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Half Past Dead

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Half Past Dead reviews
23
5.3 User Score:

Generally unfavorable reviews

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Movie Info

Genre(s): Suspense/Thriller

Written by: Don Michael Paul

Directed by: Don Michael Paul

Release Date:
Theatrical: November 15, 2002
DVD: March 4, 2003

Running Time: 95 minutes, Color

Origin: USA / Germany

Summary

RATING: PG-13 for pervasive action violence, language and some sexual content

Starring Steven Seagal, Morris Chestnut, Ja Rule, Kurupt, Nia Peeples, Michael McGrady, and Bruce Weitz

An undercover agent (Seagal) must try to stop a criminal mastermind (Chestnut) who plans to infiltrate a high-tech super-prison to persuade a man on death row to tell him where he hid $200 million in gold.

What The Critics Said

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50

The Onion (A.V. Club) Nathan Rabin

So audaciously bad it's good, which is about as close to quality as Seagal is likely to get these days.

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50

The Globe and Mail (Toronto) Ray Conlogue

A shoot-'em-up for cynical times. Its only asset is Seagal himself, and frankly, he's is getting a bit past it.

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40

LA Weekly David Chute

The most exhilarating fight by far is an acrobatic wall climber between Ja Rule and Nia Peeples, choreographed by Hong Kong's Xin Xin Xong (The Musketeer) who, in terms of thrills per minute, is the movie's real star.

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38

Chicago Tribune Michael Wilmington

What we get, while rarely boring, is a succession of senseless scenes bathed in formula-thriller blue light, full of blazing Uzis, exploding helicopters and sentimental male bonding.

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38

USA Today Mike Clark

Steven Seagal's acting style is so minimal that we can almost believe a script that tells us that his character's near-death experience left him flatlined for 22 minutes.

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38

New York Daily News Elizabeth Weitzman

The martial arts are well represented, the gentler arts -- like, for example, acting -- are not.

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38

Boston Globe Wesley Morris

Brilliantly named Half Past Dead -- or for Seagal pessimists: ''Totally Past His Prime.''

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38

New York Post Jonathan Foreman

Has the cheesy, deadened feel of a straight-to-cable film.

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30

Village Voice Walter Dawkins

Morris Chestnut, known for his "Best Man"-style nice-guy roles, is surprisingly effective against type as the evil commando leader, but he's handcuffed by a script that never adequately explains his motivations.

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30

Film Threat David Grove

Half Past Dead would’ve been a bad film without Seagal anyways, but he fails long before any of the other parts do.

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30

TV Guide Maitland McDonagh

Sleek, pointless action picture.

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30

Variety Robert Koehler

In recent years, Steven Seagal has been steadily losing any firm standing as even a B-grade actioner icon, and by the genre's most basic standards, he now displays a visible fatigue and lack of interest that proves deadlier than any of his hero's skills.

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25

Seattle Post-Intelligencer Sean Axmaker

Call this one "Die Hard" on Alcatraz, and this time the "cuckoo crazy" maverick has got the homeboys on his side.

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25

San Francisco Chronicle Mick LaSalle

About as weak a movie as can be made without actively trying.

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25

Baltimore Sun Chris Kaltenbach

Stupid. Illogical. Simplistic. Pandering. And those are its good points.

25

Entertainment Weekly Bruce Fretts

When Seagal's undercover FBI agent Sascha Petrosevitch waddles into the big house wearing a do-rag and a billowing blue jumpsuit, it's the funniest jailhouse-flick scene since Gene Wilder's white-boy strut in ''Stir Crazy.''

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20

Los Angeles Times Manohla Dargis

Absent one original moment and bathed in de rigueur steel blue punctuated by sporadic bursts of flaming orange, the movie is notable only for its creative approach to Seagal's bulky gracelessness: Not since "Apocalypse Now" has a film gone to such lengths to hide what its star looks like.

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20

Dallas Observer Luke Y. Thompson

This lame hostage movie doesn't even deliver for Seagal fans.

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20

Washington Post Michael O'Sullivan

Here, common sense flies out the window, along with the hail of bullets.

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20

Chicago Reader J.R. Jones

Dismal.

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20

The New York Times A.O. Scott

After several scenes of this tacky nonsense, you'll be wistful for the testosterone-charged wizardry of Jerry Bruckheimer productions, especially because Half Past Dead is like "The Rock" on a Wal-Mart budget. And the marked-down price tags are incredibly visible.

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12

Chicago Sun-Times Roger Ebert

It goes through the motions of an action thriller, but there is a deadness at its center, a feeling that no one connected with it loved what they were doing.

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0

Austin Chronicle Marrit Ingman

“This is just like a video game,” observes rapper-cum-actor Ja Rule, taking aim during one of the myriad firefights that comprise this lunkheaded, vaguely dystopic actioner. Man, is it ever.

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What Our Users Said

The average user rating for this movie is 5.3 (out of 10) based on 12 User Votes

Note: User votes are NOT included in the Metascore calculation.

Brett B. gave it a 10:
Seagal kicks ass again.

C. Bass gave it a 1:
LOL, what a joke. "Comprende this!" That's about the only funny part, i wouldnt waste my time with this. What's with segal and all these thug life movies anyway?

Abby M. gave it a 9:
It wuz a great movie ja rule wuz totally hot!!!

Tommy L. gave it a 2:
This movie sucked...I can't believe it was in the theater...the only parts I liked were the ones where Ja Rule got knocked around. So funny...hell get decked and his scrawny-ass would go flying.

Suzie W. gave it a 10:
Mr. Steven Seagal, You are awesome, amazing and beautiful !! suzie.

Tabitha W. gave it a 10:
I like this movie because of all of the action. Ja Rule is a great actor and his deserves his props for trying. This movie wasn't the best movie in the world, but it was great!

Gilbert Mulroneycakes Again, Sorry gave it a 1:
By the way, PG-13 my British Arse. I thought the BBFC were bad, but PG-13? I spit on PG-13. It's R if it's anything. Except making it an R will restrict the amount of people who can see it, and therfore the box-office revenue. PG-13 it is then. And another chunk cut out of the credebility of the concept of censorship. Which is a good thing, actually. But at what cost?

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