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Miss March
EMAILPRINTFox Searchlight Pictures
Overwhelming dislike
Based on 15 critic reviews
How did we calculate this?
Based on 43 votes
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Movie Info
Genre(s): Comedy
Written by:
Zach Cregger
Trevor Moore
Directed by:
Zach Cregger
Trevor Moore
Release Date:
Theatrical: March 13, 2009
DVD: July 28, 2009
Running Time: 89 minutes, Color
Origin: USA
Summary
RATING: R for strong crude and sexual content, nudity, pervasive language and some drug use
Starring Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore, Raquel Alessi, Molly Stanton, and Craig Robinson
Miss March tells the story of a young man who awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart has since become a naked centerfold in Playboy Magazine. He and his sex-crazed best friend decide to take a cross- country road trip in order to crash a party at the magazine’s legendary headquarters and win back the girl. (Fox Searchlight)
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What The Critics Said
All critic scores are converted to a 100-point scale. If a critic does not indicate a score, we assign a score based on the general impression given by the text of the review. Learn more...
The New York Times Rachel Saltz
The problem with Miss March is that it isn't very funny.
Read Full Review >Variety John Anderson
Miss March is overall a raggedy, unfocused affair that wastes both directors' acting talent and feels like too much work between the laughs.
Read Full Review >The Onion (A.V. Club) Nathan Rabin
Robinson is hilarious, at least in the early going. Sadly, Robinson is all that stands between Miss March and complete worthlessness.
Read Full Review >Boston Globe Ty Burr
A sex comedy that appears to have been made by people who've never actually had sex.
Read Full Review >Entertainment Weekly Owen Gleiberman
Writer-director-stars Zach Cregger and Trevor Moore, of the Whitest Kids U'Know, here prove the crassest, most maladroit moviemakers you know.
Read Full Review >TV Guide Josh Ralske
Certainly, it's gross, and maybe even a bit shocking, but these filmmakers are smart enough to realize that raising the bar on crassness in teen sex comedies is a zero sum game.
Read Full Review >New York Daily News Joe Neumaier
It takes a really bad stupid comedy to make you appreciate well-done stupid comedies. And boy is Miss March a stupid comedy.
Read Full Review >New York Post Kyle Smith
For a horny-road-trip flick that's actually funny, check out last year's "Sex Drive," which just came out on video.
Read Full Review >ReelViews James Berardinelli
This is bad. Not bad in a way that it might be fun to see when inebriated. Bad in a way from which only death provides immunity.
Read Full Review >The Hollywood Reporter Kirk Honeycutt
Here's the deal: The worst sex cartoon in Playboy's long history can't compete with the sheer vacuousness of this inane comedy.
Read Full Review >Los Angeles Times Glenn Whipp
Even a 15-year-old boy would find this movie to be a chore.
Read Full Review >Salon.com Stephanie Zacharek
It's time to start recognizing that not all escapist entertainment is created equal. And that some of it isn't even entertainment. Miss March is, to use the vernacular of the escapist moviegoer, the biggest pile of crap I've seen in ages.
Read Full Review >LA Weekly Melissa Anderson
Only a moron would expect a dude road-trip-sex comedy to be more than an aggressive expression of male sexual anxiety. But really, when did women become such vile creatures.
Read Full Review >Austin Chronicle Josh Rosenblatt
As the straight-man virgin, Cregger is almost entirely devoid of personality; as his hyperkinetic sidekick, Moore may have the most unlikable personality in movie history.
Read Full Review >What Our Users Said
The average user rating for this movie is 4.0 (out of 10) based on 43 User Votes
Note: User votes are NOT included in the Metascore calculation.
Louis M gave it a0:
Worst movie I have ever seen. Could not watch till the end.
Tim x gave it a10:
Movie was fucking hilarious! It deserves a better score just from that one scene "I stabbed her face!". But seriously, movie critics are fucking stupid. They have no sense of humor without purpose. This isn't the movie you watch when you're 65 years old, alone in room, without any friends. You should watch this with friends that are at a young enough age to not take life too seriously and enjoy some of the crazy and unbelievable situations that take place.
Jake S gave it a10:
Miss March is a hilarious movie and I don't know why or how it has such low a low metascore. This movie deserves at least half of a watch through and if you don't like the beginning then don't bother with the second half. This movies not for everyone and the production is very low budget but the two actors are downright amazing. 10/10 to raise the user score to something closer than it is right now.
Jacob H. gave it a0:
If this movie sucked any harder, It would be called "Hugh Hefner's movie of terrible proportions".
Harry Loomer gave it a10:
I'm giving miss march a ten just to raise up the average a little bit, this shit is f*cking harsh! This a sketch comedy movie, not a f*cking jarmusch art picture. It's written directed and starring guys who have only ever done sketch comedy, and the movie is just a bunch of sketches tied loosely together and it is f*cking funny godd*mn it. 10!
Josh F gave it a7:
This was a good dirty comedy about a virgin and his retard brother who go on a wacky road trip. He stabs his girlfriend in the face with a fork so a bunch of firemen try to kill him. I'm glad to see firemen finally get shat on in a movie because I haven't really seen it happen before so that was great. Craig Robinson's scenes were perfectly placed in as soon as you started feeling the movie was getting stale. Two of the only negative things I can think to say about this movie are that for a dirty R movie the waiting time between boobage is pretty high and there is a part were they had to overdub crackhead in ADR and you can tell they were saying retard. The movie is already rated R so what gives? Anyway this movie has a lot of funny dick and poop jokes so if you find that funny watch it but if you care about plotholes, and lighting, and being all classy then this isn't for you.
Jay H gave it a4:
Not any better or worse than most of the sex comedies of this type. The humor is very crude, but there are a few very funny scenes. The two main stars do well enough. Too often in bad taste though.
