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Simone
New Line Cinema

Simone reviews
Critic Score
Metascore: 49 Metascore out of 100
User Score  
6.0 out of 10
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MPAA RATING: PG-13 for some sensuality

Starring Al Pacino, Catherine Keener, Evan Rachel Wood, Rachel Roberts, Jay Mohr, and Tony Crane

When his lead actress walks off the set, a disillusioned film producer (Pacino) creates a digital star who becomes an overnight sensation.


GENRE(S): Fantasy  
WRITTEN BY: Andrew Niccol  
DIRECTED BY: Andrew Niccol  
RELEASE DATE: DVD: January 21, 2003 
Video: January 21, 2003 
Theatrical: August 23, 2002 
RUNNING TIME: 117 minutes, Color 
ORIGIN: USA 

Alternative spelling "S1m0ne"

What The Critics Said

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88
New York Daily News Jack Mathews
Hilariously inventive Hollywood satire.
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83
Seattle Post-Intelligencer Paula Nechak
Darkly funny.
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80
Time Richard Schickel
Simone is a funny, smart, improbably successful satire on contemporary celebrity obsessions, the waning summer's most delirious comedy.
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80
Washington Post Desson Thomson
Writer-director Niccol (who wrote and directed "Gattaca" and scripted "The Truman Show") uses disarming, but wicked lightness to damn the celebrity-worshiping culture and Hollywood's beyond-the-looking-glass filmmaking.
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75
San Francisco Chronicle Mick LaSalle
As the man who made the monster and now has to live with it, Pacino's a blast.
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75
Philadelphia Inquirer Steven Rea
For all its flaws, offers an enjoyable look at the machinations of moviedom and fame, and a look into a future where what is real and what isn't becomes scarily blurred.
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70
LA Weekly Lisa Kennedy
Niccol gives audiences a very amusing puzzle about authenticity, fraud, and the uses and abuses of technology. That is a fine and funny feat. The very folks responsible for our obsession with celebrity will likely love it. And in loving it, they will no doubt let themselves off the hook.
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70
The Onion (A.V. Club) Scott Tobias
The best scenes play like "Frankenstein" revisited, with a comically bedraggled Pacino cast as the mad scientist trying to protect his runaway creation from a rabid public.
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70
Film Threat Michael Dequina
With Simone, Niccol makes what seems like a preposterous idea not only fresh and entertaining, but most of all reveals said idea to be not at all far removed from reality--as any good satire should.
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67
Entertainment Weekly Lisa Schwarzbaum
The movie pretends to warn against such shallowness -- but flaunts its arousal at how exciting such a controllable world is for those with access to the software.
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63
USA Today Claudia Puig
A worthy, if flawed, piece of entertainment.
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60
TV Guide Maitland McDonagh
The result is gorgeous, if ultimately shallow -- much like Simone herself.
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60
New York Magazine Peter Rainer
Writer-director Andrew Niccol throws around a lot of intriguing ideas in this film, and even though his ambitions are more expansive than his talent, he's managed to come up with something that credibly resembles the shape of things to come, Hollywood-style.
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60
New Times (L.A.) Robert Wilonsky
That's not to say Simone doesn't offer a good time. Shove aside its self-righteous agenda and it's a deft kick, a light comedy whenever it's not trying to play heavy. And it's bolstered by Al Pacino in a lively performance.
60
The New Yorker David Denby
I don't believe that anyone will have much trouble seeing what's wrong with the picture, but it's one of those bad movies that you remember with a smile a year later. [9 September 2002, p. 162]
60
Variety Scott Foundas
Attempts to delve beneath the surface of Hollywood's rampant narcissism and fascination with technology, but ultimately feels like just one more in the long line of films this year about the business of making movies.
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58
Portland Oregonian Shawn Levy
It's a strange, uneven film, hilarious in moments and tin-eared in others, alternately subtle and hammer-handed, acid and dull, as schizophrenic as "Signs" and probably, like that film, best enjoyed in discrete chunks rather than as a whole that needs to be digested equally all at once.
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50
Salon.com Andrew O'Hehir
It's not merely that these subjects have already been satirized to the point of ultimate tedium; more importantly, Simone just isn't very funny.
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50
The Globe and Mail (Toronto) Rick Groen
If this is satire, it's the smug and self-congratulatory kind that lets the audience completely off the hook. Effective satire, the Swiftian brand, seduces us first and then implicates us in the seduction -- we become a target too. But this stuff never gets past the initial step -- it's toothless, as innocuous as the puffery it pretends to skewer.
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50
Baltimore Sun Chris Kaltenbach
It's also unclear just what Niccol wanted this film to be: a satire? a spoof? a black comedy? a pointed social commentary? Perhaps all of the above - way too many hats for a movie this slight to wear.
50
Chicago Tribune Michael Wilmington
A ravishing crock. Like its title character, a computer-generated movie star programmed to resemble a cross between Grace Kelly, Audrey Hepburn, Lauren Bacall and Kim Basinger, it's beautiful but empty, gorgeous but spurious.
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50
Wall Street Journal Collin Levey
But for what it is, the film supplies enough laughs to bury most nagging existential questions.
50
Rolling Stone Peter Travers
Writer-director Andrew Niccol -- gets this Hollywood satire off to a rousing start. But the middle flattens, despite Pacino firing on all cylinders. And the end just nose-dives into something silly and, worse, sentimental.
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50
Chicago Reader Hank Sartin
The film never quite achieves the sharp edge satire demands, largely because director Andrew Niccol, who was so good at managing tone in "Gattaca," can't decide whether to go with nasty or hilariously farcical.
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50
New York Post Jonathan Foreman
Staggers between flaccid satire and what is supposed to be madcap farce.
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50
Miami Herald Rene Rodriguez
Because it's Pacino, though, Simone is never quite boring.
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50
Chicago Sun-Times Roger Ebert
It's fitfully funny but never really takes off. Out of the corners of our eyes we glimpse the missed opportunities for some real satirical digging.
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50
The New York Times A.O. Scott
Because the material gives off such a delicious vibe, even though the movie itself feels a little old, you want to like Simone. It would be easier if it were a more forceful comedy. But Mr. Niccol's style is that of reticence -- as a director, he's a little coquettish.
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50
ReelViews James Berardinelli
The film is too light and juvenile to be viewed as some sort of darkly subversive satire in which the director is laughing at those of us who take it all semi-seriously.
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50
Charlotte Observer Lawrence Toppman
Some movies need a suspension of disbelief. Simone requires a suspension bridge. And as fast as you try to build it, the movie keeps tearing it down.
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50
Film Threat Rick Kisonak
Recycles a great many motifs from "Truman" but never comes close to putting on as good a show.
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40
Slate David Edelstein
The premise cries out for take-no-prisoners, Terry-Southern-style sick humor; it gets instead a lot of clunky, self-congratulatory in-jokes, and Pacino is left to ham in a vacuum.
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38
Boston Globe Ty Burr
What it is, distressingly, is a mess - a ragbag of promising ideas and failed narrative, of good acting and plain old bad filmmaking.
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30
Village Voice J. Hoberman
Niccol has no gift for comedy. His ongoing exploration of modern celebrity results in an industry satire that's less funny than half-empty and hyper-designed.
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30
Washington Post Stephen Hunter
Each plot twist trumps its predecessor into ludicrousness.
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30
Austin Chronicle Marc Savlov
Torpedoed by its own overarching idealism -- the film targets the new star system, the media, the studios, digital technology, and pretty much everything else you might care to think of -- and not enough script to back it all up.
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25
Christian Science Monitor David Sterritt
Moves at a lumbering pace, peppered with ungainly gags and dramatic moments with little emotional power. The ironic commentary on show-biz superficiality is sabotaged by Niccol's failure to make his own story seem real.
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10
Los Angeles Times Kenneth Turan
Such a tedious Hollywood farce, so unpleasantly glib and relentlessly shallow, that Pacino's excessive performance is not even the worst thing about it.
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What Our Users Said

Vote Now!The average user rating for this movie is 6.0 (out of 10) based on 18 User Votes
Note: User votes are NOT included in the Metascore calculation.

Alexxa F. gave it an 8:
This film was hilarious. Not to mention that most of the people were beautiful. In these ridiculous times of Britney Spears etc, this film fit right in.

Tyler C. gave it a 9:
I don't know why nobody seemed to really like this film. I know that the Simone voice was fakey but honestly I can see where the media can take something and make a big deal out of it. Take Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie. Their marriage was just as artificial as Simone and people still talk about it. Pacino is great in everything he does. I was just very entertained.

Yoon C. gave it a 5:
Good comic performance by Pacino and nice cameo by Ryder but the movie is predicated on the notion that all of humanity--from studio execs to mass audience--are really dumb and gullible. Would have worked better as nonsense comedy but strains toward satire and doesn't quite make it.

Bunny Crill gave it a 1:
Give it a point for an original idea. Stop there. If you find yourself tied to a la-Z-boy with it playing at least beg to fast-forward through the dull and entirely predictable Pachino-Simone scenes. Ugh!

Mike D. gave it a 3:
This was a bad movie...predicatable and unfunny at that.

David gave it a 9:
This movie is awesome. Pacino's great in this movie and I'm falling for Rachel Roberts... Definitely worth your time & money. I'm waiting for the DVD :-)

Matt R. gave it a 10:
Wonderful, quirky film that actually has a brain! Yes, it is funny in many parts, but the metafiction angle is where this work really shines. Truly a "postmodern" marvel in that it is conscious of its own artificiality, Simone is much better than heavy-handed, saccharine drivel like "Signs".

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