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Happy, Texas

Generally favorable reviews
Based on 31 critic reviews
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Based on 3 votes
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Movie Info
Genre(s): Comedy
Written by:
Mark Illsley
Ed Stone
Phil Reeves
Directed by: Mark Illsley
Release Date:
Theatrical: October 1, 1999
DVD: April 11, 2000
Running Time: 98 minutes, Color
Origin: USA
Summary
RATING: PG-13 for language, sexual content and some violence
Starring Jeremy Northam, Steve Zahn, William H. Macy, Ally Walker, and Illeana Douglas
Two runaway convicts disguise themselves as gay pageant directors in a little Texas town.
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What The Critics Said
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San Francisco Chronicle Bob Graham
Anybody with a soft spot for fakers, who either identifies with them or just admires their chutzpah, is going to get a kick out of Happy, Texas.
Read Full Review >Film.com Gemma Files
Sweet and hilarious, a classic crowd-pleaser which elevates rather than eviscerates the homespun eccentrics who make up its cast of characters.
Read Full Review >Los Angeles Times Kevin Thomas
A hoot, a hilarious comedy that's smart and caring, yet sexy and ingenious enough that it just might stir up some of that elusive "Full Monty"-style box-office appeal.
Read Full Review >Time Richard Corliss
An easy charm, a cleverly unforced sense of humor and a benignity toward all its genially oddball characters. If moviegoers skip this one, they'll be missing a real treat.
Rolling Stone Peter Travers
Keeps the laughs coming, and a dynamo named Steve Zahn is the cheif reason why. It's a one-joke movie, but the cast knows how to sell it.
Salon.com Mary Elizabeth Williams
So full of winning performances and so disarmingly uncynical in its affection for its characters, it manages to leave you with a Texas-size grin on your face anyway.
Read Full Review >Seattle Post-Intelligencer Paula Nechak
A fresh, well-written comedy that doesn't lag, casts its actors against type and has a real love for its characters.
Read Full Review >Mr. Showbiz Kevin Maynard
Zahn's dazed and confused, droopy-mustached dude steals every scene he's in...a movie that will make you smile and put a lump in your throat.
Boston Globe Jay Carr
I can't imagine anyone not feeling entertained by Happy, Texas.
Read Full Review >New York Daily News Jack Mathews
The performances are first-rate, with the always inventive Macy a standout as the hopeful, tormented Chappy, and Zahn a scream as the lovably imbecilic Wayne.
Read Full Review >Chicago Sun-Times Roger Ebert
This is one of those comedies that doesn't pound us on the head with the obvious, but simply lets us share vast amusement.
Read Full Review >New York Post Jonathan Foreman
It's a funny and occasionally poignant movie.
Washington Post Rita Kempley
Along with a lot of 10-gallon laughs, Happy, Texas rustles up plenty of goodwill for its larcenous, sexually ambiguous leading men.
Read Full Review >LA Weekly Ernest Hardy
A very cynical exploitation of the current Hollywood vogue for things queer. Still, the film is a must-see.
Read Full Review >Variety Emanuel Levy
Steve Zahn shines throughout Mark Illsley's feature debut, Happy, Texas, elevating this eccentric small-town comedy a notch or two above its level of writing.
Read Full Review >Entertainment Weekly Lisa Schwarzbaum
A comedy of '90s sexual inclusiveness as effervescent as a cold sody pop -- and about as intoxicating.
Read Full Review >TNT RoughCut Bill McLochlin
Zahn, however, is definitely the star of the film, with his quirky portrayal of Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr. getting all of the laughs, and none of the credit.
San Francisco Examiner Walter Addiego
It's soft-edged fun that loses direction (or, given the scattershot plot, directions).
Read Full Review >Chicago Tribune Michael Wilmington
Don't expect a lot, and you'll probably enjoy Happy, Texas, as I did -- mostly. At the very least, Steve Zahn will make you laugh.
Read Full Review >Film.com Peter Brunette
What makes the film ultimately successful, though, is the outstanding comic talents that inhabit it, especially Zahn and Macy.
Read Full Review >TV Guide Ken Fox
A wonderful premise that delivers solid laughs and has a heart as big as the state in which this farce unfolds.
Read Full Review >Austin Chronicle Sarah Hepola
A humble comic fable, puttering along with a sunny grin, a goofy sentimentality, and not much else.
Read Full Review >Miami Herald Rene Rodriguez
All the right elements for a rollicking farce, except one: The movie isn't funny.
Baltimore Sun Ann Hornaday
Thank heaven for William H. Macy, whose portrayal of Happy's sheriff strikes the only honest note in a film that earns its laughs the cheap way.
Charlotte Observer Lawrence Toppman
If we had a story we could believe, we'd be in stitches.
Read Full Review >Philadelphia Inquirer Desmond Ryan
Illsley's fine cast, with a riotous contribution from William H. Macy as the sheriff who falls for Harry, plays out the comedy without condescension.
Chicago Reader Lisa Alspector
Its charm and humor will be overshadowed for some by the exploitation of gay stereotypes--which is ironic, since their arch usage ultimately allows the movie to be progressive, if only slightly.
Read Full Review >USA Today Mike Clark
Neither the actors nor their characters engender much affection.
Village Voice Dennis Lim
Sputters to a dead halt right out of the gate. One labored scenario follows another.
Read Full Review >Dallas Observer Scott Kelton James
Screwball mistaken-identity crapfest...it's just utterly plain, a confection so bland you don't even care that it doesn't really make any sense at the end.
Read Full Review >What Our Users Said
The average user rating for this movie is 7.6 (out of 10) based on 3 User Votes
Note: User votes are NOT included in the Metascore calculation.
Pat C. gave it a 3:
"Texas is so bad that God had to make a special kind of person who would like living there" (paraphrased). There you have it - that's the extent of what I got out of this show.
