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Shorts
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Mixed or average reviews
Based on 22 critic reviews
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Movie Info
Genre(s): Family/Kids
Written by: Robert Rodriguez
Directed by: Robert Rodriguez
Release Date:
Theatrical: August 21, 2009
DVD: November 24, 2009
Running Time: 89 minutes, Color
Origin: USA | United Arab Emirates
Summary
RATING: PG for mild action and some rude humor
Starring Jon Cryer, William H. Macy, Leslie Mann, James Spader, Jimmy Bennett, Kat Dennings, Trevor Gagnon, and Leo Howard
Eleven-year-old Toe Thompson is the designated punching bag for the bullies of the suburban community of Black Falls, where his and everyone else's parents work for Black Box Industries, makers of the do-it-all gadget that's sweeping the nation. But during a freak storm, a mysterious Rainbow Rock, which grants wishes to anyone who finds it, falls from the sky. Suddenly, the neighborhood that Toe already thinks is weird is about to get a lot weirder. As the Rainbow Rock ricochets around the town--from kid to kid and parent to parent--wishes-come-true quickly turn the neighborhood upside down in a wild rampage of everything from tiny aliens to giant boogers. The magical fantasy adventure Shorts is told through a series of interwoven not-so-tall tales that each brings to life the sometimes wonderful, often terrible, and totally out-of-control wishes that become far more than Toe and his neighbors ever imagined. (Warner Bros.)
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What The Critics Said
All critic scores are converted to a 100-point scale. If a critic does not indicate a score, we assign a score based on the general impression given by the text of the review. Learn more...
Variety Justin Chang
More zippy, diverting fun from Robert Rodriguez's family filmmaking factory.
Read Full Review >Miami Herald Connie Ogle
Fast and funny, and grown-ups will not suffer sitting through it.
Read Full Review >The Globe and Mail (Toronto) Jennie Punter
Rodriguez, is a hack in the best sense of the term, often serving as producer, director, writer, shooter and composer – all of which come into play for Shorts .
Read Full Review >Chicago Reader Andrea Gronvall
Magic vies with technology in this exuberant adventure comedy, which unfolds achronologically in a series of zany, effects-laden vignettes.
Read Full Review >The Hollywood Reporter Kirk Honeycutt
Adult actors pretty much let the youngsters upstage them. The two leads, Bennett and Vanier, do a nice job holding the center of gravity while the film goes nuts around them. Best of all, Shorts is short, finishing before you can truly get tired of all those wishes gone wrong.
Read Full Review >Austin Chronicle Marjorie Baumgarten
Rodriguez’s technical wizardry is less showy here than in his other recent outings, which helps Shorts connect with kids on a basic human level.
Read Full Review >Philadelphia Inquirer David Hiltbrand
Like "Jumanji," Shorts runs out of momentum before it's half over. That leaves it treading slapstick and killing time until its strained and preposterous big finish.
Read Full Review >USA Today Claudia Puig
Fast-paced, imaginative and often cute, Shorts is slight but enjoyable family fare.
Read Full Review >New Orleans Times-Picayune Mike Scott
A satisfying dose of wild imagination and unbridled silliness.
Read Full Review >New York Daily News Elizabeth Weitzman
Provides just enough smart, silly fun for families desperately seeking an easy (and air-conditioned) escape from hazy August humidity.
Read Full Review >NPR Mark Jenkins
A preachy parable of suburban discontent, Shorts probably has enough kid-oriented slapstick to please the under-12 set. But it's not likely to rival writer-director Robert Rodriguez's "Spy Kids" series in long-term appeal.
Read Full Review >Entertainment Weekly Lisa Schwarzbaum
More like a summer-camp theater project than a studio movie.
Read Full Review >Portland Oregonian M. E. Russell
I'm not sure if parents will be counting out each of Shorts 89 minutes or not, begging for it to end, but I'm guessing 8-year-olds will absolutely love it, because Rodriguez isn't talking down to them or using pop-culture references in place of actual gags; he's making what might be called eye-level children's entertainment.
Read Full Review >San Francisco Chronicle Amy Biancolli
It's more of a burst pinata than a story, a wild, kinetic jumble of images, ideas and flying-candy-bar product placement that would offend if it weren't so forthright.
Read Full Review >Washington Post Ann Hornaday
If parents feel like they've seen much of Shorts before, its celebration of mayhem and restless, thrill-seeking vibe will absorb young viewers, especially as the boredom of late summer begins to set in.
Read Full Review >The New York Times Jeannette Catsoulis
Soon becomes tiresome, but it’s emblematic of a film that is dancing as fast as it can to entertain.
Read Full Review >Los Angeles Times Betsy Sharkey
The problem with Shorts is in the execution. The blown-up plot line at times derails even the little ones, the many fine comedic grown-ups are mostly squandered, and the "message" part of the movie feels like it was thrown together during detention, resulting in a wrap-up that is rushed and cloyingly PC.
Read Full Review >The Onion (A.V. Club) Keith Phipps
Jon Cryer and Leslie Mann have a couple of sly moments as overworked career people, and Spader again proves he learned a lot by working with William Shatner for so long. But the bottomless slapstick and silly effects quickly grow wearying, as does a cast of young actors whose work can politely be called energetic.
Read Full Review >Time Out New York Keith Uhlich
Props should be given to Rodriguez’s breathless “let’s put on a show” inventiveness. Plus, Macy and the booger--kick ass!
Read Full Review >What Our Users Said
The average user rating for this movie is 2.7 (out of 10) based on 10 User Votes
Note: User votes are NOT included in the Metascore calculation.
Rick A gave it a5:
This was one of those that was just o k. I did not like or dislike this movie. Worth the money is a question only you can answer after seeing this one.
M R gave it a1:
If any bona fide film "critic" gave this film a favorable review, he/she is clearly being paid to do so by the studio. This movie is downright awful.
Bridget A gave it a0:
This film was, WITHOUT ANY DOUBT, the worst film I have ever seen in my point. It was puerile, pointless and a cynical bid to make some easy last minute cash at the end of the summer. It had no redeeming features whatsoever. Even my 6 year old thought it was pointless and stupid. Absolute rubbish.
Shawn P gave it a2:
Random and pointless.
Scott G. gave it a4:
Even the kids got bored at some points.
Chad S. gave it a4:
"Shorts" might be headache-inducing, but that's only if you're old enough to have seen "The Goonies"(the Richard Donner-directed film which had some film critics reaching for the Tylenol, or revolver) in its original theatrical run, because more likely than not, moppets and sprouts are going to love the Booger Monster like how the ogre-like creature from the 1985 Steven Spielberg-produced summer blockbuster kept the analog generation in thrall. Presented as a series of linked stories, needless to say, "Shorts" has no aspirations to be literary(like Ernest Hemingway's short story collection, also linked, "In Our Time"), but that doesn't mean this CGI-laden film is completely devoid of sophistication. In the prologue, a bully picks up a rainbow colored stone, then hurls it at Toe Thompson(Jimmy Bennett), who promptly falls from a tree. The multi-hued piece of mineral matter just happened to be lying there, without explanation. Also in the prologue, Toe's friend Loogie(Trevor Gagnon) has a relentless supply of objects(which are identified as chocolate bars in another story) pouring out from both pockets; again, at that juncture, without any justifying cause. By some fluke, the unofficial prologue of "Shorts" shares with Ernest Hemingway's first short story collection, a stylistic decision to present its narrative without exposition. Although not for one second is this tiresome film the least bit engrossing, as family entertainments go, however, "Shorts" differs in that the story unravels non-linearly, which may provide young moviegoers with the dexterity to enjoy sequentially-challenged films such as Christopher Nolan's "Memento" and Jill Sprecher's "13 Conversations About One Thing", when they grow up.
