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Boat Trip
Artisan Entertainment
MPAA RATING: R for strong sexual content, language and some drug material
Starring
Cuba Gooding Jr.,
Horatio Sanz,
Vivica A. Fox,
Roselyn Sanchez,
Maurice Godin,
Lin Shaye,
Bob Gunton,
and
Roger Moore
A sexy, uninhibited romantic comedy about following your heart…no matter where it leads you. (MPCA)
| GENRE(S): |
Romance
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| WRITTEN BY: |
Mort Nathan
William Bigelow
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| DIRECTED BY: |
Mort Nathan
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| RELEASE DATE: |
DVD: September 30, 2003
Video: September 30, 2003
Theatrical: March 21, 2003
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| RUNNING TIME: |
93 minutes, Color |
| ORIGIN: |
USA / Germany |
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75
The Globe and Mail (Toronto)
Ray Conlogue
If this rings distant Laurel-and-Hardy, or even Crosby-and-Hope bells, it's on purpose. Gooding's and Sanz's performances are almost a tribute to vaudeville-influenced two-guy comedy.
70
Los Angeles Times
Kevin Thomas
Boat Trip is happily a no-holds-barred, all-out farce in which zany complications escalate rapidly and continually.
50
Boston Globe
Wesley Morris
Even 007 is a big old queen. Yes, Roger Moore's on board as a lusty codger, who, unlike the rest of us, can't get enough of Sanz.
50
The Onion (A.V. Club)
Nathan Rabin
Has an agreeable air of anything-goes vulgarity, which is so transcendentally idiotic that it's impossible to tell whether the film is a brilliant, deadpan parody of raunchy lowbrow farces from the '70s and '80s, or one of the stupidest, most regressive films ever made. Or, more likely, it's a little of both.
50
Baltimore Sun
Chris Kaltenbach
Relentless in its crudity, so indiscriminate in its pursuit of tasteless laughs, so pure in its determination to offend, one almost has to admire it. It's even funny. Sometimes.
40
Film Threat
Clint Morris
Similar to one of those smutty 80s comedies, Boat Trip is a Farrelly brothers like gross-out with a homophobic entwine.
38
USA Today
Mike Clark
The only thing a movie this unrefined needs is a vaudevillian in baggy pants and someone hawking peanuts in the aisle.
38
New York Post
Megan Lehmann
Fairly cringe-inducing, full of witless double-entendres and the requisite "gags" involving bodily fluids.
33
Seattle Post-Intelligencer
Ellen A. Kim
Doesn't even fall in the lowbrow-but-entertaining comedy category. It's unabashedly dumb and pathetically offensive.
30
Washington Post
Michael O'Sullivan
If this garbage sounds like your kind of thing, and the folks who jump up and talk back to the screen are your kind of people, then, sweetheart, you and this movie deserve each other.
25
Christian Science Monitor
David Sterritt
This boatload of clichés is strenuously unfunny.
25
New York Daily News
Jami Bernard
Cuba Gooding Jr. can just return his "Jerry Maguire" Oscar right now. He has no excuse for making Boat Trip, a perniciously unfunny comedy.
25
San Francisco Chronicle
Carla Meyer
An unfunny fish-out-of-water comedy.
25
Miami Herald
Connie Ogle
Not that the film is so horrendously offensive -- it's almost, and I hesitate to say this, too stupid to provoke insult -- but it's juvenile enough to suck a few IQ points out of any audience member with a brain cell.
25
Chicago Tribune
Patrick Z. McGavin
Technically it does not qualify as one of the worst American-made movies ever. It only feels that way. The movie's offenses are too numerous to catalog.
20
Salon.com
Charles Taylor
It is a testament to our national determination that Nathan is not stymied by his almost complete lack of talent, his slipshod timing or his crude comic sensibility.
20
Chicago Reader
J.R. Jones
Cuba Gooding Jr. is the kind of guy who does ten minutes of shtick every time the little light in the fridge comes on, and for years I've been waiting for him to just go away. If this dud comedy is any indication of the scripts he's getting, I may not have to wait much longer.
20
LA Weekly
Dan Fienberg
Cuba Gooding Jr.'s unrelenting energy can be galvanic in good films, but in lesser efforts it reeks of frenzied futility.
20
TV Guide
Maitland McDonagh
It's hard to imagine who would find this funny.
16
Portland Oregonian
Chris Hewitt
It's a lame, gender-mixed, mistaken-identity, cross-dressing comedy: "Some Like It Tepid," if you will.
12
Chicago Sun-Times
Roger Ebert
Not that the film is outrageous. That would be asking too much. It is dim-witted, unfunny, too shallow to be offensive.
10
The New York Times
A.O. Scott
If Boat Trip were screened on a cruise ship, most of the passengers would be dog-paddling back to shore.
10
Variety
David Rooney
Washout. Lacking the mojo even to be offensive in its stereotypical view of gays and women, this excruciating cocktail of sitcom plotting and gross-out humor makes a clunky cheesefest like "The Love Boat" look like breezy, sophisticated fun.
10
Washington Post
Rita Kempley
A smutty, imbecilic farce.
0
Wall Street Journal
Joe Morgenstern
This comedy is harmless, too, when measured against the vast array of harms that the world has to offer. It's also stupid, strident, witless, pitifully inept and bad for what ails you.
0
Village Voice
Dennis Lim
The movie improves immeasurably if you visualize a looming iceberg in the corner of the frame.
0
Entertainment Weekly
Lisa Schwarzbaum
Had the ghost of Paul Lynde swanned by in a caftan-clad cameo, you couldn't find a more outdated, miscalculated collection of stale, queen-size stereotypes than those trotted out on this ship of fools.
0
Austin Chronicle
Marrit Ingman
There are bad movies, and there’s Boat Trip, a puerile comedy so appalling and unfunny, it’s like contracting the Norwalk virus at sea.
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