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Man of the House
EMAILPRINTColumbia Pictures / Sony Pictures Entertainment

Generally unfavorable reviews
Based on 20 critic reviews
How did we calculate this?
Based on 14 votes
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Movie Info
Genre(s): Action | Comedy
Written by:
Robert Ramsey
Matthew Stone
John J. McLaughlin (also story)
Scott Lobdell (story)
Directed by: Stephen Herek
Release Date:
Theatrical: February 25, 2005
DVD: July 19, 2005
Running Time: 97 minutes, Color
Origin: USA
Summary
RATING: PG-13 for violence, sexual content, crude humor and a drug reference
Starring Tommy Lee Jones, Kelli Garner, Vanessa Ferlito, Monica Keena, Christina Milian, Paula Garcés, Cedric the Entertainer, Shannon Marie Woodward, and Terry Parks
A Texas Ranger (Jones) takes an undercover assignment as a cheerleading coach at the University of Texas.
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Also On The Web: Internet Movie Database View The Trailer Official Studio Site
What The Critics Said
All critic scores are converted to a 100-point scale. If a critic does not indicate a score, we assign a score based on the general impression given by the text of the review. Learn more...
Chicago Tribune Robert K. Elder
A sweetly benign comedy that allows the actor (Jones) to lampoon his tough guy image honed in "The Fugitive" and "U.S. Marshals."
Read Full Review >The Hollywood Reporter Sheri Linden
A winningly restrained lead performance by Tommy Lee Jones, who also exec produced, isn't enough to put the film on the boxoffice scoreboard.
Read Full Review >Entertainment Weekly Lisa Schwarzbaum
Walking the path grooved by such stone-faced confreres as De Niro and Schwarzenegger (and following up on his own more successful self-parody in "Men in Black"), Jones positions himself as a Man in a Stetson.
Read Full Review >LA Weekly Chuck Wilson
Stuck with flat material and a star more adept at responding to humor than generating it, director Stephen Herek, in a vain attempt to generate laughs, enlists Cedric the Entertainer, as a convict-turned-preacher.
Read Full Review >Boston Globe Wesley Morris
So light it should wind up on the ''diet" shelf of the video store.
Read Full Review >Village Voice Chris Tamarri
The movie's not so much bad as it is chillingly uninventive.
Read Full Review >Empire Helen O'Hara
There are some amusing moments and some good performances despite the poor material, but it's not enough.
Read Full Review >Washington Post Stephen Hunter
It's got a lot of small movies bouncing around inside it, but there's no big movie on the outside.
Read Full Review >TV Guide Ken Fox
And if you can't figure out who [the bad guy] is the minute he first appears, you've either seen too few movies with mind-numbingly predictable plots or you've seen far too many.
Read Full Review >Dallas Observer Luke Y. Thompson
It's not a terrible premise -- It is, however, terribly executed.
Read Full Review >The Onion (A.V. Club) Keith Phipps
Jones' role, on the other hand, only requires him to look embarrassed at all times, which shouldn't have been too hard to pull off, considering the circumstances. Is that what they call "method" acting?
Read Full Review >The New York Times Lawrence Van Gelder
Nearly every one of the film's emotional scenes is too predictable to hit its mark, but Mr. Jones's dry delivery has its moments.
Read Full Review >The Globe and Mail (Toronto) Liam Lacey
This one is headed straight for star Tommy Lee Jones's career-blooper reel.
Read Full Review >New York Post Debra Birnbaum
Mindless, vapid fare... Watching the movie, you'll feel really dirty.
Read Full Review >What Our Users Said
The average user rating for this movie is 6.3 (out of 10) based on 14 User Votes
Note: User votes are NOT included in the Metascore calculation.
T Money gave it a6:
Very, very lighthearted fare. The typical popcorn movie. Best part of the movie was watching the gorgeous Kelli Garner (as Barb) and her adorable facial expressions. She made the most of her role with an ensemble cast.
Greg T. gave it a3:
This movie was basic crap and a waste of my movie rental dollars. However, what really pissed me off was the smart ass comments on this website of Gary B. who commented in a bitchy fasion on the assessment of Vince H., knocking this Vince H. and making out like he was an indiot to expect something original from this movie. This Gary B. stated "of course it was going to suck." Why would Vince H. or anyone else for that matter expect that top named stars like Tommy Lee Jones would automatically make a movie that would suck? Did Tommy Lee Jones sign up and do a movie that he knew would automatically suck? Gary B. - you did not see this movie.
Chad S. gave it a6:
"Man of the House" cheats to get laughs. A Texas Ranger like Roland (Tommy Lee Jones), more likely would merely chaperone from the sidelines at the skating rink, rather than participate. But he has to shakily maintain his balance until he inevitably falls, and we're all supposed to laugh. Talk about slipshod direction and lack of continuity. Roland is smiling all through this scene. Wasn't a benign visage supposed to be his happy face? And then you have Roland at the supermarket shopping for feminine hygeine products. Roland has two underlings. Send them. But every prospective love story in a hack movie like "Man of the House" needs a meet-cute. What is the English professor's perspective in this scene? A man buying tampons; be still my beating heart? "Man of the House" is instantly forgettable, not exactly funny, not exactly good by any stretch of the imagination, but the cheerleader who develops a crush on Roland lends the film an accidental sweetness.
Gary B. gave it a3:
I'd just like to comment on the post by vince h.... why would you be expecting this movie to be original at all? of course it was going to suck, that was obvious to anyone. so why did you go see it? i'm pretty sure that it was just so you could come on metacritic and give it a 1 because you're a geek. i know you think you're clever and everything (like a lot of people on this site), but give it a rest. also, i must say that i did not see the movie, therefore it is unfair for me to give it a rating, but i wanted to comment on that idiot.
Billy gave it a9:
Not too shabby!!!
Darryl G. gave it a9:
Light-hearted, fun comedy that makes no pretense at being deep. Decent action sequences as well.
Vince H. gave it a1:
I have been racking my brain for hours, yet I still cannot think of anything to recommend about this movie whatsoever. I walked into the theater not expecting much, and received even less so. The framework of the story is so overused and cliched (Some Like it Hot, Connie & Carla, every other movie ever made!) that it was hard for me to even get past that, but somehow this movie manages to take a sophomoric idea for a made-for-TBS movie and make it even more cliched. There is not one original, new, fresh, or funny idea in this movie's head. This movie retreads over so much slim pickings that I wasn't surprised the writers haven't been sued yet by the MPAA for copyright infringement. Essentially you'll sit in the audience, mildly diverted, waiting for the horror to be over. Tied with Alone in the Dark as the worst movie I've seen this year.
