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Kiss Me, Guido

Mixed or average reviews
Based on 14 critic reviews
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Movie Info
Genre(s): Comedy
Written by: Tony Vitale
Directed by: Tony Vitale
Release Date:
Theatrical: July 18, 1997
DVD: January 9, 2001
Running Time: 86 minutes, Color
Origin: USA
Summary
RATING: R for sexuality and strong language
Starring Nick Scotti, Anthony Barrile, Anthony DeSando, Craig Chester, Domenick Lombardozzi, Molly Price, and Christopher Lawford
Kiss Me Guido puts lifestyles on a comic collision course. One hilarious mix-up follows another as straight-arrow Frankie (Scotti), a pizza maker from the Bronx, comes to terms with Greenwich Village gay culture -- and his new roomie, actor/choreographer Warren (Barrile), comes to terms with Frankie. (Paramount Pictures)
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What The Critics Said
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San Francisco Chronicle Edward Guthmann
It's a bouncy, occasionally awkward diversion with sharply written characters and good actors.
Read Full Review >ReelViews James Berardinelli
A clunky script that reduces the characters to one-dimensional stereotypes.
Read Full Review >Los Angeles Times Kevin Thomas
If Tony Vitale's Kiss Me, Guido isn't quite the laff riot its trailer suggests, it nonetheless abounds in good-hearted humor, adding up to a perfectly pleasant summer diversion.
Read Full Review >Variety Dennis Harvey
A bright, snappy culture-clash farce in the mode of "Desperately Seeking Susan" and its ilk, Kiss Me, Guido plays gay and Italian-American stereotypes against one another to good-natured, crowd-pleasing results.
Read Full Review >The New York Times Elvis Mitchell
Manages to have playful comic ingenuity of its own.
Read Full Review >Entertainment Weekly Ty Burr
If writer-director Tony Vitale ladles on the cliches with extra sauce, Guido still has a hey-Ma-I'm-makin'-a-movie enthusiasm that's more infectious than it has a right to be.
Read Full Review >Chicago Sun-Times Roger Ebert
A movie with a lot of funny one-liners, but no place to go with them.
Read Full Review >Austin Chronicle Steve Davis
The film's biggest shortcoming is that its caricatured strokes aren't broad enough; it lacks the slam-bang energy of the comically grotesque.
Read Full Review >TV Guide Ken Fox
Clumsy and amateurish. But it's also occasionally quite charming, and ultimately more commendable for what it ISN'T than worthy of censure for being nothing more than an inconsequential comedy.
Read Full Review >Chicago Reader Lisa Alspector
If spelling out stereotypes were inherently funny the movie would be a hoot.
Read Full Review >Empire Jake Hamilton
Read Full Review >LA Weekly Ernest Hardy
That crack in Vitale's storytelling foundation would be forgivable if the writing, acting and character epiphanies . . . well, existed. As it is, not even Scotti's formidable lips can blow life into this stillborn flick.
Read Full Review >Washington Post Michael O'Sullivan
An unfunny comedy by Tony Vitale that is enacted not by fleshed-out characters but by hackneyed, two-dimensional stereotypes. There’re so many sexual and ethnic caricatures, it’s hard to know which is most offensive.
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