta lame at points
-The Flamethrower aftermath (I thought the burns on the face would've been more server)
-Madame Desmonda and her girls disappear after a car chase
-Tom Savini's cameo is.....eh?
-More of a nitpick, but what the heck was up with the idiot shooting an Ak-47 one handed and sideways at the beginning of the film?!
-The scene with the president and Machete sorta copies the first films scene between Michael Booth and Machete
FINAL SCORE: 9 out of 10… Expand